NEXT year's Advent Calendar.

[FUN4FRASER]

lol I have no problem with Simon, hes a v v v nice guy.

u dick

lol

Love 

[smashedagain]

CTS was visiting Magicninja in Montreal and we played some battleship-style (facing each other with laptops) heads-up while drinking (and cole was also playing Gus simultaneously at 2k/4k and 3-handed with Tom Dwan and Ivey at 300/600 plo lol).

We also had a bounty on 27, 38, 49, and 5T. If you won a pot with any of those and showed your opponent had to open-jam the next hand preflop and u get to choose whether u want to call or not.

Click to see full-size image.

Click to see full-size image.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/5-1-destroyed-my-bankroll-879948/index4.html

I'm not sure if this was the original battleship thread, but its the first time i encountered it, and the thread is worth a read! Some posts in it are cool, from CTS but a lot of dross and pictures of giraffes and stuff.

lol who is cts and what's this gotta do with next years calendar?

[Boba Fett]

CTS was visiting Magicninja in Montreal and we played some battleship-style (facing each other with laptops) heads-up while drinking (and cole was also playing Gus simultaneously at 2k/4k and 3-handed with Tom Dwan and Ivey at 300/600 plo lol).

We also had a bounty on 27, 38, 49, and 5T. If you won a pot with any of those and showed your opponent had to open-jam the next hand preflop and u get to choose whether u want to call or not.

Click to see full-size image.

Click to see full-size image.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/5-1-destroyed-my-bankroll-879948/index4.html

I'm not sure if this was the original battleship thread, but its the first time i encountered it, and the thread is worth a read! Some posts in it are cool, from CTS but a lot of dross and pictures of giraffes and stuff.

lol who is cts and what's this gotta do with next years calendar?

Well you ruined the surprise but CTS has taken Pleno's place in next years calendar

[titaniumbean]

OH god Jase.


CTS is a boss (he produced one of the bestest most enlightening videos in the early years).


That cowpig thread is probably one of the top 10 threads on the pokering internet, pretty dissapointed in peoples lack of respect for pictures of giraffes and stuff, afterall that after porn is what the internet is for.


Battleships rule, obv gonna have to have a battleships tournament next year!!!



As usual Evilpie is the voice of reason. Kudos to tighty and impolite phrases to the haters.

[smashedagain]

OH god Jase.


CTS is a boss (he produced one of the bestest most enlightening videos in the early years).


That cowpig thread is probably one of the top 10 threads on the pokering internet, pretty dissapointed in peoples lack of respect for pictures of giraffes and stuff, afterall that after porn is what the internet is for.


Battleships rule, obv gonna have to have a battleships tournament next year!!!



As usual Evilpie is the voice of reason. Kudos to tighty and impolite phrases to the haters.

right on that recommendation I will give it a read. That 2+2 site bakes my brain tho with all the traffic on there.

[titaniumbean]

Have another recommendation that should get you through to New years....



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/i-am-braziliand-i-never-give-up-941263/



I AM BRAZILIAND I NEVER GIVE UP



LIKES TO SEE FLOPS



1 quote from the Braziliand hero



Originally Posted by Exodus1 
I was playing some 2-7 triple draw with him and he stood pat from the deal and bet/called every round with AA256, so probably busto


i wasn't sure if that was a hi or a high low game. and AA is nice.

[Sulphur man]

Have another recommendation that should get you through to New years....



http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/i-am-braziliand-i-never-give-up-941263/



I AM BRAZILIAND I NEVER GIVE UP



LIKES TO SEE FLOPS



1 quote from the Braziliand hero



Originally Posted by Exodus1 
I was playing some 2-7 triple draw with him and he stood pat from the deal and bet/called every round with AA256, so probably busto


i wasn't sure if that was a hi or a high low game. and AA is nice.

So good. Love how even Sean Deeb posts saying he can help with bankroll management. Legendary.

[titaniumbean]

Every time I read the thread I want to get the guy help. I also spend a good half hour just laughing out loud and being amazed at his skills.

The english non first language just adds to the hilarity and helps coin some such brilliant phrases.

[Amatay]

to be fair, I think its a good time to STOP the calendar.

If you aren't doing repeats, apart from LilDave, then it just starts getting silly.

Maybe thats why you put Simon Deadman in instead of titty, woodsey and other guys with 5k+ posts.

But whatever, Happy Christmas.

Thank fuck you're not in charge then!!

Seriously what is the problem? So many people have made themselves look like idiots in this thread over something so trivial.

I've always respected most of what Mantis writes. He says some sensible stuff quite regularly. This whole calender thing has really bought him down in my estimation. Whether it's intentional or not it just comes across as a load of pointless trolling and deliberately trying to stick a spanner in the works.

