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« Reply #30 on: March 15, 2006, 03:40:43 AM »

ghostbusters again.'whoa, whoa, good shooting tex' (adlib by murray after egon destroys dinning room)
and'the flowers are still standing'( another adlib after pulling table cloth out)

Jay and silent bob.........jason biggs ' IM THE PIE F**KER<, IM THE PIE F**KER' ref to amerian pie
security guard1'Well in prison you'll be the pie'


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« Reply #31 on: March 15, 2006, 03:48:18 AM »

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!


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« Reply #32 on: March 15, 2006, 04:42:10 AM »

The greatest line has to be:

"I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle"

from the movie the Warriors


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« Reply #33 on: March 15, 2006, 04:46:27 AM »

"typical wop, bringing a knife to a gunfight"

Sean Connery - the untouchables


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« Reply #34 on: March 15, 2006, 05:05:31 AM »

Quote from: ifm on March 15, 2006, 04:46:27 AM

"typical wap, bringing a knife to a gunfight"

Sean Connery - the untouchables

What's a wap?


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« Reply #35 on: March 15, 2006, 09:51:01 AM »

Quote from: snoopy1239 on March 15, 2006, 05:05:31 AM

Quote from: ifm on March 15, 2006, 04:46:27 AM

"typical wap, bringing a knife to a gunfight"

Sean Connery - the untouchables

What's a wap?

The noise we all hear when ifm skelps you on the back of the head for picking up on his typo Cheesy


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« Reply #36 on: March 15, 2006, 12:09:59 PM »

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« Reply #37 on: March 15, 2006, 12:32:21 PM »

It's a fairly piss-poor movie but has a classic line

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Otis B. Driftwood: Boy, the next words that comes out of your mouth better be some brilliant f*ckin' Mark Twain shit. 'Cause it's definitely getting chiseled on your tombstone.


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« Reply #38 on: March 15, 2006, 12:41:32 PM »

"Look at these morose mother******* right here, smells like someones sh*t in their cereal"

I love this line. Think it's actually used in two Kevin Smith films if my memory serves me correctly.


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« Reply #39 on: March 15, 2006, 12:56:51 PM »

might actually be 3 K smith movies. Love the Kriss Rock line in JASBSB but bit offensive to some so won t post it.


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« Reply #40 on: March 15, 2006, 01:01:42 PM »

That whole segment is most amusing with Chris Rock. Understand the not upsetting people bit as well.

A mate of mine has got his stand up "I love black people" routine on his pc, sooooo funny. But again some people probably find this offensive.


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« Reply #41 on: March 15, 2006, 01:09:32 PM »

hmpppphh such tosh from you philistines ... the greatest movie quote is ...

Raindrops on roses,
And whiskers on kittens,
Bright copper kettles
And warm woolen mittens.
Brown paper packages
Tied up with string,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Cream colored ponies,
And crisp apple strudel.
Doorbells and sleighbells
And schnitzel with noodles,
Wild geese that fly
With the moon on their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.

Girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes,
Snowflakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes,
Silver white winters that melt into springs
These are a few of my favorite things.

When the dog bites,
When the bee stings,
When I'm feeling sad.
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel so bad!

Now stop this nonsense !!!

Ps we have had this thread before ... my fav was

Wheres ya tool ?

what F***ing tool ?

This F***ing tool !!

(scum, boiler room fight scene) Ray Winstone is god by the way!


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« Reply #42 on: March 15, 2006, 02:50:42 PM »

F***ing Hell you again!!

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« Reply #43 on: March 15, 2006, 02:58:07 PM »

Dr. Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: I can't tell.
Dr. Rumack: You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, I mean, I'm just not sure.
Dr. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Dr. Rumack: You can't take a guess "for another two hours"?
Capt. Clarence Oveur: No, no, no, I mean we can't land for another two hours.

Airplane.


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« Reply #44 on: March 15, 2006, 03:06:33 PM »

And my favourite, favourite from Airplane:

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?


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