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« Reply #45 on: September 26, 2007, 07:57:13 AM » |
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Suicide?...smells a bit rotten to me...but the police will crack the case and it will all be over...easy!
So let's look on the sunny side.
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« Reply #46 on: September 26, 2007, 08:05:34 AM » |
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This is all getting a bit tired now .....
Should'nt someone shell out for a funeral?
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« Reply #47 on: September 26, 2007, 08:40:59 AM » |
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This is all getting a bit tired now .....
Don't worry, this will probably be the last ovum. |
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« Reply #48 on: September 26, 2007, 09:16:09 AM » |
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Yokels, always killing their own...
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« Reply #49 on: September 26, 2007, 09:18:54 AM » |
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Should you not be getting on with the 2nd part of the hand of the week instead of crackin oefal jokes? 2nd part is in the incubation stage but should be hatched later.... If this egg crime is murder I think it was Miss White....salmonella poisoning....in the barn. But then again it could be anything...there's such a free range of possibilities. |
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« Reply #50 on: September 26, 2007, 09:25:29 AM » |
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Should you not be getting on with the 2nd part of the hand of the week instead of crackin oefal jokes? 2nd part is in the incubation stage but should be hatched later.... If this egg crime is murder I think it was Miss White....salmonella poisoning....in the barn. But then again it could be anything...there's such a free range of possibilities. They should call in the Frying Squad, they'd have this case over easy. |
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« Reply #51 on: September 26, 2007, 09:26:37 AM » |
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 Great thread fellas. I think you'll find it was assault and battery. |
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« Reply #52 on: September 26, 2007, 09:31:50 AM » |
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Should you not be getting on with the 2nd part of the hand of the week instead of crackin oefal jokes? 2nd part is in the incubation stage but should be hatched later.... If this egg crime is murder I think it was Miss White....salmonella poisoning....in the barn. But then again it could be anything...there's such a free range of possibilities. What an eggsraordinary turn of events. Glad to see someone is thinking outside of the eggbox! |
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« Reply #53 on: September 26, 2007, 09:32:13 AM » |
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Nice post 'Shelle.
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« Reply #54 on: September 26, 2007, 09:35:54 AM » |
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Nice post 'Shelle.
I have a dozen more |
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« Reply #55 on: September 26, 2007, 09:44:37 AM » |
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Nice one Hen!
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« Reply #56 on: September 26, 2007, 09:48:00 AM » |
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Apparently it was a builders dispute... There were some harsh words over a...wait for it...eggs-tension  |
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« Reply #57 on: September 26, 2007, 09:48:25 AM » |
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this is getting out of hand, surely the mods should issue an eggs ban edict
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« Reply #58 on: September 26, 2007, 09:53:00 AM » |
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this is getting out of hand, surely the mods should issue an eggs ban edict
 We have a winner folks, cannae beat that yin!!!! |
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« Reply #59 on: September 26, 2007, 10:05:02 AM » |
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It could have been an accident I suppose...probably drank too much scotch. Surprised his friends cracked under the pressure though....they could have meringue an ambulance. It would have arrived in 3 minutes, whisked him away and saved his bacon.
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