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« Reply #450 on: February 17, 2011, 12:09:40 AM » |
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These are pitta-ful
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For super fun to exist, well defined parameters must exist for the super fun to exist within.
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« Reply #451 on: February 17, 2011, 12:10:38 AM » |
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Easy tiger.
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« Reply #452 on: February 17, 2011, 12:16:48 AM » |
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Bicarbonate of Sodasn't make any sense.
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« Reply #453 on: February 17, 2011, 12:19:54 AM » |
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Bicarbonate of Sodasn't make any sense.
You mean you made a bloomer? |
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« Reply #454 on: February 17, 2011, 12:29:20 AM » |
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Apparently Girgy buttered up Marge by staring at her baps
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« Reply #455 on: February 17, 2011, 12:35:18 AM » |
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Apparently Girgy buttered up Marge by staring at her baps
He took her to dinner and it cost a fortune. I wonder what the baguette? |
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« Reply #456 on: February 17, 2011, 08:08:16 AM » |
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Apparently, there's this craze going round Bradford lately where
people crush pills, mix them with a bit of vodka, then inject them
into their mouths. It's called "E By Gum."
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« Reply #457 on: February 17, 2011, 09:26:57 AM » |
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What came first the chicken or the egg, personally I am going with the egg, as in my experience birds take ages to come
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« Reply #458 on: February 17, 2011, 02:20:34 PM » |
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Andy Gray's Resignation Letter........
I'm so sad to be leaving a company that I've served for over 20 years and a job that I've loved doing.
However, as I'm sacked anyway, I might as well tell you the story about my friend that I was going to
tell on air next week.
You see, she got a job as a teacher of physical education to a group of teenage boys.
One day she notices a boy in the field standing alone at one end of the field,
while all the other kids are running around at the other end having fun.
She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him.
"You ok sweetheart?" she says.
"Yes Miss" he replies.
"'You can go and play with the other kids if you want" she says.
"It's best I stay here Miss." he says.
"Why?" asks the Teacher.
The boy replies: "Because I'm the fucking goal keeper"
Yours sincerely.
Andy Gray
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« Reply #459 on: February 17, 2011, 04:32:19 PM » |
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I saw a golf buggy parked in a disabled parking space outside work this morning.
I thought to myself, "I wonder what his handicap is?"
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Best poster Girgy IMO - Mantis
Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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« Reply #460 on: February 17, 2011, 10:45:57 PM » |
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The chicken & the egg are lying in bed, the egg lights up a cigarette & says, "Well, I guess we know the answer to THAT question"
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« Reply #461 on: February 19, 2011, 12:01:26 PM » |
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BBC News; Bomb goes off in the center of Peshawar.
Christ, hope my naan is OK.
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« Reply #462 on: February 19, 2011, 12:40:21 PM » |
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Did you hear about the man who attempted to eat 500 yoghurts? He mullered himself.
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« Reply #463 on: February 19, 2011, 01:02:33 PM » |
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I'm being investigated by the Police for stealing inflatable pool toys. Think I better lilo for a while.
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« Reply #464 on: February 19, 2011, 01:08:29 PM » |
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Was shagging this bird over her kitchen table when we heard the front door open.
She said "it's my husband! Quick try the back door!"
.......... thinking back I should have really legged it, but you don't get invites like that every day
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Ah! The element of surprise
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