they have been brewing up inside me for weeks
I blame my mystery benefactor who made the grave mistake of buying me the book "The World's greatest book of useless information"
An excellent read if it's the one I'm thinking of!
Is it the one where a quote from a critic on the back says "This book is totally and utterly useless!"
that's it, yes
For anyone who likes a laugh this book is really good. (Whilst being totally useless of course!)
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