Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

Nah, can't be doing with the official scrabble dictionary, it's full of weirdo two-letter words (not 'ce').
Collin's distionary is in the post and winging its way to the fens at we speak.

* eight-letter word sir donks, E N L I S T E D masterfully being put through the word G N O M E. That should have been three 50-point bonuses on the spin but Hoopy said G N O M E R S wasn't a word. What else could someone who collects gnomes be called ffs?

sad 

Graeme Wheldon imo

that's pretty much what I said

LOL, I cringed though when i read your reply .. ffs CH10 MPY is younger than me 

LOL ... talking of which ..should have seen the face of the bloke when told chompy was younger than me...Even Chompy thought he was older than me....good clean living, tight tee-shirts and hair ftw...

FYP 

[the sicilian]

Ahem... i only wear them to remind Chompy of the Lithuanian until he gets home...

[Drain Alien]

Minus points for mis-spelling a league senior's name in future imo.

[ X ] Drainy sure won't be thrilled at the amount of traffic on his blog page this morning

yeah but been annoyingly busy at work so unable to participate!
;-(

[Drain Alien]

Clarification required please......
I am not sure if Luther, and then Dean, were intending to make a derogatory remark or they were in fact being complimentary....?
Just wondering.
Drainage.

 
nob

noun

an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners) [syn: toff]
Source: WordNet (r) 2.0
 
Nob \Nob\, n. [Abbrev. fr. noble.]

A person in a superior position in life; a nobleman. [Slang]

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)
 

[luther101]

Clarification required please......
I am not sure if Luther, and then Dean, were intending to make a derogatory remark or they were in fact being complimentary....?
Just wondering.
Drainage.

 
nob

noun

an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners) [syn: toff]
Source: WordNet (r) 2.0
 
Nob \Nob\, n. [Abbrev. fr. noble.]

A person in a superior position in life; a nobleman. [Slang]

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)
 

[ x ]  Drainy knows as much about Cribbage       ..........         as he does about Poker.

[TightEnd]

Someone going to Luton this week

I gather that Nina, Edna, Thomas M etc have suggested they might come to the blonde bash

Could you let me know if they are coming please...same to anyone else who wants to come. Even luther101. and Mr Wigglesworth.

I will be setting up a ring, handing out spandex one-pieces, selling tickets and making a book.

[Chompy]

Don't these people realise it's the Eurovision Song Contest that night? Madness.

Anyway, league are-dees, it's that time again, time to tot up how many donkaments you've played in Aprill, divide by pi, add the number of duck-sized horses that would be enough to scare you, and post it here. I thank you.

[TightEnd]

me =3

Chompy, please come ot Nottingham

How can I award you your prize for "blonde services to spreadsheet copy and pasting and Sicilian Baiting 2009-10" if you don't show?

[Drain Alien]

Clarification required please......
I am not sure if Luther, and then Dean, were intending to make a derogatory remark or they were in fact being complimentary....?
Just wondering.
Drainage.

 
nob

noun

an elegantly dressed man (often with affected manners) [syn: toff]
Source: WordNet (r) 2.0
 
Nob \Nob\, n. [Abbrev. fr. noble.]

A person in a superior position in life; a nobleman. [Slang]

Source: Webster's Revised Unabridged Dictionary (1913)
 

[ x ]  Drainy knows as much about Cribbage       ..........         as he does about Poker.

....and one for his nob, imo

[Claw75]

I've somehow managed to notch up 10 in April Chompy.  Possibly one more this week, we'll see.

[Drain Alien]

Don't these people realise it's the Eurovision Song Contest that night? Madness.

Anyway, league are-dees, it's that time again, time to tot up how many donkaments you've played in Aprill, divide by pi, add the number of duck-sized horses that would be enough to scare you, and post it here. I thank you.

how many decimal places re we going to with Pi pls?

I think I've played about 20 this month but I reck that I can get away with submitting 6 (including one yet to be played this week)

[HOLDorFOLD]

Don't these people realise it's the Eurovision Song Contest that night? Madness.

Anyway, league are-dees, it's that time again, time to tot up how many donkaments you've played in Aprill, divide by pi, add the number of duck-sized horses that would be enough to scare you, and post it here. I thank you.

