Hells Bells - the good, the bad, the ugly, and.......

[BigTomatoes]

 i was like that when i met Jimmy Carr after one of his gigs , he was trying to start a conversation with me and my brother and all i could say was '' alright Jimmy nice to meet you ''  then '' good gig mate '' then took a photo then walked away.

 its so weird , the guy is not even that famous but i couldnt even have a normal conversation with him.

[spiny]

things never to say when meeting a celeb....

"where do you get your ideas from?"

"my wife loves you, but i think you're shit"

"do you know harry enfield/mick jagger/the devilfish (delete as appropriate). they're my favourite?"

"the best thing of yours was......"

"tony. may i call you tikay?"

[ariston]

things never to say when meeting a celeb....

"where do you get your ideas from?"

"my wife loves you, but i think you're shit"

"do you know harry enfield/mick jagger/the devilfish (delete as appropriate). they're my favourite?"

"the best thing of yours was......"

"tony. may i call you tikay?"

my opening coversation with her (off camera luckily) was about how I had made money on her in the poker million on betfair. I backed her at the start of the final then laid her back for a nice green book when 3 handed and heads up. Technically I got paid 4kish  for laying helen chamberlain- luckily she is into horse racing etc so understood what I meant.

[ariston]

"where do you get your ideas from?"

is the normal answer Gareth?

[spiny]

"where do you get your ideas from?"

is the normal answer Gareth?

yes

[ariston]

suppose I'd better start being nicer to you norm, if they do ever have me back it might be you presenting and getting your own back

[spiny]

suppose I'd better start being nicer to you norm, if they do ever have me back it might be you presenting and getting your own back

mmwaahahaha

[Ironside]

everyone must have someone they would just go all shy if they met.

karen baggoley

I was definately a little quiter than usual.

you think if all the players chipped in we could hire helen to attend the next blackpool festival it will be worth it to save us all from buying ear plugs

[Claw75]

things never to say when meeting a celeb....

"where do you get your ideas from?"

"my wife loves you, but i think you're shit"

"do you know harry enfield/mick jagger/the devilfish (delete as appropriate). they're my favourite?"

"the best thing of yours was......"

"tony. may i call you tikay?"

do you know Harry Enfield?

My personal favourite of yours was when you played the grave digger in the Young Ones

[Ironside]

things never to say when meeting a celeb....

"where do you get your ideas from?"

"my wife loves you, but i think you're shit"

"do you know harry enfield/mick jagger/the devilfish (delete as appropriate). they're my favourite?"

"the best thing of yours was......"

"tony. may i call you tikay?"

do you know Harry Enfield?

My personal favourite of yours was when you played the grave digger in the Young Ones

i thought he very good in a bit of fry and laurie

[Indestructable]

My Mrs thought Norman was very good in Chicago but was too shy to say it at a Poker Million party a couple of years back.  

As for Karen Baggoley, I had no idea who she was but i do now. HubbaHubba

[Ironside]

karen can be seen on skyones naked in blackpool repeats

[ariston]

side note do you know who got naked in blackpool commisioned?

[Ironside]

nope

all i do know is when i went looking for naked in blackpool it wasnt wheelchair friendly

so whoever it was is on my to sue list

[ariston]

Naked in blackpool was commisioned by sky one to be produced by the same company that made naked in westminster. It was to be a reality show based on the founding and opening of a new and unique club in Europe. PEXXX was going to be the first male lapdancing bar aimed at hen parties etc and was strictly a women only club. Several weeks of footage into the can the premises fell through (legal and financial differences at contract stage) and as they already had the crew in blackpool and the slots booked into the schedule they had to make something so decided to just throw together the stuff on the other normal strip clubs. The partner/GM of pexxx would be a certain bald chubby northerner who did his bollox on it. Sometimes as a businessman (which I was at the time) you have to realise when the figures dont add up or someone is trying to screw you and just walk away and swallow your losses (the owner of the premises thought it was too late for us to walk away as we had already invested so much and moved the goalposts). In a way I'm glad I was never a reality TV star seeing as how some have come across.