
Type of animal to have as a pet – with reasons
• A tortoise 2
• Sheep
• Cat
• Parrot
• Bullfrog
• Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches
• Micropig
• Dog 9
• A Man
• Monkey
• Tarantula
• Fish 2
• Gerbils
• Chicken
Redsgirl A tortoise, does'nt eat much, move much, shed hair, chew the furniture and as a added bonus it sleeps for three months.
Tightend Sheep,
Mahogany vic Cat,
Geo the Sarge Bullfrog (my son caught one at the local burn which we kept in an old fish aquarium. Was great fun putting live crickets into the tank and watch it stalk the things then whoosh!! the long sticky tongue would lash out, grab the cricket then load into the frogs mouth. The sight of the frog sitting with a smug look and numerous cricket legs hanging from it's mouth was brill,
Istrabraq parrot reason so I can find out what wife been up 2 and says about me
Taximan007 Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches - Don't require any attention,
Stribling micropig - funny little things ,
Smashedagain Dog because it's mans best friend,
Claw75 a man (low maintenance,
Nakor Dog – Loyalty,
Montadoo Monkey - no reason needed surely.
Supernova tatantula, you can happily go on holiday for a month and leave it, no boarding fees & good for keeping visits from nosey neighbours to a minimum.
DMorgan Dog,
The Camel Dog obv
Outragous76 Dog - because cats are shit 9
Milligan84 Fish - they are a piece of piss to look after and if you get lonely they give great blowjobs.
Girgy85 goldfish cos if they see you knocking one out then they will have forgotten all about it a minute later.
Ant040689 Gerbils, rather not say. Ask Richard Gere.
Nirvana Chickens - gotta take them seriously, they're only scratching, and eggs are nice,
TRIP5 Dog (How else would you clean between your toes??
ManuelsMum Dog. They will help you get about if you become blind.
MintTrav Tortoise, cos you don't have to feed them or anything else for half the year and don't have to do much else anyway for the rest of the year.
Leethefish dog cos there fun
Kinboshi Dog. You can stick them in the boot before a car journey, and they won't be angry when you get to your destination - unlike the missus.