Things you want to ask the telly.

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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #30 on: September 03, 2009, 07:39:35 PM »

Quote from: byronkincaid on September 03, 2009, 07:35:11 PM

man telly's so bad these days i had to stop watching it Sad

Have you stopped watching altogether Byron, even sports and documentaries?

What did you use to like watching?


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #31 on: September 03, 2009, 07:40:51 PM »

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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #32 on: September 03, 2009, 07:41:19 PM »

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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #33 on: September 03, 2009, 07:41:35 PM »

Calgon advert is good.

They state that some percentage (60%, I wasn't really listening) of washing machines in hard water areas break down in the the first 4 years. Get calgon to reduce the limescale, blah, blah, blah.

What they don't say is how much of this 60% is made up of issues related to hard-water or limescale. Maybe 60% of all washing machines in all areas break down within the first four years. They never claim that calgon would help these 60% of washing machines that break down though.


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« Reply #34 on: September 03, 2009, 07:45:21 PM »

What!

Manipulation of statistics by advertising company!

We need to nip this in the bud.


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #35 on: September 03, 2009, 07:46:39 PM »

Curly Watts in "Cleaner Close"

Nuff said.


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #36 on: September 03, 2009, 07:48:08 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on September 03, 2009, 07:46:39 PM

Curly Watts in "Cleaner Close"

Nuff said.

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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #37 on: September 03, 2009, 07:48:32 PM »

Quote from: kinboshi on September 03, 2009, 07:41:35 PM

I fell for it and bought the stuff once. Within the week, my machine was busto. GG Calgon.


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #38 on: September 03, 2009, 07:49:32 PM »

I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free That's right
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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #39 on: September 03, 2009, 07:50:36 PM »

Quote from: thetank on September 03, 2009, 07:45:21 PM

What!

Manipulation of statistics by advertising company!

We need to nip this in the bud.

The small print at bottom of page is com

I agree with byron tv is so bad so guess i'd ask why are you so crap


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #40 on: September 03, 2009, 07:51:17 PM »

Those "Dolmio Day" puppets who have some spaghetti instead of a shag.....


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« Reply #41 on: September 03, 2009, 07:56:14 PM »

"You don't want to be told what to eat, so have some Opteveto"


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #42 on: September 03, 2009, 08:11:26 PM »

Quote from: RED-DOG on September 03, 2009, 07:39:35 PM

Quote from: byronkincaid on September 03, 2009, 07:35:11 PM

man telly's so bad these days i had to stop watching it Sad

Have you stopped watching altogether Byron, even sports and documentaries?

What did you use to like watching?

I watch the wire and love it but only 4 more episodes to go now Sad

I will prob always watch top gear but it's just the same old thing every week tbh. I will watch lost when it comes back on and that's about it. I watch the ufc fights online in a fuzzy little 2 inch box but it's fine for mma I think, tez for boxing and football but I'm kinda meh whatever about those. If I'm downstairs the only thing I have on is the news channels.


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #43 on: September 03, 2009, 08:13:06 PM »

Quote from: G1BTW on September 03, 2009, 07:49:32 PM

I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free That's right
I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free
That's right
I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free

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Safestyle - I guess it works in terms of brand recognition. But I wouldn't buy from them as a matter of principle now.


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Re: Things you want to ask the telly.

« Reply #44 on: September 03, 2009, 08:27:10 PM »

Actimel. Some guy takes that ridic small bottle out of the fridge, starts sipping it like it's a magic potion saying "I felt bloated, prob stomach cancer or something, but Actimel cured it and I lost 3 stone in weight." What?? No thanks.


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