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« Reply #45 on: April 24, 2007, 03:49:57 PM » |
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I lost $200 calling a river bet with  on an AA773 board. Yes I coudnt even beat the board. Thatll teach me to play 7 tables at 1am! Gonna find it hard to beat that!!! technically you can beat the board and still beat 44 43 42 and 32  |
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« Reply #46 on: April 24, 2007, 04:02:10 PM » |
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I lost $200 calling a river bet with on an AA773 board. Yes I coudnt even beat the board. Thatll teach me to play 7 tables at 1am! Gonna find it hard to beat that!!! technically you can beat the board and still beat 44 43 42 and 32 and 22 |
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« Reply #47 on: April 24, 2007, 04:05:05 PM » |
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« Reply #48 on: April 24, 2007, 04:12:38 PM » |
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« Reply #49 on: April 24, 2007, 04:16:57 PM » |
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The dumbest thing i did all week was get caught out by Rod Paradise 4 days before the next Blonde Bash!!
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« Reply #50 on: April 25, 2007, 09:14:29 AM » |
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The dumbest thing i did all week was get caught out by Rod Paradise 4 days before the next Blonde Bash!!
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« Reply #51 on: April 27, 2007, 06:42:50 AM » |
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Just finishing the packing this morning for trip to BB4 and am ironing a couple of items:
Geo to wife - "you got anything you need pressed?"
wife - "just these jeans and T-shirt"
Geo then proceeds to pull T-shirt over curved end of iron board and begins pressing:
Wife - "I hate it when people do T-shirts that way - it stretches them"
Geo - " I agree with the tight T-shirts, but this is one of the baggy one's"
Wife - "That is one of my tight ones!!"
OOps....exit stage left and on to airport, think Luton's the safest place for me this weekend.
See you there
Geo
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« Reply #52 on: April 27, 2007, 06:46:49 AM » |
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My Girlfriend bought some facemask stuff for the first time this weekend and she came out of the shower whilst wearing it (she has no shame even though we're not going to be married for another two weeks and I could still get out).
I pointed out that she hadn't covered her whole face and that she was supposed to use all the stuff. She replied "I squeezed every last bit out of it there isn't any more"
My immediate (and stupid reply) was; It's because you have a big face.
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The fact that you are still breathing is a miracle! On behalf of all women everywhere I award you the bat!  Just finishing the packing this morning for trip to BB4 and am ironing a couple of items:
Geo to wife - "you got anything you need pressed?"
wife - "just these jeans and T-shirt"
Geo then proceeds to pull T-shirt over curved end of iron board and begins pressing:
Wife - "I hate it when people do T-shirts that way - it stretches them"
Geo - " I agree with the tight T-shirts, but this is one of the baggy one's"
Wife - "That is one of my tight ones!!"
OOps....exit stage left and on to airport, think Luton's the safest place for me this weekend.
See you there
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Boldie, if you're not going to Luton, i'll pick up the bat for you and use it on myself until I pass it on. Geo |
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« Reply #53 on: April 27, 2007, 08:16:54 AM » |
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My Girlfriend bought some facemask stuff for the first time this weekend and she came out of the shower whilst wearing it (she has no shame even though we're not going to be married for another two weeks and I could still get out).
I pointed out that she hadn't covered her whole face and that she was supposed to use all the stuff. She replied "I squeezed every last bit out of it there isn't any more"
My immediate (and stupid reply) was; It's because you have a big face.
not smart
The fact that you are still breathing is a miracle! On behalf of all women everywhere I award you the bat! Just finishing the packing this morning for trip to BB4 and am ironing a couple of items:
Geo to wife - "you got anything you need pressed?"
wife - "just these jeans and T-shirt"
Geo then proceeds to pull T-shirt over curved end of iron board and begins pressing:
Wife - "I hate it when people do T-shirts that way - it stretches them"
Geo - " I agree with the tight T-shirts, but this is one of the baggy one's"
Wife - "That is one of my tight ones!!"
OOps....exit stage left and on to airport, think Luton's the safest place for me this weekend.
See you there
Geo
Boldie, if you're not going to Luton, i'll pick up the bat for you and use it on myself until I pass it on. Geo lol you can have it Geo...I think you deserve it more than me mate...ouch! |
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« Reply #54 on: April 27, 2007, 06:51:47 PM » |
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Went to Bath. bought 10 kg of caburys white buttons, and 10 Kgs of chocolate buttons.
Ate a Mexican meal.
Went to new bar in local town, drunk 5 pints.
Went home changed shirt went back out watched LFC v Blue meanies.
Drunk 3 pints.
Moved pub drunk another pint.
Walked home (i assume i cant remember?)
switch on Xbox360, then unplugged it and put it under the sofa?(wtf)
went to bed, missus prods me to stop me snoring. I shoot out of bed bang my head, go down stairs to sleep.
wake up at 6 am and puke allover living room floor, rather than use mop i massage into floor with newspaper.
what a great night
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« Reply #55 on: April 27, 2007, 10:26:28 PM » |
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Went to Butlins with my mum, 2 sisters and 11 kids....say no more.
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« Reply #56 on: April 27, 2007, 10:39:15 PM » |
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got incredibly drunk 6 hours before attending the final day and assessment on a course in manchester....was watching the man U game and got caught up in the atmosphere
at least that was my excuse
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« Reply #57 on: April 27, 2007, 11:04:47 PM » |
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flew back from my trip away on business.
Plane 1 1/2 hours late.
Lost my airport carpark ticket (-£20)
flat battery [i am idiot - left lights on] (had to call AA) {+45 mins}
Missed Liverpool v Chelsea game
& Liverpool lost.
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« Reply #58 on: April 27, 2007, 11:33:44 PM » |
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flew back from my trip away on business.
Plane 1 1/2 hours late.
Lost my airport carpark ticket (-£20)
flat battery [i am idiot - left lights on] (had to call AA) {+45 mins}
Missed Liverpool v Chelsea game
& Liverpool lost.
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« Reply #59 on: April 29, 2007, 07:20:16 PM » |
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