So what's the national dress of Leicester/Bolton then Tom?
Malc-M
When I was a kid it was, first up..matching socks, cleanest dirty shirt
Last up...one sock or less, shirt with gravy stain/tear/buttons missing
Times were hard back then, we used to live in a cardboard box in the middle of the road, work 25 hours a day 8 days a week, and we had to lick the road clean before bedtime, then when dad came home he used to slash us to death with the bread knife
You tell kids today that, and they wont believe you!