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« Reply #90 on: October 28, 2009, 04:58:07 PM » |
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I tried the honesty approach, it's very overated.
"Does this dress make my bum look big?"
"No, the 18" pizza and the box of choccys makes yer bum look big, nothing to do with the dress at all"
Apparently you have to not always be honest.
And why ask what men are thinking? If you knew, there would be a lot of guys walking around with red fingerprint shapes on their faces.
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« Reply #91 on: October 28, 2009, 05:46:47 PM » |
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« Reply #92 on: October 28, 2009, 06:39:12 PM » |
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I`ve got a 6" tongue and can breathe through my ears.
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« Reply #93 on: October 28, 2009, 07:19:45 PM » |
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I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
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« Reply #94 on: October 28, 2009, 07:21:23 PM » |
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I`ve got a 6" tongue and can breathe through my ears.
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« Reply #95 on: October 28, 2009, 07:31:34 PM » |
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I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
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« Reply #96 on: October 28, 2009, 07:39:28 PM » |
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Women want men to listen, but not give answers or solutions unless asked directly.
But women, please don't try and offload about your day whilst the footy's on.
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« Reply #97 on: October 28, 2009, 07:43:38 PM » |
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I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... lol.. probably But as i've lived with someone for the last 10 years, thats probably a good thing |
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« Reply #98 on: October 28, 2009, 07:54:18 PM » |
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I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. |
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« Reply #99 on: October 28, 2009, 07:58:53 PM » |
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I'm far too picky for my own good.
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« Reply #100 on: October 28, 2009, 08:11:54 PM » |
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« Reply #101 on: October 28, 2009, 08:15:46 PM » |
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I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out.
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« Reply #102 on: October 28, 2009, 08:17:28 PM » |
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I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out.
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« Reply #103 on: October 28, 2009, 08:17:39 PM » |
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I'm currently operating on the rule of 2 marriages and you're out.
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« Reply #104 on: October 28, 2009, 08:20:04 PM » |
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I go with the line of I don't really give a fuck what you want/are looking for, this is what/who I am, if you don't like it then move on.
Cue sound of women moving on in droves.... not at all - it's just about finding someone that's compatible with who 'you' are. I spent almost the whole of my last marriage not being myself because that wasn't what he wanted me to be. I regret few things in life, but I regret that. Having said that, I'll probably do it again. Friend of mine has had 2 marriages/divorces in last 10 years. He states that trying to change/fit in with what his wife wanted caused no end of resentment. |
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