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Question: Ok vote  (Voting closed: October 20, 2009, 09:15:08 PM)
cia's pretty presentation - 49 (74.2%)
Kev's Fry up - 17 (25.8%)
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« Reply #315 on: October 23, 2009, 03:41:11 PM »

Come on then you expert gastronomes,How do you cook a perfect steak?

Mine always taste like a pair of Clarke's after wards.

Top tips please and does and don'ts.

steak out of fridge and coat in oil (not olive)
season about 20 minutes before cooking.

get pan/skillet really hot - i mean so hot you cant hold your hand over it for more than a second

place steak into dry pan. cook for about 1 minute either side, making sure it is sealed

put some unsalted butter and parsley on top of the steak and put it in the oven at 200 for 5 minutes.

while this is happening, deglaze the pan with a little olive oil, and add some onions, quickly fry them off (just to annoy ironside)



the key to this is the really hot pan. and allow the steak to rest for 5 minutes before serving.

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« Reply #316 on: October 23, 2009, 03:56:40 PM »

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« Reply #317 on: October 23, 2009, 06:19:36 PM »

Looks a bit dry
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« Reply #318 on: October 23, 2009, 06:19:55 PM »

And whats that crappy veg on the plate for.
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« Reply #319 on: October 23, 2009, 08:20:56 PM »

Come on then you expert gastronomes,How do you cook a perfect steak?

Mine always taste like a pair of Clarke's after wards.

Top tips please and does and don'ts.

First of all find yourself a decent family butcher then come back to me.
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« Reply #320 on: October 23, 2009, 08:24:12 PM »

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« Reply #321 on: October 23, 2009, 08:26:05 PM »

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« Reply #322 on: October 23, 2009, 08:27:34 PM »

Even James Herriot couldn't bring that back to life.

The green stuff is for presentation, the jockeys whips are in the background.
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« Reply #323 on: October 23, 2009, 08:43:32 PM »

half hoping i can donk early out of the tournament i'm in so I can pop out for a nice bit of steak - starving now after reading this!
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« Reply #324 on: October 23, 2009, 10:01:37 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.

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« Reply #325 on: October 23, 2009, 10:04:14 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.



yeah come on bolt. Do one now please. I'm bored and need entertaining.
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« Reply #326 on: October 23, 2009, 10:05:16 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.



yeah come on bolt. Do one now please. I'm bored and need entertaining.

its funny seeing a video of somebody you've never met but seem to 'know' via a forum.  i thought you would be a bit of a porker!
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« Reply #327 on: October 23, 2009, 10:08:12 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.



yeah come on bolt. Do one now please. I'm bored and need entertaining.

its funny seeing a video of somebody you've never met but seem to 'know' via a forum.  i thought you would be a bit of a porker!

me or bolt? (presume bolt, coz I am a bit!!)
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« Reply #328 on: October 23, 2009, 10:09:37 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.



yeah come on bolt. Do one now please. I'm bored and need entertaining.

its funny seeing a video of somebody you've never met but seem to 'know' via a forum.  i thought you would be a bit of a porker!

me or bolt? (presume bolt, coz I am a bit!!)

i havent seen a video message from you...yet.  please post one giving somebody abuse or calling people mugs.  ty
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« Reply #329 on: October 23, 2009, 10:12:26 PM »

i fking love bolt.  that video is class.

pls do more.



yeah come on bolt. Do one now please. I'm bored and need entertaining.

its funny seeing a video of somebody you've never met but seem to 'know' via a forum.  i thought you would be a bit of a porker!

me or bolt? (presume bolt, coz I am a bit!!)

i havent seen a video message from you...yet.  please post one giving somebody abuse or calling people mugs.  ty

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