Things you want to ask the telly.

[kinboshi]

Actimel. Some guy takes that ridic small bottle out of the fridge, starts sipping it like it's a magic potion saying "I felt bloated, prob stomach cancer or something, but Actimel cured it and I lost 3 stone in weight." What?? No thanks.

But it contains the unique acidobollocksbacilus - so it cures all cancers and also helps you play better from early position.

[MANTIS01]

Actimel. Some guy takes that ridic small bottle out of the fridge, starts sipping it like it's a magic potion saying "I felt bloated, prob stomach cancer or something, but Actimel cured it and I lost 3 stone in weight." What?? No thanks.

But it contains the unique acidobollocksbacilus - so it cures all cancers and also helps you play better from early position.

...and as you sip it will automatically consolidatdate all your outstanding debts (run up forking out for actimel) into one easier payment

[lazaroonie]

That Coke Zero one where the helicopters whisk him away when her dad arrives...

Smug git.

Anyway, how come her dad doesn't notice the gas mask on the dog and the big gaping hole in the window?

aye, or the jizz stains all over the bed....

[Tuffster]

Actimel. Some guy takes that ridic small bottle out of the fridge, starts sipping it like it's a magic potion saying "I felt bloated, prob stomach cancer or something, but Actimel cured it and I lost 3 stone in weight." What?? No thanks.

But it contains the unique acidobollocksbacilus - so it cures all cancers and also helps you play better from early position.

I didn't know it had Guinness in it!

[Swordpoker]

Those "Dolmio Day" puppets who have some spaghetti instead of a shag.....

Are you sure?

(contains naughty language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmRAkGcf-U&feature=related

[bolt pp]

What's that new one? Put your old gold in this bag, post it to us in the envelope marked "hey postman free gold inside" and take a punt on whether it gets here. If it does we send you cash. Then a woman fanning cash says something like "I divorced my husband and sent in the bastard's ring. He paid for my new kitchen". What is that??

lol

[GreekStein]

I want to ask ICELAND why they haven't done an advert where a big freezer falls on Kerry Katona.

[bolt pp]

I want to ask ICELAND why they haven't done an advert where a big freezer falls on Kerry Katona.

because they couldnt find a big enough freezer?

[GreekStein]

I want to ask ICELAND why they haven't done an advert where a big freezer falls on Kerry Katona.

because they don't have coke in their freezers?

FYP

[The_nun]

Don't make um like they used to when Tony was retiring.    http://www.classictvads.co.uk/ctv1.html

[MANTIS01]

I've just seen an advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

[kinboshi]

I've just seen a advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

Yakult was the 'original' one with the pseudoscientificbollocksusbacterium (tm).  They're huge in Japan.

[GreekStein]

I've just seen a advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

Yakult was the 'original' one with the pseudoscientificbollocksusbacterium (tm).  They're huge in Japan.

Maybe they just look bigger because on average Japanese people are shorter than us.

[kinboshi]

I've just seen a advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

Yakult was the 'original' one with the pseudoscientificbollocksusbacterium (tm).  They're huge in Japan.

Maybe they just look bigger because on average Japanese people are shorter than most people here except me.

FYP

[MANTIS01]

I've just seen a advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

Yakult was the 'original' one with the pseudoscientificbollocksusbacterium (tm).  They're huge in Japan.

I think you'll find the original magic potion was Stella Artois. It comes in much bigger bottles and if you drink enough it will make you just as deluded as Yakult man.