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« Reply #105 on: October 25, 2010, 04:44:13 PM »

People who say "I'll put you all in"

I find it pretty com when they say this when they have less chips than you.



This goes hand in hand with people asking for a chip count for someone who clearly has more chips than them.

lol, a Frenchy at the IPO faced an all in call on the very first hand and asked for a chip count, twice. 

It was a side event btw, not the main where people did start with different sized stacks
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« Reply #106 on: October 25, 2010, 04:45:26 PM »

Also anyone who calls the button the 'dolly'

so anyone from Sheffield but me and Trigg
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« Reply #107 on: October 25, 2010, 04:57:48 PM »

yeah GREAT GREAT shout with the 'I'll put u all in'.

No you fucking wont. I'll put myself all in.
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« Reply #108 on: October 25, 2010, 04:58:27 PM »

yeah GREAT GREAT shout with the 'I'll put u all in'.

No you fucking wont. I'll put myself all in.

Usually when you're behind.
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« Reply #109 on: October 25, 2010, 05:27:57 PM »

When a player who folds asks the dealer to:

"keep them to one side. I want him to see what I folded for him"
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« Reply #110 on: October 25, 2010, 05:38:44 PM »

Ok - lets get a list of all of these - put it into a booklet and then record when these happen to you - like a poker version of train spotting....ftr I have said all of these I'm sure and I'm sorry I did!
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« Reply #111 on: October 25, 2010, 05:55:10 PM »

When a player who folds asks the dealer to:

"keep them to one side. I want him to see what I folded for him"

This always gets a nod and "ok", and then slid straight into the muck while waiting for the next player to act. By the end of the hand they've forgotten all about it anyway.

Have to come clean and say I'm guilty of calling straddles a strudle, but without the shit eating grin as I do it. Though in my defence it's picked up from pretty much every reg in the 5/10 at the Vic.

It seems pretty standard in 1/1 and 1/2 games now, but people still seem incapable of announcing their bets clearly. Someone bets 10, guy says "raise 20" and throws in 20. Tosser, throw in the other 10 and learn to announce bets, rah.

Anyone who acts like they're on TV, taking things too far when all in, or jumping up and down when they hit a card to stack someone/double up. Always like telling them to sit down or I'll deal them out.
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« Reply #112 on: October 25, 2010, 07:05:35 PM »

Not really a poker term, but following on from the 'TV' theme, folk that put their hole cards side by side in front of them (tv stylee) as if there are under table cameras clocking them?!
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« Reply #113 on: October 25, 2010, 07:16:53 PM »

Not really a poker term, but following on from the 'TV' theme, folk that put their hole cards side by side in front of them (tv stylee) as if there are under table cameras clocking them?!

was sat next to a guy in an apat game early last year that did this every fking hand, whilst sat with chair the wrong way round leaning on the back.  also took at least 30 seconds to make EVERY decision, even if it was just folding crap utg pre-flop.  if his plan was to annoy the whole table he did a good job of it.  when asked about the way he set his cards out he said he'd recently played a TV event so it was 'force of habit'.  guessing he was hoping someone would ask so he could let us know Smiley
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« Reply #114 on: October 25, 2010, 08:08:06 PM »


'I know your weak, I can smell it'

'Your weak, I can smell weakness'

'I can smell weakness but I am going to fold to you'


'I moneyied'
- 'I always money when i play there' - I have only ever heard 1 person say this but he says it everytime I c him & it could tilt the hell out of you!
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« Reply #115 on: October 25, 2010, 08:32:54 PM »


'I know your weak, I can smell it'

'Your weak, I can smell weakness'

'I can smell weakness but I am going to fold to you'


'I moneyied'
- 'I always money when i play there' - I have only ever heard 1 person say this but he says it everytime I c him & it could tilt the hell out of you!

Tikay's really not that bad once you get to know him.
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« Reply #116 on: October 25, 2010, 09:33:31 PM »


Tikay's really not that bad once you get to know him.

I thought Tikay's would be "I Call".
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« Reply #117 on: October 25, 2010, 09:48:33 PM »

I just remembered this one which has bugged the hell out of me for years now.

People who refuse to turn their cards over first in an all-in coup.

 
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« Reply #118 on: October 25, 2010, 10:04:33 PM »

People who say "I'll put you all in"




 


GRRRRRRRRRR only thing thats guaranteed to make me snap at the table   (cough, as JonMW found out yesterday  Wink )


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« Reply #119 on: October 25, 2010, 10:28:58 PM »

People who say "this is my favourite hand" before folding with agonised expression. Huh?
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