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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2006, 02:20:07 PM »

Something else is bothering me now, which of the following do you think is true?

1: The world is full of pretty girls who smile at me.

2: I'm imagining it.

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1. The world is full of pretty girls who smile at ME.

2 You're imagining it  

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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2006, 02:20:33 PM »

Oi - Monkeyboy - another relative?
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2006, 02:22:41 PM »

I was 17. long trousers, flat stomach. No, really.

Red, its 2. Trust me. It is for me anyway, unless I'm paying.

The forum needs pictures.
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2006, 02:24:53 PM »

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Tight being 17 or tight paying? Grin

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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2006, 02:26:35 PM »

My brother Tracy and I were once running through an abattoir when he stepped on a discarded kidney. He skidded along on one leg, arms outstretched, for about 40 yards before coming to a sharp bend. He was unable to negotiate this corner at high speed and ended up colliding with a huge mountain of steaming tripe.

We both tried to do it again but it was a one off.
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« Reply #20 on: December 05, 2006, 02:27:29 PM »

No piccies available.

RED, Hinckley seems to have a high proportion of stunning women..there was the pink dress lady a while back too that you, ahem, tangled with

What do you put this down to?
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« Reply #21 on: December 05, 2006, 02:27:36 PM »

Oi - Monkeyboy - another relative?

no - but i had a choice in pictures of the "tv star red-dog" at my disposal and knowing that you were logged into the forum i thought you'd enjoy that one more Wink
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« Reply #22 on: December 05, 2006, 02:31:24 PM »

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RED, Hinckley seems to have a high proportion of stunning women..there was the pink dress lady a while back too that you, ahem, tangled with

What do you put this down to?

That's what I was getting at in my earlier post. Is the world really filled with beautiful, smiley women or am I just going senile and inventing them?

Perhaps I'm just easily stunned?



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« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2006, 02:36:05 PM »

Its not invented, you just have a wider appreciation of beauty than the more narrow basis you looked at it when you were younger.
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« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2006, 02:36:33 PM »

perhaps you notice them more because you spend your time walking in and out of ladies toilets? Wink
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« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2006, 02:36:58 PM »

Any news on the pie !!
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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2006, 02:38:34 PM »

The world is filled with beautiful, smiley women,

They smile because they are beautiful, or they are beautiful because they smile?
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« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2006, 02:40:32 PM »

Any news on the pie !!

I managed to recover more than half of it from between the cobbles. Thank god that poodle was a slow eater.
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« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2006, 02:41:12 PM »

The world is filled with beautiful, smiley women,

They smile because they are beautiful, or they are beautiful because they smile?

That's a great point! Option 2 for me every time.
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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2006, 02:44:53 PM »

The world is filled with beautiful, smiley women,

They smile because they are beautiful, or they are beautiful because they smile?

That's a great point! Option 2 for me every time.

that's definetly an option 2.

and yes there are plenty of beautifull women out there...Amazing how often it is actually not the women who consider themselves to be beautifull though
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