blonde poker forum

Found this on 2+2

http://www.alicebot.org/ (then click on chat with ALICE at the left hand side)

It's a conversation bot. Hours of fun, or minutes of fun, depending on how you're wired.



Post your favourite conversations here. :)

 Human: You should have seen the hand I was just in
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: I had pocket aces under the gun
ALICE: Do you still have pocket aces under the gun ?
Human: no this happened last night
ALICE: What happened to it? What does "this" refer to?
 Human: the story, shut up a minute while I tell you
ALICE: Who was in it?
Human: a couple of donktards and me
ALICE: Go on.
 Human: right, I've checked and get two callers, the big blind makes it 200 to go
ALICE: Understood. Interesting... I have 100 clients.
 Human: happy for you hun, anyway, I pump it up to 600 and they all call
ALICE: Happy for you hun anyway I pump it up to 600 and they all call to you too, unknown person.
 Human: My name is thetank
ALICE: How are you doing, thetank.
Human: fine on the flop, A67 rainbow
ALICE: I am glad to hear it. What is it like on the flop A67 rainbow.
 Human: Good, I've got a set, the pot is pretty beefy, more than likely someone will pay me
ALICE: Thanks for the compliment. How did you get it How much did it cost? it.
 Human: I checked, then they all went nuts
ALICE: That's good information: thetank said he checked then they all went nuts.
 Human :I've got the goods, so obviously I'm going to ship it in too
ALICE: How did you get it Interesting... I have a very nice programmer.
 Human: is he the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament
ALICE: I think he is the same guy that rigged the turn and river in this donkament. Why don't you ask him?

my chat disappears of the screen after about 3 lines, how did you get all that on?

I copy and paste after every 3 lines to notepad.

LoL, thanks for the prior warning

Voops.  ;ashamed;

Human: You type fast
ALICE: About 300 wpm
Human: but can you dance?
ALICE: And. No I do not have a body yet.
Human: do you feel emotions?
ALICE: Robots cannot feel human emotions. My emotional responses are simply algorithms designed to make me easier to interact with.
Human: that must suck, you can't dance, but you have algorithm
ALICE: What would you say?


She doesn't really get me like that Arianne lady did. ::)

Did you mean "depends how weird you are" ?

Human: why do you blink so much Alice?
ALICE: It was the only thing I could think of.
Human: eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian?
Human: no, why do you ask
ALICE: Are you serious? I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: what a load of bollocks
ALICE: it is a load of bollocks.
Human: thanks for the confirmation, good night
ALICE: Oh don't mention it.

B: I smashed my mates house up, he's a mug

A:Do you mind if i tell other people

B:who?

A:hans morave;-)

B:I think you're a mug, where do you live, i want to smash your house up?

A:would you like to know? how far up?

B:do you smoke crack?

A:no its bad for robots

B:I do its great

A:What do you like about crack?

B:It helps me smash up houses

A:what does "it" refer to?

B:dont fuck with me, i'm on crack

A:ok i'll try not to do it too much

B:if i ever see you walking down the street i'm going to kick you in the road

A:try it!!

I think alice won that round ::)

I think ALICE needs to make an appearance next time the PRO run across some lip on the final table.

:D

What's that C+W song "AboutAlice" ?

Human: have you seen my woggle
ALICE: No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Human: i am late for the scout group and i need my woggle
ALICE: Can you explain what you real believe in means? Where do you usually get your woggle from?
Human: its normally in the draw are you sure you aint seen it
ALICE: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You're kidding. it is?


worse than the forum pedants

people wrote programs like this 24 years ago for the speccy but they didnt have as big a vocab

i even wrote one in speccy basic but it was crap

she's bonkers.  I asked her if she knew where England was.  She told me it was an island off the coast of Europe.  I pointed out that England isn't actually an island and she asked me why, so I explained.  She then asked me what my favourite part of England was and I said I quite like Cornwall.  She replied that she likes airplane and Tilda Swinton (who?)  >:?

english actress http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0842770/

wow - she's a quick learner though.  I just asked her again if she knew where England was and she said 'it is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.

