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Topic: I just don't get it! (Read 66392 times)
smashedagain
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Re: I just don't get it!
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July 04, 2012, 10:44:32 AM »
Quote from: Woodsey on July 04, 2012, 10:40:23 AM
Quote from: smashedagain on July 04, 2012, 10:36:48 AM
Quote from: Woodsey on July 04, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
Quote from: rfgqqabc on July 04, 2012, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: rfgqqabc on July 04, 2012, 09:58:16 AM
Donner meat
The guy who comes to my local casino twice a month to literally fall asleep at the table. Never seen him not look knackered.
People who force themselves into the latest Top Man/River Island clothes whilst looking as uncomfortable as possible at all times.
Softcore pornography.
Why seeing a boob in a film is 5x better than google etc
Why people always ask to see my hand at showdown. Seen it 6 times in live poker, and 5 of them have been people asking to see my hand!
based on personal, bitter, experience I'd ALWAYS ask to see your hand at showdown...
Thats fair enough i guess! Without sounding like a dbag, play more cash! Not at Teesside atm, but not played with you in ages.
Why do people ask to see my hand? Bizarre, even had it happen in a friendly enough home game last month, its the one thing that truly annoys me. IWTSTH is there for collusion, not for info!
It actually bugs me when people don't want to show their hand when asked. If you have been called they are perfectly entitled to see it.
More and more people are mucking their hands when called instead of showing that they got caught out. I had a hand at Dtd and check called 3 weak bets thinking I had
on a jack high flop. The player flicks his cards forward and the dealer takes them in. At Dtd you have to show to claim a pot. I flipped over
and the bloke tried to get his cards back claiming Ace high.
It just fucking wastes time, if I call them I want them to just flip their cards over rather than all this wasting time of announcing what they have and having a 10 second conversation about who's got what before a winning hand is finally tabled. Turn just your cards over FFS so I can show or muck!
Yeah lol show your cards so we can muck sucker. We called coz we ain't sure we have won and are too fishy to fold.
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Girgy85
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
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Doubt it
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: smashedagain on July 04, 2012, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
thin
Doubt it
Needs more love.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: smashedagain on July 04, 2012, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
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Doubt it
Needs more love.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: smashedagain on July 04, 2012, 12:25:50 PM
Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 12:11:30 PM
Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 11:33:29 AM
Rocking upto a nightclub on student night and being told by the doorman that I was too "old" to enter
my 20yo date looked distraught
thin
Doubt it
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Yea she's thinner than me
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Tennis players wearing sweatbands.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: Simon Galloway on July 04, 2012, 10:11:48 AM
Quote from: The Camel on July 04, 2012, 03:18:38 AM
Never seen him in a movie where he DOESN'T overact terribly.
Leaving Las Vegas?
That's the film he overacts the most!!!
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Tennis players wearing sweatbands.
Why does that annoy you?
If their hands are sweaty they might lose grip of their racquet and fuck up a shot.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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July 04, 2012, 05:56:21 PM »
Unnecessary use of profanity.
People become desensitised to it, which lessens the impact when you really want to emphasize your fucking point.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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July 04, 2012, 05:59:52 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on July 04, 2012, 05:56:21 PM
Unnecessary use of profanity.
People become desensitised to it, which lessens the impact when you really want to emphasize your fucking point.
This is a good point.
When you are in the USA, they do get really shockd, especially by one word in particular.
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Re: I just don't get it!
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July 04, 2012, 06:01:33 PM »
Quote from: Woodsey on July 04, 2012, 10:27:36 AM
Quote from: rfgqqabc on July 04, 2012, 10:23:00 AM
Quote from: david3103 on July 04, 2012, 10:15:26 AM
Quote from: rfgqqabc on July 04, 2012, 09:58:16 AM
Donner meat
The guy who comes to my local casino twice a month to literally fall asleep at the table. Never seen him not look knackered.
People who force themselves into the latest Top Man/River Island clothes whilst looking as uncomfortable as possible at all times.
Softcore pornography.
Why seeing a boob in a film is 5x better than google etc
Why people always ask to see my hand at showdown. Seen it 6 times in live poker, and 5 of them have been people asking to see my hand!
based on personal, bitter, experience I'd ALWAYS ask to see your hand at showdown...
Thats fair enough i guess! Without sounding like a dbag, play more cash! Not at Teesside atm, but not played with you in ages.
Why do people ask to see my hand? Bizarre, even had it happen in a friendly enough home game last month, its the one thing that truly annoys me. IWTSTH is there for collusion, not for info!
It actually bugs me when people don't want to show their hand when asked. If you have been called they are perfectly entitled to see it.
Guy c/shoves on me on 2s5s9T board, and i call with K9 in a 3bet pot. He has T7ss and i muck on the river. Why should he see my hand?
Manage to get it in pre for £250ish each with a guy who has just locked up a seat to move to another game. I have AK, i brick, he shows QQ, i muck and he asks to see my hand? Why? Boards like JT965 the whole world knows i have AK. The valet taking my food order knew i had AK, why does he need to see? Literally doing it to spite me, its a headsup pot, i called him, why be a *****?
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Re: I just don't get it!
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Quote from: The Camel on July 04, 2012, 05:40:48 PM
Quote from: Girgy85 on July 04, 2012, 05:19:30 PM
Tennis players wearing sweatbands.
Why does that annoy you?
If their hands are sweaty they might lose grip of their racquet and fuck up a shot.
They never dry their hands always wipe brow which I thought was the point of a sweatband?
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Girgy is my new hero! - Evilpie
Think Girgy has shown the best leopard instincts in this thread and would prob survive best in the wild. Eye of the tiger that fella - Mantis
Girgy is a m'fkn machine - Daveshoelace
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