So I arrived back at Riviera after winning $1k on the video poker whilst waiting for Rookie to reappear from the toilets. I gave Noly a ring and he said that him and Rosy were coming down to the casino floor to have a gamble. Soon after I was sitting on the blackjack tables thinking I was big dog with a dime in my pocket. gg $600.
We was still drinking whilst playing and when I hit a number on the roullete I pulled out a caterpillar much to everyone's amusement. Noly ordered a drink and the woman told us it was her first day on the job whilst Noly was trying to chat her up! He told me to watch how impressed she would be if he gave her a $10 tip and I just laughed. When she reappeared with his drink he tipped the woman, and she said she would get change for him. When Noly told her not to bother she let out a shocked Shriek and hugged him! I thought this was a bit over the top and looked at the note he had handed over and it was a $100 bill! I couldn't bring myself to asking the waitress to give it back and didn't mention it to Noly either! He still doesn't know now and will only find out when he reads this! So Noly, you are a mug!
We met two guys and a girl from Minessota at this point and got chatting. They took us over the road to a cheap late bar for more drinks. A couple of hours and a couple hundred drinks later and myself, Noly and Rosy were finding our way back across to the Riviera and just inside the door, before we had even got to a slot machine Noly had bundled me and Rosy to the floor. He had practically passed out on top of us too!
I managed to wiggle free and decided to make a run for it, only to look behind me and see a big ginger flash! I am not the quickest on my feet, but, unlike Noly, I still had my wits about me and decided my best way to escape would be not to run in a straight line, but run in and out of the slots slowing Noly down in the process. This plan was working well and almost instantly Noly hit the floor after running straight into a slot machine! Much to my amazement he dusted himself off and continued and soon after went flying over a chair! Again he dusted himself off and up he got! FFS what was it going to take to get rid of him!
It was soon to be third time unlucky for Noly when he ran into a woman sitting innocently on a slot machine. When I say run into, what I actually mean is brushed past. We thought nothing of it and me and Rosy decided to go and have some breakfast in the cafe on site. We had ordered our food when a security guard came up and asked us if we were looking for our friend and told us he was currently sprawled on the floor covered in rubbish after running into a garbage can!
Me and Rosy thought we best go get him and walked round the corner only to see Noly signing a form and showing his ID to these guards.. We found out that said slot machine woman had gone crazy and wanted to sue Noly for assault! Luckily the hotel had calmed the woman down at this point and got her to agree that if he was banned from Riviera for life she wouldn't sue. My arguement with the Morgan Freeman lookalike security guard was halted when he pulled back his jacket to reveal his 'piece'. This could have been a potato gun for all I new, but potato or bullet I wasn't in the mood to have either shot at me so just had to resign to the fact that we would have to leave.
Noly got escorted up by Morgan Freeman and another security guard and they watched him pack before walking him to the lift. Me and Rosy were following along and figuring out what was best to do. We got to the Riviera door and me and Rosy turned our backs for one moment only to find Noly had grabbed his suitcase and decided to start wandering to downtown!! Luckily when we caught up with him two construction guys had stopped him and were talking to him, we decided that the best thing to do was get him a room in Circus Circus for the day/night and decide what to do the following day.
I took Noly to the Circus Cafe while Rosy went to sort the room out. Luckily for me Noly had fallen asleep by the time the food had arrived so I had two breakfasts
mmmm.. Rosy reappeared about an hour or so later and we grabbed Noly and took him to the 29th floor room and dropped him in the bed! I decided to stay in the other bed in the room for that day just to make sure he didn't run off.
This didn't really happen as when I woke up to Rosy and Rooks coming into the room, Noly told us how he had got up at some point and got the lift to the bottom floor, not knowing where he was, and not putting any shoes on, he walked around Circus Circus with dried vomit over his face!!
Noly kept telling us how he had ruined the holiday when he was being thrown out. But far from it, he has surely provided the highlight!
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