Fat chance!

[Dewi_cool]

My mum used to make a steamed suet pudding with syrup & proper custard mmmmmmmm

[crapper]

Yes Dewi, we used to have that as well. My mum called it ' Roly Poly ' and it tasted delicious.

Tom ( ' Red ' ), I'm very well mate and hope that you are too. It's a bit more recent nostalgia for our Ladbrokes days a few years ago when some called us the chuckle bothers...lol.

Take care m8 and keep chuckling,

Ian.

[Dingdell]

OMG! I just love Ding's pig story,. It's like readers wives, so horrible it must be true.

Tom - the pig story is true - but Readers Wives.....trust me I have it on very good authority (cough cough) that they are made up

Lucy from Purley  Tracey x

[matt674]

OMG! I just love Ding's pig story,. It's like readers wives, so horrible it must be true.

Tom - the pig story is true - but Readers Wives.....trust me I have it on very good authority (cough cough) that they are made up

Lucy from Purley  Tracey x

but at £100 pound a time a monkey can make £1000 without ever leaving his bedroom!!

 

suzie from doncaster

[Dingdell]

OMG! I just love Ding's pig story,. It's like readers wives, so horrible it must be true.

Tom - the pig story is true - but Readers Wives.....trust me I have it on very good authority (cough cough) that they are made up

Lucy from Purley  Tracey x

but at £100 pound a time a monkey can make £1000 without ever leaving his bedroom!!

 

suzie from doncaster

Cheap as always.....   

[matt674]

you mean i'm being short changed? what is the standard going rate nowadays (don't forget pictures not included!)

eve from scarborough

[Dingdell]

you mean i'm being short changed? what is the standard going rate nowadays (don't forget pictures not included!)

eve from scarborough

Well....depending on what you're offering .....according to the internet its about £80 an hour for male companionship, anything else is negotiable. In Luton female companionship for 10 mins is about £15.

If it's your poker playing you're offering then you are charging too much.

[matt674]

according to the internet its about £80 an hour for male companionship,

 

does that include male monkeys??

i was talking about writing stories to readers wives!!

 

deborah from derby