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[UpTheMariners]

Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:

 

 

Pot size: $4
Result: wtf glances between the real players.

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[Mango99]

Tilly_Jen @ FullTilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: STUPID- The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes stupid players in BRIGHT PINK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Donkey (Stupid/Stupid). Your Donkey play Pre and Post Flop makes the table glance sideways at each other while stifling their inner desire to laugh out loud. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Donkeys by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your breasts are your biggest strength. You should only play hands where your opponents are staring at your heaving ample cleavage in the hope that it will throw them off their play.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is your annoying voice and your tells, namely the heaving cleavage which shows you have put your opponent on some imaginary dream hand which he is extremely unlikely to hold.

Best Advice: Stick to dodgy movies involving blatantly gay-for-pay lesbianism.

Here is a random showdown of yours saved in our database:

 

 

Pot size: $4
Result: wtf glances between the real players.

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awesome post!!

[Karabiner]

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.

I got the "bomb" rating too.

[I KNOW IT]

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.

I got the "bomb" rating too.

I thought it was Ralph not ROFL

[AndrewT]

When i was searching my name last night i still had the Party lobby in the background and got a warning from party along the lines, that im using 3rd party illegal software that is prohibited by party and is giving me an unfair advantage over my opponents. LOL.

Given i use alot a software on my comp as an aid, Poker Tracker, Poker Ace Hud and Various auto hot key scripts to help me multitable, it is ironic they chose to warn me about using this piece of rubbish.

That's because Poker Edge is specifically banned by Party. They saw you looking at the website, so gave you a warning.

[ACE2M]

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.

[rudders]

 khazi @ TribecaAlso seen on: Playtech | fulltilt

Pre-Flop Tendency: SEMI LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes neutral players in BLACK for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.


hahahaha- long live rudders the rock!

[AlexMartin]

Strongbad991.

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.



Flushy, you fricking wind up merchant, i thought i was playing weak for a minute.

[AlexMartin]

Bah - Green bombs are what all the pro's and all the top internet players are on pocket 5's.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

This is my mansion... LOVE IT pmsl


Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

But on stars i am a station!

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Calling Station (Loose-Passive/Passive). The most unprofitable player type! Have a seat at my table, please... The Poker-Edge software shows you the Calling Stations by placing an icon next to their name at the table. Enjoy taking their chips.

Strengths: You don't have many strengths... except... you cannot be bluffed! That's for damn sure.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. As your name suggests, your biggest weakness is you call too much! Good players will repeatedly bet into you or raise you for value. You rarely bet your winning hands either, so you don't get paid off and you give other players an easy way to catch up. You are almost always unprofitable.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Stop calling so much. Stop chasing the long shot draws. Fold your weak hands, and bet or raise your strong ones. Be more aggressive!

[Rookie (Rodney)]

Playtech

Pre-Flop Tendency: LOOSE - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes loose players in GREEN for easy identification.

Player Type : You are a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Aggressive play Pre and Post Flop makes the table fear you. The Poker-Edge software shows you the Bombs by placing an icon next to their name at the table!

Strengths: Your aggressive nature is your biggest strength. You win many pots on bluffs and semi-bluffs.

Weaknesses: As a loose player, you are often behind when you enter pots. You will end up in dominated situations against better players, and unless you have excellent judgement they will take your money. Your biggest weakness is you sometimes lack discipline. Your aggression is unwarranted sometimes. People slowplay or check-raise you because they know you will bet.

Best Advice: Tighten up your starting hand requirements. Work on your discipline, and you will be a shark.

[Rookie (Rodney)]

The most important one, Party Poker...

Pre-Flop Tendency: TIGHT - The Poker-Edge software automatically color codes tight players in RED for easy identification.

Player Type : Congratulations, you are a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). Your Tight-Aggressive PreFlop play and Aggressive PostFlop play will earn you great profits at the Poker Table. The Poker-Edge software clearly shows you the Sharks by placing an icon next to their name at the table so you can aviod confrontations.

Strengths: You are selective with your starting hands, giving you an edge over looser players. It's hard to tell when you are bluffing because you are always aggressive. You are on the winning side of a majority of your showdowns.

Weaknesses: As a shark, you have few weaknesses. You may get bored from winning all the time.

Best Advice: Get an elbow brace so you don't develop arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

[AlexMartin]

Rofl rooks, you cant change gears between sites.

[fearisthekey]

Got a chance to use this program today against opponents in a Sit N Gone

Hmmm. Site said 'tight' for one of the worst jackal's I've ever seen...