Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[HOLDorFOLD]

Chompy... He came...he threw a huffy...he left....he came back...he cheated...he got huffy again... He left...meh ! Such drama queen..

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8061601/

[TightEnd]

pmsl

Poor Chompy.

[celtic]

Chompy... He came...he threw a huffy...he left....he came back...he cheated...he got huffy again... He left...meh ! Such drama queen..

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/8061601/

lol, brilliant.

[Chompy]

LOLZ

That's it, I quit.

[Laxie]

LOLZ

That's it, I quit.

Good.  Otherwise the speeches woulda been for naught.

PS  Even this Luton visitor thought yer posts were brilliant.

[GMan]

Genius.

Will ask card room to include a stripey jumper to be added to raffle for all games u attend for next two weeks just to give u a slim chance.

[nirvana]

Nice one holdy, more please

[Claw75]

loving your work meeechelle

[Lucky]

loving your work meeechelle

Brilliant!

Just one error though.....

.....  Drainy didn't need paying to muck it up!

[luther101]

loving your work meeechelle

Excellent stuff, Michelle.

[The Captain]

Richard,
Thanks for your text,yes I would be delighted to join the league this coming year very kind of you to ask.I really don't think you should blame yourself for the shambles it became in 2010,and although it lost all credibility I think your the man to bring some sort of order to the proceedings. Understanding that it is not a matter of life or death is the key, so I guess sticking to the rules and not changing them to suit yourself at the drop of a hat will go along way in getting at least a small % of the runners to take it seriously. On your other point I would just not bother to read the text's, pms, or e mails,your expecting after very comp just treat it as spam.

Your other idea of drainys xmas present is Brilliant and if it helps to keep utter utter bollox of the forum I would be delighted to pay for it.Who would of thought of a walkie talkie set for the family drain? instead of Mrs drainy posting "your dinners ready" and Drainy snr posting " ok Im shutting down and coming through" and then Jnr  posting " can you get the red sauce out of the cupboard dad, i'll be in in a sec when I crack this cut and pasting thing" they can now chatter about how well the baked potatoes tasted to there hearts content, the downside of course is that this thread will lose a good number of posts, but I suppose the old adage of quality not quantity applies here.

Yes I also thought Glens staking thread was a windup, but after seeing the state of his jacket on sunday Im not so sure? were you kidding about Phil Cooklin and Edna bye the way, I didn't notice any sparks I thought he was a natural charmer?

Anyway gotta go I managed to bink a ticket for Notts at the weekend and need to get a staking thread underway, any chance you can lift the min post's for me to do it?

best

Steve.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
VACANT
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Sir Donksalot        72     7    4    2    10      261      3.63
G-Rodge              92     11   2    2    17      307      3.37
Tightend             36     3    2    3    4       117      3.25
Greg Sighmuns        30     4    0    1    2       95       3.17
Celtic               77     8    1    2    10      241      3.13
Tikay                53     4    3    3    5       162      3.06
Chompy               77     6    6    2    7       218      2.83
Xpressman            108    3    2    5    10      302      2.80
Boer Wars            125    11   2    6    15      325      2.60
Rockstar             120    5    4    2    20      274      2.28
Unimaginative        33     2    1    1    3       72       2.18
Evil Edna            167    9    4    5    15      363      2.17
Jonnyplum            87     4    3    1    10      187      2.15
Claw                 67     4    2    3    3       144      2.15
China Mug            159    4    2    5    23      327      2.06
Luther               155    5    2    3    24      309      1.99
LittleRedRidingHood  48     1    1    3    6       93       1.94
Winkie               28     1    0    1    4       54       1.93
Snatiramas           19     1    0    0    3       36       1.89
Handsome Paul        49     3    1    0    3       89       1.82
Pizzled              93     3    4    4    5       168      1.81
Lucky                93     4    2    0    8       149      1.60
British Gas          72     1    4    0    4       111      1.51
Dingdell             47     2    2    0    1       71       1.51
Drain Alien          55     1    1    0    8       75       1.36
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Nirvana              100    2    1    2    9       134      1.34

Updated up to and including Sun 12 December

December table
Name                 Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts
Rockstar             1    0    0    3       33
Bernard              1    1    0    0       27
Celtic               1    0    1    0       24
Xpressman            0    0    2    0       21
Evil Edna            1    0    0    0       18
G-Rodge              0    1    0    1       17
Handsome Paul        1    0    0    0       15
Pizzled              1    0    0    0       15
Luther               0    0    0    2       14
Scarfman             0    1    0    0       12
Nirvana              0    0    0    1       8
Snatiramas           0    0    0    1       6

Previous monthly winners...
January        Luther
February       Boer Wars
March          China Mug
April          Celtic
May            China Mug
June           Rockstar
July           Evil Edna
August         Xpressman
September      Celtic
October        Xpressman
November       Xpressman

Only 28 turned out for Mogadon-Monday-triple-points-madness but it was a million-miles-per-hour action at the final table, positively rugtastic (fourth).
Fresh from his Sunday 45pt haul, which was achieved despite losing 10,000 chips in the third break, Bernard added another 36pts to his total and is now surging up that table. A table which, by the way, I've poured my heart and soul into for the last two years.
EV11 LED chased him home in third (27pts), but neither, nor Rockstar (18pt saver), was up to stopping oh-so-tight Dave Robinson.
No more triple points for the time being but will have a think about a one-off quadruple-pointer somewhere around Xmas.
There you go, record number of hyphens in a tourney review. Setting that bar high for my successor.

[Rockstar]

5th place saver for me last night Chomps

[nirvana]

Captain, did u really bink a seat ? Sorry if I sound massively surprised :-)

[The Captain]

Glen, if your looking for a room mate just ask, I hate this dancing all over the camp,you decide where as long as its got room service, fluffy towels and bath robes Im not fussy.