Stupid is, as stupid does

[the sicilian]

as a child everytime i choked my nan said it had gone down the wrong hole... spent years trying to swallow to the right of my mouth so i could get it in the right hole...sigh GG nan

This is genuine...  watching a program about religion... i turned to my ex wife and said ' you know jesus was a chippy don't you ' she thought he had a fish and chip shop... ffs i bred with this woman

[Sheriff Fatman]

D1V 0RC3

I find it very freaky that you mentioned that.

As I drove to DTD on Friday, I took a photo of the car in front of me as I thought the registration number was a clever bit of advertising for the company logo shown.

I've attached the photo.

[hector62]

When I was young and would watch the news I used to hear about guerrillas fighting in foreign countries. I was convinced that the reports meant gorillas and I always wondered how they managed to get guns, ammunition and learnt how to use them.

[millidonk]

When I was young and would watch the news I used to hear about guerrillas fighting in foreign countries. I was convinced that the reports meant gorillas and I always wondered how they managed to get guns, ammunition and learnt how to use them.

Hahahaha superb.

[MANTIS01]

When I was a kid the lady next-door told me the rag and bone man took naughty children. As a naughty child this was rather disturbing news and very scary. Even now as an adult if I hear the horn coming down the street I think shit it's the rag and bone man. I can fight the urge to hide nowadays by using meditation and humming but it aint easy.

[The_nun]

When I was small I had tight curly hair, a man once said to me " My,  look at those curls, was your mam chased by a black man? ". For years after I could never understand why woman had perms when all they needed to do was to be chased by a black man.

[thetank]

I found out that the numbers on a toaster are not different heat settings but that they correspond to minutes of cooking time.

[outragous76]

I found out that the numbers on a toaster are not different heat settings but that they correspond to minutes of cooking time.

what?

[redarmi]

I found out that the numbers on a toaster are not different heat settings but that they correspond to minutes of cooking time.

Really??

[thetank]

Blew my frikkin mind so it did.

[RED-DOG]

We keep our pillows in a locker under the bunk.

When, age 6, I did my one and only stint at school, the teacher asked us to draw a pillar box.

My drawing was not the same as everyone else's.

[sovietsong]

I found out that the numbers on a toaster are not different heat settings but that they correspond to minutes of cooking time.

Level?

I set my toast at 4. Surely that's not 4 mins?

[Laxie]

I refused  to drink Coca Cola as a kid because I was convinced it had cocaine in it.  Was also convinced half the neighbourhood were drug addicts.  They weren't...but the loved their coke.

[boldie]

I found out that the numbers on a toaster are not different heat settings but that they correspond to minutes of cooking time.

Level?

I set my toast at 4. Surely that's not 4 mins?

Just googled this...apparently Tank is right.

F'ing hell, this just turned my world upside down.

[AndrewT]

Blew my frikkin mind so it did.

+1

How could such a fundamental piece of information about the world we live in have been kept secret for so long, and yet super-injunctions last 5 minutes before everyone knows.