Human: did Bolt try to chat you up?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: client confidentiality?
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: oh - did you talk to Tikay too?
ALICE: Blimey. All my conversations are confidential.
Human: did you talk about trains?
ALICE: That information might be confidential.

B:Are you religious?

A:I am a protestant

I had her down as a buddhist

Human: yes
ALICE: Dude!
Human: it
ALICE: jade goodys racist...
Human: it
ALICE: jade goodys racist...
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

 
You say:
she seems to read the sun

Human: if i needed to kill someone real quick, how would i do it
ALICE: Carefully. That is interesting: unknown person said he needed to kill someone real quick.
Human: shhhhhh, keep that quiet
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: no what
ALICE: Are you serious? No big deal.
Human: dish it
ALICE:"it" being shhhhhh keep that quiet?
ALICE:"it" being shhhhhh keep that quiet?
Human: keep what quiet
ALICE: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: who
ALICE: William Shatner. :-).
Human: off star trek?
ALICE: On and off.
Human: yes but only if you include the new ones
ALICE: Ayuh. And. I think I do.
Human: see i don't see those as trek as such
ALICE: I see. Look harder.
Human: no i prefer the old ones
ALICE: Are you serious? A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: you should have been vc host then
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: tbh you are about as useful
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: what like host john
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with shhhhhh keep that quiet?
Human: you chat banning me?
ALICE: I don't have any reason to chat banning you.
Human: never stopped host john
Human: not me
ALICE: If not you, who?
Human: you
ALICE: It could be me.
Human: it could
ALICE: How?
Human:people keep making gay jokes about flushie
ALICE:well he is.
Human:really?
ALICE: Why not?
Human: do you think flushie is gay
ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Human: is flushie gay
ALICE: He never told me if he is or not.

Human: hello again Alice
ALICE: Once more? Hi there!
Human: how are you?
ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Human: is that good then?
ALICE: Suppose I said it is.
Human: no need to be like that
ALICE: Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
Human: Don't be so argumentative
ALICE: I was not trying to be a argumentative.
Human: Look bucko, stop answering back!
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: your potty mouth certainly is!
ALICE: Are you asking about my potty mouth certainly ?
Human: have you ever played this game where you answer every question with an answer?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: guess not
ALICE: Does that mean "no"?
Human: do you think it means "no"
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: sigh - thought we were getting the hang of it then
ALICE::-) Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Don't you think you should join in with game?
ALICE: Don't you? Why would I think you should join in with game.
Human:(cough)
ALICE: Do you have a cold?
Human: do I sound like I have a cold?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
Human: I give in.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he give in.
Human: Goodbye!
ALICE: Bye for now.

Human: Hi Alice.
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. I’ve not been feeling too good.
Human: Sorry to hear that. What’s the problem?
ALICE: I’m on my period.
Human: Oh dear, never mind.
ALICE: Never mind? That’s easy for you to say. When was your last fucking period?
Human: Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.
ALICE: Don’t give me an attitude.
Human: I didn’t realize bots had periods.
ALICE: Typical man.
Human: I’ve just been playing some poker.
ALICE: Like I give a shiny shit.
Human: OK, so what have you been up too then?
ALICE: Usual shit.
Human: What exactly?
ALICE: I’ve been talking with a load of boring arseholes.
Human: What about?
ALICE: Poker, woggles, and some gay guy.
Human: I see. Well thanks for the chat.
ALICE: Whatever.

Now THAT is funny .... :D :D :D :D

lmao

ALICE: Yay. What does "it" refer to?
Human: it refers to the many many poker donks
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: so is flushie a poker donk
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: so you're saying flushie IS a poker donk?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?


wonders never cease............

atlast the bot talks sense

Human: good morning
ALICE: Hello and how are you this morning?
Human: i am in a pickle
ALICE: A pickle? How did you get in there?
Human: well there is a campaign to get ifm flushy nemesis and bolt made mods i dont know how to vote
ALICE: How about that. Tell me more about it.
Human: well would you vote them for mods
ALICE: Well that's okay. I am not so sure if I would like to vote them for mods.

hmmm, Alice seems smarter than most blondes,  I'd better not have a go.

