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« Reply #15 on: July 22, 2009, 01:50:17 PM »

Flushy: Move out the way love, Barry Neville is standing behind you in a beautiful tight fitting Ed Hardy shirt and your boobs are blocking my view.
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« Reply #16 on: July 22, 2009, 01:56:43 PM »

Flusy: What you got bird?
Joobs: Top Pair
Flushy: Not you the one with the beak
Crow: Sausages, Whats your favourite sausage?
Flushy: Not sure but mmmm id like to taste yours.
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2009, 02:00:25 PM »

Flusy: What you got bird?
Joobs: Top Pair
Flushy: Not you the one with the beak
Crow: Sausages, Whats your favourite sausage?
Flushy: Not sure but mmmm id like to taste yours.

Haahah so much win
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2009, 02:06:27 PM »

The Crow was concerned where his hand had been after Joobs and Dempsey explained Litte Crow had flopped the nut thrush.
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2009, 02:42:11 PM »

Crow finds it hard to decide whether to Hold or Fold a pair of eights

 
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« Reply #20 on: July 22, 2009, 02:43:54 PM »

I'm not even gonna try to compete with some of the replies..................top comedy thread.

The Clown is a genius

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« Reply #21 on: July 22, 2009, 03:34:40 PM »

Crow says "Doh, I am glad I folded her pair is definitely bigger than mine!"
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« Reply #22 on: July 22, 2009, 04:31:40 PM »

Her other hand is stuck up the Crow.
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2009, 03:37:07 PM »

Arse, tits, cock.


 



Cannae beat that 
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« Reply #24 on: July 26, 2009, 11:41:14 AM »

Must of looked at this caption a hundred times and can't think of a caption. Maybe I'll give it another hundred.  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2009, 12:01:25 AM »

Flushy does nothing to answer questions about his sexual orientation by concentrating on Joobie's hands.

You always check the hands first, it's just good safety sense.
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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2009, 12:04:55 AM »

They say all you need is a chip and a chair; but the chair is optional so long as you've got a cracking pair of tits.
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« Reply #27 on: July 27, 2009, 10:51:46 PM »

In Kev's absence I choose Kinboshi as the winner

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« Reply #28 on: July 28, 2009, 12:21:38 AM »

No frickin way!
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« Reply #29 on: July 28, 2009, 08:37:16 AM »

No frickin way!

Farce IMO!
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