The blonde Golf thread

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Thanks for that always wondered what an eclectic was when I see it on our HOWDIDO app. If you need a hand keeping it Tony I'm a plus handicap with excel just send me your card everyday and I'll send you a monthly automated update

Been getting out at least once or twice a week during all this depressing weather and playing a load of winter greens at times as it's raining so much up here. Been playing ok, Had a remarkable round couple of weeks ago. 13 normal greens 5 winters just in front of normal greens. Tees are up to the  front of yellows and a couple of the longer ones on the reds. Turns what is par 71 of white, 69 0f yellow to a fairly easy 68. Shot 70.

Lovely, thanks James, I may just take you up on that.

"Shot 70".

Blimey, proper golfer. The limit of my ambitions - realistically - is to shoot mid to high 80's. The most Pars I've ever had in a round is 6, & I'm at the age where I'm highly unlikely to improve much. Having said that, the Golf Handicap is a thing of beauty, & even high handicappers can compete with proper players like you. Just need to remember when having a chirp that I'm getting double figures shots off most of my golf partners/opponents.

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I've always wondered how Trump was so good at golf, he's using your eclectic scoring, oh that and just plain cheating.

I'm going to take up golf again when I retire, after a sabbatical of nearly 40 years (barring one Top Golf adventure in Vegas, but that doesn't count, surely?)

I'm aiming to turn pro within 12 months using this method.

Ha, don't think that Vegas Top Golf affair counts, unless we are measuring it by the fun we had. I'm very socially uncomfortable in "alcohol-fuelled" environments, despite which I really enjoyed that night.

You take up golf again? Let me know when you do, I'd love to come down & have a round or two with you for old times sake.

PS - it suddenly occurs to me - you could build a golf course in the grounds of Tune Hall, your Sussex Estate. Water hazards & all sorts.