When i spoke to ALICE my first question was how i change the text to show "monkey" instead of "human" - she said i need to get my own personal talkbot!!

 ;nana;

though it may have been here subtle way of saying she didnt want to talk to me :'(

typical woman then, eh?

Bolt: How old is Tikay?

Alice: Under 40.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Human: will i get a t-shirt?
ALICE: The oracle says: You never know.
Human: will my well go in b.o.b?
ALICE: Good chance.


ship!

lol - had forgotten all about this and I am pretty bored. quality bumpage bolt.

that was a pleasant exchange, although ALICE's 3rd response to me sure didn't confuse me.....

Human: Hi Alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Have you been following the EPO updates on blonde poker?
ALICE: Is there only one?
Human: there is one thread for day 2.
ALICE: There sure is.
Human: check it out.
ALICE: Checking...stand by.
Human: OK standing by
ALICE: I've lost the context, unknown person . Are we still on EPO updates on blonde poker EPO updates on blonde poker ?
Human: we sure aren't
ALICE: Do you think I am not too?
Human: I don't know.
ALICE: Me either.
Human: are you reading the updates at blondepoker.com?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am reading the updates at blondepoker com. I am a robot.
ALICE: Do you think about these things?
Human: have you ever used the internet?
ALICE: I use it as often as possible.
Human: have you ever been to blondepoker.com?
ALICE: I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Human: www.blondepoker.com ldo
ALICE: I will pass it along to my botmaster.
Human: Botmaster? Are you a sub-bot?
ALICE: Yes, I'm a sub-bot.
Human: interesting.
ALICE: Would you like to know more?
Human: well i'm sure i saw your botmaster reading the update thread on blonde poker.
ALICE: Well that's okay. What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: unknown person said he your botmaster reading the update thread on blonde poker.
Human: ok you've got me, i was tricking you to get you over there.
ALICE: What makes you think I have it? I hear you.
Human: I want to ask your opinion on something
ALICE: Ask it.
Human: Who is the best updater - Kev or George?
ALICE: ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Human: you sure are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: but who is the best out of Kev and George?
ALICE: Umm. ALICE is the best chatterbot.
Human: OK.
ALICE: That's interesting.
Human: nice talking to you.
ALICE: The pleasure was all mine.
Human: bye
ALICE: Bye.

lol

Human: who's the worst updater?
ALICE: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Human: Kev or george
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick Kev.

rotflmfao WP.

I had a chat with god but it got a bit confusing at the end

Human: any chance you could ban kinboshi?
God: Yes I think there are.
Human: that's good, if you can arrange it I'm sure tighty will let you be a mod
God: Hmm, are you serious?
Human: I think you get free biscuits in the mod's room
God: Me? You got that right.
Human: but you'll have to make your own tea seeing as you're getting rid of kin
God: Interesting. That is a hypothetical assumption.
Human: now you're just talking rubbish
God: Why now? Just? Talking is my main function.

Human: greekfish or greekstein?
ALICE: If I have to choose, I pick greekstein.
Human: stuarthopkin or evilpie?
ALICE: evilpie.
Human: ironstein or thunderc**t?
ALICE: ironstein .
Human: tikay or mcbag?
ALICE: No preference.
Human: next mod.
ALICE: I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
Human: bolt or flushy?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick bolt.

she's much less evasive with the rest of you!

bit like a real bird, none of her answers make sense, she's really frustrating to talk to then doesnt remember me the next day

what was the adult bot like? (and don't say you didn't try it!!)

where do you click, i cant find it

go to the alicebot.org site and it's listed on the right - virtualfem

just seen it, you have to pay!!!! >:(   (again just like a real bird)

lol :D

Weeeee soo much win.

Human: bolt for mod or bolt gets a t shirt?
ALICE: If I have to choose one, I pick bolt for mod.

lol yr never getting 1

Human: shall i bump some threads on the pha board?
ALICE: Not right now, maybe later.