Pleno appears bitterly disappointed at not being selected whilst Simon has. Again I don't know if it's intentional but he's coming across as a spoiled little kid with an ego problem who's spat his dummy out because he didn't get a mention.

Mr Keys...... What can I say? I love the man and he knows this. We've had some fun times. Please mate, stop all this bickering with Mantis. You're not doing yourself any favours at all. If you ignore him he'll go away.

Lil Dave. Fucking love him.

Titbean. Ditto.

Tighty. Feel so sorry for you about all this bollocks. Please for the sake of the masses do this again next year. By not doing it you give in and let the idiots win. I think there's about 5 people who genuinely seem to want the advent calender to disappear or be run differently. Blonde will be a worse place if they get their own way.

Pretty much all this. Take a looong hard look at yourselves! lol WTF are you doin arguing about this stupid topic? Take a few moments to think about what you are actually doing and hopefully your will just chuckle to yourselves and think about what a plum you sound like. Chill out! Idiots the lot of ya!

[Sulphur man]

Every time I read the thread I want to get the guy help. I also spend a good half hour just laughing out loud and being amazed at his skills.

The english non first language just adds to the hilarity and helps coin some such brilliant phrases.

Very true. Good thread unlike this one which is all retch and no vomit. Happy crimbo mate.

[titaniumbean]

Just incase people need more proper threads to look at, and they wish for some light hearted, long winded, brilliant comedy then look no further than the 'Friends trusted me with their cat' thread from 2+2. There are only a couple of threads i've ever voted 5 star for, this is one of them.

It's been 6 years but last time I looked not all the image hosting had failed, so deffo worth a skim.


http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/friends-trusted-me-their-cat-he-died-they-want-pics-him-387/

[Mondeoman]

to be fair, I think its a good time to STOP the calendar.

If you aren't doing repeats, apart from LilDave, then it just starts getting silly.

Maybe thats why you put Simon Deadman in instead of titty, woodsey and other guys with 5k+ posts.

But whatever, Happy Christmas.

Thank fuck you're not in charge then!!

Seriously what is the problem? So many people have made themselves look like idiots in this thread over something so trivial.

I've always respected most of what Mantis writes. He says some sensible stuff quite regularly. This whole calender thing has really bought him down in my estimation. Whether it's intentional or not it just comes across as a load of pointless trolling and deliberately trying to stick a spanner in the works.

Pleno appears bitterly disappointed at not being selected whilst Simon has. Again I don't know if it's intentional but he's coming across as a spoiled little kid with an ego problem who's spat his dummy out because he didn't get a mention.

Mr Keys...... What can I say? I love the man and he knows this. We've had some fun times. Please mate, stop all this bickering with Mantis. You're not doing yourself any favours at all. If you ignore him he'll go away.

Lil Dave. Fucking love him.

Titbean. Ditto.

Tighty. Feel so sorry for you about all this bollocks. Please for the sake of the masses do this again next year. By not doing it you give in and let the idiots win. I think there's about 5 people who genuinely seem to want the advent calender to disappear or be run differently. Blonde will be a worse place if they get their own way.

Pretty much all this. Take a looong hard look at yourselves! lol WTF are you doin arguing about this stupid topic? Take a few moments to think about what you are actually doing and hopefully your will just chuckle to yourselves and think about what a plum you sound like. Chill out! Idiots the lot of ya!

+1 to all of this, can't believe a nice gesture of an advent calender has caused this much grief.  

[paulhouk03]

I beat deadman heads up he even kinda complimented me

Proudest poker moment

[titaniumbean]

Seeing as Eviplie came in and crushed this thread so hard and seemingly so easily and seeing as I love a good gif. Heres someone else making crushing look easy.




And here's the face i'm pulling




If these links don't work ima be super annoyed.



Where's your trophy paul? :p

[rfgqqabc]

CTS was visiting Magicninja in Montreal and we played some battleship-style (facing each other with laptops) heads-up while drinking (and cole was also playing Gus simultaneously at 2k/4k and 3-handed with Tom Dwan and Ivey at 300/600 plo lol).

We also had a bounty on 27, 38, 49, and 5T. If you won a pot with any of those and showed your opponent had to open-jam the next hand preflop and u get to choose whether u want to call or not.

Click to see full-size image.

Click to see full-size image.

http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/54/poker-beats-brags-variance/5-1-destroyed-my-bankroll-879948/index4.html

I'm not sure if this was the original battleship thread, but its the first time i encountered it, and the thread is worth a read! Some posts in it are cool, from CTS but a lot of dross and pictures of giraffes and stuff.

lol who is cts and what's this gotta do with next years calendar?

Well you ruined the surprise but CTS has taken Pleno's place in next years calendar

I was introducing blonde to the first documented HU battleship game! We've been discussing Deadman vs Pleno for aggggges now