I've got the flu

[Maroon]

Tikay, very happily married with two beautiful daughters. 

Love a bit of banter though. It's the key to happiness.

[Maroon]

Maroon - that's a classic Rd-Dog type line.

A candidate for Post of The Week.

Along with Robert HM's - "yeah, granted, child birth probably smarts a bit".

You guiys both single. Divorced, even?......

Does post of the week win me a Blonde cap? 

[tikay]

I said "candidate" not "winner"........

Your daughters names & ages?

And do they take after Mum or Dad?

[Ironside]

I said "candidate" not "winner"........

Your daughters names & ages?

And do they take after Mum or Dad?

your old enough to be there great grand father

[RED-DOG]

By the way, I feel a bit better now, I think all this sympathy helped

[tikay]

That was us being NICE.

[Maroon]

Jasmine's 11 and Sacha's 10.  Don't take after me.  They're intelligent. 

[Maroon]

...and Jasmine regularly beats me in home games. 

[tikay]

Jasmine & Sacha. Wow. Interesting names. Both girls, you say?

[ifm]

Another fella that's gonna have a terrible time when his daughters get a bit older
I am dreading all the boyfriend stuff cuz i am way too protective

[tikay]

Wow, just IMAGINE having 2 daughters, it'd do my head in when they reached the age when boys become interested.

I've watched about 4 films in the last 20 years - one of them, on TV, was called something like Father of the Bride, with a white haired geezer - Steve somebody? That summed up being father of a girl, for me.

The girl - 21 or so - brings home her intended, & they sit on the sofa, he puts his hand on her thigh. Dad's face was a picture.....

I keep Charlie - that's the girl cat - safely indoors. Not having her messed about with by some randy Tom. Mind you, she's about 15 I think - that's older than me, in cat years.

[ifm]

well i have THREE daughters, the film you mention was Steve Martin and was a remake of an old Spencer Tracy film of the same name, i much prefer the original

[RED-DOG]

Got 4 daughters, been there, got that T shirt, when they all get together I dont stand a chance

On the plus side my life has been filled with sweet pink frilly things

except Sadie, who can punch like a horse kicking and is leathal with a wooden sandal

[Colchester Kev]

I have 2 boys, Liam who is almost 16 and is going through that bloody infuriating stage where his vocabulary consists of "yeah" "no" "nuffin" and "is there anything to eat", and Sam who is 13 and a very talented boxer...i have the bruises to prove it !!
But im so glad i dont have girls, i think i would have been the worlds strictest father ...they wouldnt be allowed out the front door until they were 21 !!!

[ifm]

hehehe, just chatting with my eldest (11) on msn and it tailed off like this:-

(*) hazel ere (*) hazel always luvin stefan (L) gemma and crane are de best (L) skool is ova yes!!! (S) says:
hate ya
ifm:
hate you more
(*) hazel ere (*) hazel always luvin stefan (L) gemma and crane are de best (L) skool is ova yes!!! (S) says:
well i have nea liked u to tell u the truth
(*) hazel ere (*) hazel always luvin stefan (L) gemma and crane are de best (L) skool is ova yes!!! (S) says:
*never
ifm:
funnily enough, you've always been just a waste of my money
(*) hazel ere (*) hazel always luvin stefan (L) gemma and crane are de best (L) skool is ova yes!!! (S) says:
arrrrrrrr!!!

Kids, gotta love em