Eurovision Song Contest

[The_nun]

i was just going to have a chicken ommlete.,.,do you think this would be ok.,,.,.i just thought i might be eating the mother and children.,,.votes please.,.,

go for it

I agree, you may solve the ..who came first the chicken or the egg.

[bolt pp]

fcking cyprus didnt give norway 1 point

[boldie]

Looks like Kev is reading the results forMoldova

[sofa----king]

if they asked me to vote this is how it would go.,.,..,
hello james may we have your vote from your sitting room please,.,
answer.,.,
helloooooooooooooooooooooo serbia.,.,clap.,.,clap,.,well serbia thankyou for a pile of shite on my tv tonight.,.,we were so pleased that you all looked so pathetic,,,anyway,thats enough of the shit,shat.,.,here are the votes from our living room
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 coz they were all shite.,.,.,.,but your stage hands deserve a night out.,.,now fook off.,.,

[Robert HM]

i was just going to have a chicken ommlete.,.,do you think this would be ok.,,.,.i just thought i might be eating the mother and children.,,.votes please.,.,

go for it

I agree, you may solve the ..who came first the chicken or the egg.

Depends, is the egg fertilised?

[sofa----king]

i was just going to have a chicken ommlete.,.,do you think this would be ok.,,.,.i just thought i might be eating the mother and children.,,.votes please.,.,

go for it

I agree, you may solve the ..who came first the chicken or the egg.

Depends, is the egg fertilised?
you just put me off

[Sheriff Fatman]

LOL, woman in short skirt sat legs akimbo 6ft up in air.

First two lines of song, "Can you see it?"

Priceless

 

If Greece win, check it out on the replay.

[sofa----king]

im sure i seen that girl from greece in a wet t shirt competition in ayia napa she got one tit bigger than the other.,.,.,if i re-call she came first and third.,.,

[phatomch]

i need hatton to win in this round for me to win my money back freom latvia

[Robert HM]

i was just going to have a chicken ommlete.,.,do you think this would be ok.,,.,.i just thought i might be eating the mother and children.,,.votes please.,.,

go for it

I agree, you may solve the ..who came first the chicken or the egg.

Depends, is the egg fertilised?
you just put me off

sorry,,,,,,,,.,,/ ....., didn't mean to /,,,,,,, xx

[sofa----king]

she can have my vote.,.,.,right up her aris

[KingPoker]

WHY ARE YOU ALL DOING THIS TO YOURSELVES?!!?!

We ran out of sheep.

School boy error, sheep count forward planning FTW!

You'd have liked Finland's entry KP.  Chorus talks about sheep grazing!

Gutted!

[AndrewT]

I am in a tv-less pub. Can someone post a score update?

[Sheriff Fatman]

Russia winning by a mile

[bolt pp]

I am in a tv-less pub. Can someone post a score update?

we're fcking 5th, soooooooooooooooo sick, you read it exactly right, got top marks from all the other scandies