Chompy's Recidivist 2010 G Luton League/Scrabble thread

[Chompy]

My entire team was in action tonight, with the exception of expensive luxury Nirvana, but none of them at the final table. Useless. I'm gonna bring Brian Laws or Mark Cooper in to sort things out.
Thanks to Messrs Noonan and Drain for the dimez...

'Gotcha' (A.Gotch)                               81
'Most Of The Time They Can't Call' (G.Wheldon)   64
'The Rock-Steady Crew' (P.Noonan)                63
'G-Man's Perfect Night In' (G.Rodge)             63
'Jonny’s Plums' (D.Johnson)                      62
'Holdorfantasyfolk' (M.Bashir)                   28
'Prime Beef' (J.Buffenbarger)                    22
'Fake Madrid' (G.Symons)                         19
'Alien Attack' (D.Allen)                         16
'Last Men Standing' (P.Ephremsen)                12
'If You Can't Beat'Em, Join'Em' (G.Dealer)       9
'Re-Binked' (A.McBride)                          9
'Property Express All-Stars' (I.Needleman)       9
'Ball Till U Fall’ (A.Martin)                    9
'I'll Never Be As Good As Chompy' (V.Calenti)    4
'Edna's All Stars' (E.Adams)                     4
'Sad Muppet Time' (D.Colton)                     4
'TV's Anthony Kendall' (A.Kendall)               4
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'League Of Unlikely Donklemen' (D.Onksalot)      0

Thomas Bernard fans are loving this non-stop stream of steady low scores. Five more for the bulky veteran builder last night.

[Unimaginative]

Unimaginative, u left your mag here in the toilets.
Drainy

hahahahaha.... i'll bring a new one in for u next time lol

[Drain Alien]

Unimaginative, u left your mag here in the toilets.
Drainy

hahahahaha.... i'll bring a new one in for u next time lol

no need mate; I took my own init
pg102 FTW

[Drain Alien]

Binked up to 25k early on last nite, then tumbled back down in non marvellous fashion.
Final 16k shove (ahem.....2/4 off) on the final table walked into AK and somehow I didn't win.
Just uber-ridic imo.
How he can call with such a weak hand is beyond me;
I mean I obv coulda had Aces and he'da been crushed.

So me and Chompy both went out 10th.
[  ]  He sure did.

FFS; better luck Thursday imo.

Drainy.
 

[luther101]

This Monday donkament plays out s-l-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-w. Only 30 tonight and they didn't make the final table until after 1am, with only four paid.

Welcome to the Brave New World of 'modern' poker Chomps     .....    you've gotta work for dem dimes (I got knocked out on the the bubble last week at the G     ....      at 4.05 am.)

Try playing the new Saturday afterlunch comp GW      .....         Grinder's Heaven.

Drainy, Tom left when I exited in tenth. 
 
Normal service resumed    .........

[ x ]  Chompy should have bought back a kilo of Columbian Marching Powder with him from the States, should he plan on going deep on Wednesday.

Also, the Cash Game on Sunday - which started circa 7 pm - finally ended at mid-day on Monday!

[Drain Alien]

Loofah, that red bold font is offensive imo.
It may just be my iPhone but it sends my eyes into muchas-blurryous mode.

[luther101]

Loofah, that red bold font is offensive imo.
It may just be my iPhone but it sends my eyes into muchas-blurryous mode.

Good.

[Chompy]

Name                 Played Won  2nd  3rd  Other   Pts      Score
Luther               0      1    0    1    4       53       54
Unimaginative        0      2    0    1    0       36       36
Jonnyplum            0      0    0    1    2       29       29
China Mug            0      0    0    0    3       18       18
2Tight               0      1    0    0    0       15       15
British Gas          0      0    0    0    1       12       12
W4SP                 0      0    0    0    1       11       11
Holdyfoldy           0      0    0    0    1       10       10
Xpressman            0      0    0    1    0       9        9
Greg Sighmuns        0      0    0    0    1       8        8
Drain Alien          0      0    0    0    1       7        7
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Sir Donksalot        0      0    0    0    0       0        0

Updated up to Mon 18 Jan

[ X ] Drainy sure didn't fail to make the final table, eventually going out in eleventh.
Better news for Thomas though. Fuelled by columbian marching powder and cheap breakfast buffet, he managed to negotiate a saver for sixth place and five more points.
LOL @ Micky Micky taking it down. Look for an advert for $400 an hour one-on-one coaching sessions in poker mags everywhere soon. An utterly charmless display.

* FAO Drainy. I tried to convince Mrs Alien / Sigourney / Drainetta / Red Riding Hood that she wants to be a part of the league last night. Is she a G dream believer yet?

[Drain Alien]

Loofah, that red bold font is offensive imo.
It may just be my iPhone but it sends my eyes into muchas-blurryous mode.

Good.

WHATEVER

[luther101]

[ x ]  If Drainy could only transform Blonde postings into poker results, all Blondeite Leagues would already be beyond the reach of mere mortals.

[ x ]  Please tread on Darren's iphone and lob his laptop from the 3rd floor of Drainy Towers     ....     otherwise we'll all have to chip in to buy a Big Bad Wolf, Little Red Riding Hood.

[luther101]

[ x ] Tom's fascination with the Fantasy League sure didn't stretch to a fifty quid punt though.

[Drain Alien]

Much lol'age at Mr and Mrs Michael calling their son Michael FFS.

[  ]  Chompy sure was on the FT, and went out 10th last nite.
[  ]  I was mistaken and didn't actually go out 10th with my unsuited power house.
[ x ] Noonan sure does post a lot of bollocks on here.
[ x ] Drainy sure has just sent Little Red a text suggesting that she gets on here and answers the League Elder's question about joining the league: the suspens is killing me init.

[TightEnd]

Mr Alien


How on earth does Little Red Riding Hood put up with you?

[Drain Alien]

Mr Alien


How on earth does Little Red Riding Hood put up with you?

Fk knows Tighty!
I think it can only be my money tbh.
[  ]  Drainy sure is loaded.

[Sighmuns]

Blinds 600-1200, two early limpers, I ship out of the SB for another 12,750 with eights.
Mick Mick has a brew and then makes the amazing call for two-thirds his stack with A5.
"I fawt you was trying to squeeze the pot", says he.
"Meh, horrible call, you obv win sir, gg."

Yuk.