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« Reply #45 on: January 11, 2008, 11:28:55 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry?  pm for wiring diagram You REALLY need to get out more |
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« Reply #46 on: January 11, 2008, 11:55:24 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry? pm for wiring diagram Nice, i can smell the burning hair already. |
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« Reply #47 on: January 12, 2008, 05:24:09 AM » |
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Keep putting stationery in her bag till she gets sacked.
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« Reply #48 on: January 12, 2008, 06:17:14 AM » |
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point her in the direction of a htread you found in which a croc hums and annoys the teaboy at work
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« Reply #49 on: January 12, 2008, 02:28:31 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry? pm for wiring diagram You REALLY need to get out more I know i know .... is that an offer or just advice? |
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« Reply #50 on: January 12, 2008, 02:33:03 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry? pm for wiring diagram You REALLY need to get out more I know i know .... is that an offer or just advice? most likely depends on whether you bring your AK47 assualt rifle to the first date ................................. |
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« Reply #51 on: January 12, 2008, 02:44:38 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry? pm for wiring diagram You REALLY need to get out more I know i know .... is that an offer or just advice? most likely depends on whether you bring your AK47 assualt rifle to the first date ................................. if she brings an i pod the i would have to |
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« Reply #52 on: January 12, 2008, 02:50:25 PM » |
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OK the AK47 idea was a bit strong bearing in mind the heightened security in place at the mo,plus you could get in some heavy shit for carrying it,so how about splicing her head phone cables and running a discreet pair of speaker wire back to your desk attach to a electric circuit then we she puts them on next throw the switch and watch her fry? pm for wiring diagram You REALLY need to get out more I know i know .... is that an offer or just advice? most likely depends on whether you bring your AK47 assualt rifle to the first date ................................. if she brings an i pod the i would have to someone call 999.................. |
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« Reply #53 on: January 12, 2008, 02:56:25 PM » |
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Keep putting stationery in her bag till she gets sacked.
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« Reply #54 on: January 12, 2008, 02:56:40 PM » |
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getting back to the subject matter in the abscence of an offer.. does she ever leave the head phones on her desk when she is at lunch ? if she does take the earpiece apart and detach 1 of the wires in each  |
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« Reply #55 on: January 12, 2008, 03:08:33 PM » |
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See? I knew you were capable of a much more sensible solution to the humming bird.
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« Reply #56 on: January 12, 2008, 03:49:53 PM » |
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See? I knew you were capable of a much more sensible solution to the humming bird.
yeah but oh so boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz |
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« Reply #57 on: January 12, 2008, 08:55:25 PM » |
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See? I knew you were capable of a much more sensible solution to the humming bird.
yeah but oh so boring zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz or use poison tipped blowdarts..noone will ever know it was you! |
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« Reply #58 on: January 14, 2008, 10:25:59 AM » |
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Keep putting stationery in her bag till she gets sacked.
Best idea so far... |
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« Reply #59 on: January 14, 2008, 10:36:19 PM » |
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lol, if she's older like you say, then keep laughing and giggling everytime she hums and eventually when she asks why you keep laughing say "my mum hums all the time, must be an old woman thing" if that fails ... say every single time "I name that tune in one" if that fails ... revert to the AK47 idea  |
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