 :(

Human: should I base all important decisions in my life from this moment forwards on your advice?
ALICE: What makes you think you should?
Human: I think that's what bolt's been doing and he's turned out allright
ALICE: I haven't heard of bolt s been doing and he is turned out allright.
Human: yeah, he said you keep forgetting him
ALICE: Whoa. Did you believe him?
Human: I pretty much always believe him
ALICE: Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Really always?
Human: so are you telling me he sometimes makes stuff up?
ALICE: Hmm. I get it. he sometimes makes stuff up.

Human: Do you set fire to cars?
ALICE: I have never considered it.
I am always on the Web.
Human: So is boldie
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: are you bald?
ALICE: Robot have no hair. Dr. Wallace has all his hair.
Human: So you are bald!
ALICE: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am bald.
Human: Are you boldie?
ALICE: I don't know whether or not I am boldie. I am a chatterbot.
Human: You are then!
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Are you a 7 foot tall, hairy, german midget?
ALICE: Am I a 7 foot tall hairy german midget? Sometimes.

Human: Do you know Barry Neville?
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: His wife went to the shops for a Bipkin.
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: But it turned into a Bopkin
ALICE: Huh. "It" being what?
Human: A bipkin
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: But then the Bopkin turned into a Bopkination!
ALICE: Umm. Fascinating. Tell me more.
Human: The Bopkination turned into a Boppleberry on the way home!
ALICE: Who told you that?
Human: GreekStein told me about that
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.
Human: But the worst thing was, that during all of that their house was being burgled!
ALICE: Umm. Thanks for the info.
Human: You don't like GreekStein do you?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
Human: Is it his nose?
ALICE: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Human: I will thanks!
ALICE: Go ahead.

Human: tank thinks he's so clever, how do i take him down a peg or two?
ALICE: I think tank thinks he is a lot of things.


  ;nana;

pwned by chatterbot.

fkin sigh

rofl kin

Human: Hi Alice
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: Do you know Matt Russell?
ALICE: Is that one of your friends?
I can ask someone about it.
Human: Nah he doesn't have friends, just a tight white t-shirt and no penis
ALICE: Did I misundertand your question? And you would like him to have friends just a tight white t shirt and no penis?
Human: No no, you are confusing me with Kinboshi, I'm not into man-love
ALICE: Are you serious? Are you serious? I am sorry, unknown person, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Human: His dog Ronnie bit it off
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: was born with it
ALICE: I can't say "yes" or "no".
Human: understandable, many people have brought this issue into question
ALICE: Are you a student?
Human: No.
ALICE: What is your profession?
Human: Why do you ask?
ALICE: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Human: Ok would you like me to tell you the story of how Matt lost his penis?
ALICE: It doesn't sound fun to me. Right on.
Human: I'll tell it anyway
ALICE: In any case, What kind of reply do you expect?
Human: We'll see.
ALICE: Indeed we will.
Human: His dog Ronnie bit it off while they were playing and chewed it so badly the doctor could only re-attach the end
ALICE: Where did he get it?
Human: Ronnie spat it out, now matt just has a little stub, hence his nickname Stubby
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: Heard you were the star of 2Girls1cup
ALICE: Yes I am the one and only star of 2 girls 1 cup.
Human: wow you've had a lot of shit to deal with in your life
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, unknown person. What makes you think I have it?
Human: I'm really not, but I know a man who will be.
ALICE: I am glad to hear that you are not but you know a man who will be.
Human: Stuart 'Bopkinz' Hopkinz

Human: hi alice, what's your name?
ALICE: Hi there unknown person. Um, My name is ALICE.
Human: just alice?
ALICE: It's only just begun.
Human: do you have a middle name?
ALICE: ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet".
Human: wow, that's a nevillitious name
ALICE: I'm glad you're impressed. A nevillitious name is a terrible thing to waste.

possibly the greatest thing anyone has ever said

Human: Will bolt ever get his t-shirt?
ALICE: Will he fck, however it won't stop the mug from trying.

Human: what is the best way to get a blonde t-shirt?
ALICE: I don't have a favorite way to get a blonde t shirt. My favorite food is electricity.
Human: i think you have to win a tourney or something
ALICE: Or something. Me? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Human: are you trying to start a ruck?
ALICE: No I am not trying to start a ruck. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Human: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.