A serious conversation I had with my girlfriend after a trip to McDonalds only 2 days ago in the courtesy car I'm driving at the minute (we'd had a tiff just before and are pretty pissed off with each other):
*Naomi puts her coke into a square ash tray / change pot or whatever it's there for which is very shallow and would 100% not hold the drink if we sped up / went round a corner*
Me: 'Don't put that there, put it in the cup holder'
Naomi (angrily): 'It is a cup holder!'
Me: 'Its deffo not'
Naomi (more angrily): 'It is for fuck sake'
Me (getting wound up): 'Are you f**king stupid? Cup holders are round and actually hold your drink'
Naomi (even more angrily): 'It is f**king round! Its a cup holder duhh'
*Look of astonishment from me*
Naomi (still fuming): 'FFS what now?!'
Me (still bemused): 'Are you really that dumb? That's a square'
Naomi (really fuming and deadpan): 'Well I obviously got my shape wrong'.
*Silence which fades into another argument further down the road*
P.S. We're not always like this hahaha (but she really is that daft).
she must be outstanding at other things if this is a daily occurrence!!!!!
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