Balotelli: Official Appreciation Thread - fk the haters

[toddswain]

Confirmed hero !

[pokerfan]

#whyalwaysme trending worldwide 

[Alverton]

Watching Balotelli at work on MOTD2.   Legend.

[redarmi]

Just seen this tweet:

Balotelli driving around Manchester in Bentley, top down, high-fiving City fans. You can't fault the man.

[Linux]

Just seen this tweet:

Balotelli driving around Manchester in Bentley, top down, high-fiving City fans. You can't fault the man.

Yea just heard this on Yorkshire radio.

What a legend

[Girgy85]

Just seen this tweet:

Balotelli driving around Manchester in Bentley, top down, high-fiving City fans. You can't fault the man.

Yea just heard this on Yorkshire radio.

What a legend

what a guy.

[pokerfan]

The Balo chant,

Oh Balotelli he's a striker…
He's good at darts(1)/
He's allergic to grass (2) but when he plays/ He's fucking class.
Drives round Moss Side/ with a wallet full of cash(3)/
Can't put on his vest (4)/ But when he does he is the best
Goes into schools (5)/ Tells teachers all the rules
Sets fire to his gaff (6)/ With rockets from his bath
Doesn't give a fuck/ Cos he did it for a laugh
Runs back to his house (7)/ For a suitcase full of cash
Oh Balotelli …

Numbers relate to footnotes re the storys, all been on here though.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2011/oct/24/manchester-city-fans-mario-balotelli

[Horneris]

hahahaha not seen this before: (apologies if already posted)

[Alverton]

To add to his Legacy, Balotelli has become ambassador; http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/24/mario-balotelli-face-of-fireworks-safety

[boldie]

To add to his Legacy, Balotelli has become ambassador; http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2011/oct/24/mario-balotelli-face-of-fireworks-safety

I love this guy.

[AndrewT]

Balotelli gets the Taiwanese animation treatment

[George2Loose]

Man U fan

Balotelli Fan

Nuff said

[ACE2M]

When he’s not driving slowly around Manchester high-fiving City fans from his open-top Bentley; setting his house ablaze by launching fireworks from the bathroom and then becoming the face of a fireworks safety campaign; buying a giant trampoline, Scalextric, two Vespas and a table tennis set when his mum’s sent him to fetch an iron; throwing darts at youth team players; being allergic to grass; writing off sports cars; giving Big Issue vendors a grand on the way out of casinos; accumulating £10,000 in parking tickets and having his Maserati impounded 27 times in eight months; fighting teammates in training and spectacularly failing to put on a bib, it’s a wonder Mario Balotelli has time to score goals. But two strikes in the 6-1 made it six in five games and the wearer of the no. 45 shirt helped one £40 buyer of Shirts at 52 land a £4,760 jackpot with a make-up of 171.

[TightEnd]

class!

Mum asked Balotelli to pop out for an iron... he came back followed by a lorry with a trampoline, Scalextric, two Vespas and a table tennis set

http://thesun.mobi/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/3894390/Mum-asked-Balotelli-to-pop-out-for-an-iron-he-came-back-followed-by-a-lorry-with-a-trampoline-Scalextric-two-Vespas-and-a-table-tennis-set.html?mob=1

[boldie]

he just gets better and better