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« Reply #30 on: December 18, 2008, 08:02:29 PM » |
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The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Pressure makes diamonds.
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
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I bet when Hugh Hefner dies, you won't hear anyone say, "He's in a better place."
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« Reply #31 on: December 18, 2008, 08:12:23 PM » |
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Fames est optimus coquus.
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #32 on: December 18, 2008, 08:16:25 PM » |
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A democracy is a sheep and two wolves deciding on what to have for lunch.
Freedom is a well armed sheep contesting the results of the decision.
-Benjamin Franklin
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #33 on: December 18, 2008, 08:27:13 PM » |
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Grow some
Read in another thread about an hour ago.
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« Reply #34 on: December 18, 2008, 08:31:19 PM » |
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"Well shit in me hat and stamp on it"
"If me aunt had bollocks she would be me uncle"
"Roberts yer mothers brother"
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« Reply #35 on: December 18, 2008, 08:53:39 PM » |
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May the lord empty me pipes if it isn't.
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The older I get, the better I was.
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« Reply #36 on: December 18, 2008, 08:55:23 PM » |
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Man is born free, yet everywhere he is in chains
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« Reply #37 on: December 18, 2008, 08:57:17 PM » |
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fo shizzle my nizzle!
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #38 on: December 18, 2008, 09:24:36 PM » |
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At work the other day I was complaining about the difficult time I was having, a wiser man said....
Smooth sea never made skilled mariner...
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In the category of Funniest Poster I nominate sovietsong. - mantis 21/12/2012
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« Reply #39 on: December 18, 2008, 09:30:35 PM » |
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fo shizzle my nizzle!
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« Reply #40 on: December 18, 2008, 09:38:54 PM » |
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I think it would be a very good idea.
Mohandes Gandhi, when asked what he thought of Western Civilization.
To do is to be. Socrates
To be is to do. Jean-Paul Sartre, Plato
To be or not to be. William Shakespeare: Hamlet
Do-be-do-be-do. Frank Sinatra
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They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue.
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« Reply #41 on: December 19, 2008, 01:19:33 AM » |
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Yippee Ki Yay Mother F*****!
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Ah! The element of surprise
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« Reply #43 on: December 19, 2008, 08:30:50 AM » |
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Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons... because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
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« Reply #44 on: December 19, 2008, 08:34:55 AM » |
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Needing someone is like needing a parachute.
If they aren't there the first time, chances are you won't be needing them again.
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