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« Reply #15 on: January 31, 2006, 05:04:09 PM »

i'm wiv trace on this ..... i'd just push past and if she wanted to tackle me good luck to her.... maybe she would get the shoes but theyd be stuck somewhere and it wdnt be on her feet Cheesy

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« Reply #16 on: January 31, 2006, 07:41:37 PM »

I own 3 pairs of shoes.

1. Trainers
2. Casino shoes
3. Polka dot court shoes (DO NOT ASK)

I understand the offside rule perfectly, what I don't understand is why anyone would be in a shop buying shoes, when you can buy them online perfectly easily?
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« Reply #17 on: February 01, 2006, 11:13:05 AM »



Quite scarily appropriate for someone who has a limo sent to her by the manager of the Jimmy Choo shop whenever she lands in Vegas.

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Unfortunately this is not true! I wish it was!

Heid, shoes were made to be bought in copious amounts. and looking at them/trying them on in the shops is all part of the fun, followed by trying to decide which pair and getting them all. (don't tell Sheriff!)
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« Reply #18 on: February 01, 2006, 04:17:38 PM »

Heid, shoes were made to be bought in copious amounts. and looking at them/trying them on in the shops is all part of the fun, followed by trying to decide which pair and getting them all. (don't tell Sheriff!)

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« Reply #19 on: February 01, 2006, 05:51:45 PM »

Wheres the bit where Rood Van Nisteldive catches his toe on the women in fronts carrier bag and throws him self over the shoe cleaning stand?
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« Reply #20 on: February 01, 2006, 06:42:25 PM »

Wheres the bit where Rood Van Nisteldive catches his toe on the women in fronts carrier bag and throws him self over the shoe cleaning stand?

 
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« Reply #21 on: May 07, 2006, 09:39:19 PM »

I love this post, thought I'd give it a bump in case anyone missed it first time round.

Seeing as the forum is in a bit of a football mood today.
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« Reply #22 on: May 07, 2006, 10:05:03 PM »

Could i be classed as a girly for the number of shoes I own:

1 pair of trainers
1 pair of work shoes
1 pair of black boots for going out in black, blue jeans/trousers
1 pair of brown boots for going out in brown, fawn trousers/combats
1 pair of golfing shoes for erm...golfing   Cheesy
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« Reply #23 on: May 07, 2006, 10:31:45 PM »

Could i be classed as a girly for the number of shoes I own:

1 pair of trainers
1 pair of work shoes
1 pair of black boots for going out in black, blue jeans/trousers
1 pair of brown boots for going out in brown, fawn trousers/combats
1 pair of golfing shoes for erm...golfing   Cheesy

You forgot your pink fluffy slippers!!
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« Reply #24 on: May 08, 2006, 07:52:22 AM »

excellent post.football and shoes,two of my favourite passions.
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« Reply #25 on: May 08, 2006, 11:16:07 AM »

Could i be classed as a girly for the number of shoes I own:

1 pair of trainers
1 pair of work shoes
1 pair of black boots for going out in black, blue jeans/trousers
1 pair of brown boots for going out in brown, fawn trousers/combats
1 pair of golfing shoes for erm...golfing   Cheesy

Eek, well if you are classed as a girly for owning 5 pairs - what does someone who owns 40 pairs get classed as??
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« Reply #26 on: May 08, 2006, 12:37:12 PM »

Blimey!
What does that make me?
I have around 20 pairs of trainer alone, also have 4 pairs of golf shoes!!
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« Reply #27 on: May 08, 2006, 12:40:37 PM »

Blimey!
What does that make me?
I have around 20 pairs of trainer alone, also have 4 pairs of golf shoes!!

Its probably better if we dont find out Smiley
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