yeah i cant see it being random, would have to be a pretty big coincidence to break into a premier league footballers gaff and just stab him in the legs.
Yeah obv, it reminded me of older times/in films where gangsters get him to say fix a match, he fucks up so they stab him in both legs.
It's a bit like putting a horses head on your pillow in footballers terms.
My first impression was that he had got mixed up insomething dodgy, maybe owed money to wrong person or something, but nothing to back that up
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