I want to know why aliens would bother doing that in the first place? Surely they'd find something more fun to do - like abduct people and stick things in orifices?
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if i was an alien i deffo would not be abducting people and stick things in orificies
i would do something different so i will stand out against the other aliens like play poker with shannon elizibeth or dance around in picadilly circus whilst pulling mooneys at 1 30 pm on a wednesday