4 for me if I was by myself ..... 4,444 if Zena warrior princess was with me

[Claw75]

anyone who says happening across one duck sized horse wouldn't scare the shit of them is a liar imo

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
The Baron            1      0    0    0    2       17       17.00
Celtic               8      3    0    0    2       65       8.13
Ericredkite          4      0    0    1    2       28       7.00
2Tight               4      1    0    0    1       28       7.00
Winkie               6      1    0    0    3       37       6.17
Simon G              8      0    1    1    2       33       4.13
Sir Donksalot        22     2    1    2    2       89       4.05
Boer Wars            53     7    2    4    9       206      3.89
Jonnyplum            31     3    1    1    6       120      3.87
Greg Sighmuns        19     3    0    0    2       70       3.68
Luther               46     3    1    2    10      159      3.46
G-Rodge              26     2    1    2    4       81       3.12
Evil Edna            40     4    0    1    5       114      2.85
Xpressman            24     1    1    2    2       62       2.58
Claw                 18     2    1    0    0       45       2.50 *
Ropey Flush          6      0    1    0    0       15       2.50
Chompy               32     3    2    0    2       79       2.47 *
Tikay                18     1    1    0    2       44       2.44 *
China Mug            55     0    4    2    10      127      2.31
Free Rollin          4      0    0    1    0       9        2.25
Lucky                24     2    1    0    1       53       2.21
Pizzled              33     2    1    1    3       70       2.12
LittleRedRidingHood  20     1    1    0    3       42       2.10 *
Tightend             10     0    0    1    2       21       2.10 *
Unimaginative        25     2    0    1    2       50       2.00
Holdyfoldy           22     0    0    1    5       41       1.86 *
Drain Alien          26(?)  0    1    0    6       48       1.85 *
Nirvana              34     1    1    2    2       63       1.85
Dingdell             15     1    1    0    0       27       1.80
Rockstar             58     2    2    0    7       99       1.71
Handsome Paul        13     1    0    0    0       21       1.62
W4SP                 7      0    0    0    1       11       1.57
British Gas          24     0    1    0    3       34       1.42 *
Alex                 7      0    0    0    1       9        1.29
RUHolding            17     0    1    0    0       17       1.00
Jeff Buff            6      0    0    0    1       5        0.83 *
Gamblor              1      0    0    0    0       0        0
Snatiramas           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *
Inthebelly           3      0    0    0    0       0        0
Pelham Boy           5      0    0    0    0       0        0 *

Updated up to Sun 25 April

* - April total included

April table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Celtic               3    0    0    1       57
Xpressman            1    1    0    1       38
Evil Edna            2    0    0    1       37
Chompy               2    0    0    0       30
Pizzled              0    1    1    1       30
Plumsy               0    0    0    3       24
Nirvana              0    0    2    0       21
Sir Donkeys          0    0    2    0       21
Tikay                1    0    0    0       18
Loofah               0    0    0    3       15
Lucky                0    1    0    0       15
Ericredkite          0    0    0    2       13
Dingdell             0    1    0    0       12
Claw                 0    1    0    0       12
Holdy                0    0    0    2       10
LittleRed            0    0    0    2       10
Winkie               0    0    0    1       10
Unimadge             0    0    0    1       10
Tightend             0    0    1    0       9
Simon G              0    0    1    0       9
Drainy               0    0    0    2       9
British Gas          0    0    0    1       7
G-Rodge              0    0    0    1       6
J-Buff               0    0    0    1       5

Fantasy League
'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               508
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             480
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                382
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      382
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          363
'A Glass Half Full' (G.Henderson)                355
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   355
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         334
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   311
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     305
'Deer's Testicles FTW' (G.Kan)                   300
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    296
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         283
'Hurrah, It's The Luton Rifles' (M.Jarvis)       277
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               273
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       269
'Muck All In' (C.Poulton)                        254
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    238
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    220
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       206
____________________________________________________
'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      206
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                199
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     189

Claw, have put you down for 11. Let me know if you need one taking off.

[Drain Alien]

Don't these people realise it's the Eurovision Song Contest that night? Madness.

Anyway, league are-dees, it's that time again, time to tot up how many donkaments you've played in Aprill, divide by pi, add the number of duck-sized horses that would be enough to scare you, and post it here. I thank you.

4 for me if I was by myself ..... 4,444 if Zena warrior princess was with me

PMSL @ photo. wp Holdy