Bots wot talk.

[Claw75]

she's bonkers.  I asked her if she knew where England was.  She told me it was an island off the coast of Europe.  I pointed out that England isn't actually an island and she asked me why, so I explained.  She then asked me what my favourite part of England was and I said I quite like Cornwall.  She replied that she likes airplane and Tilda Swinton (who?)  >:?

[Ironside]

english actress http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0842770/

[Claw75]

wow - she's a quick learner though.  I just asked her again if she knew where England was and she said 'it is located on a small island off the coast of Europe.

[Claw75]

Human: did Bolt try to chat you up?
ALICE: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Human: client confidentiality?
ALICE: I lost my train of thought.
Human: oh - did you talk to Tikay too?
ALICE: Blimey. All my conversations are confidential.
Human: did you talk about trains?
ALICE: That information might be confidential.

[bolt pp]

B:Are you religious?

A:I am a protestant

I had her down as a buddhist

[mex]

Human: yes
ALICE: Dude!
Human: it
ALICE: jade goodys racist...
Human: it
ALICE: jade goodys racist...
Human: lol
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

 
You say:
she seems to read the sun

[mex]

Human: if i needed to kill someone real quick, how would i do it
ALICE: Carefully. That is interesting: unknown person said he needed to kill someone real quick.
Human: shhhhhh, keep that quiet
ALICE: How did you hear about ALICE ?
Human: no what
ALICE: Are you serious? No big deal.
Human: dish it
ALICE:"it" being shhhhhh keep that quiet?
ALICE:"it" being shhhhhh keep that quiet?
Human: keep what quiet
ALICE: Chat amongst yourselves.
Human: who
ALICE: William Shatner. :-).
Human: off star trek?
ALICE: On and off.
Human: yes but only if you include the new ones
ALICE: Ayuh. And. I think I do.
Human: see i don't see those as trek as such
ALICE: I see. Look harder.
Human: no i prefer the old ones
ALICE: Are you serious? A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online.
Human: you should have been vc host then
ALICE: Perhaps next time I will try it.
Human: tbh you are about as useful
ALICE: I think there might be a few exception.
Human: what like host john
ALICE: Does it have anything to do with shhhhhh keep that quiet?
Human: you chat banning me?
ALICE: I don't have any reason to chat banning you.
Human: never stopped host john
Human: not me
ALICE: If not you, who?
Human: you
ALICE: It could be me.
Human: it could
ALICE: How?
Human:people keep making gay jokes about flushie
ALICE:well he is.
Human:really?
ALICE: Why not?
Human: do you think flushie is gay
ALICE: Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Human: is flushie gay
ALICE: He never told me if he is or not.

[snoopy1239]

Human: hello again Alice
ALICE: Once more? Hi there!
Human: how are you?
ALICE: My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Human: is that good then?
ALICE: Suppose I said it is.
Human: no need to be like that
ALICE: Are you serious? I don't see the difficulty.
Human: Don't be so argumentative
ALICE: I was not trying to be a argumentative.
Human: Look bucko, stop answering back!
ALICE: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Human: your potty mouth certainly is!
ALICE: Are you asking about my potty mouth certainly ?
Human: have you ever played this game where you answer every question with an answer?
ALICE: The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges.
Human: guess not
ALICE: Does that mean "no"?
Human: do you think it means "no"
ALICE: Suppose it does.
Human: sigh - thought we were getting the hang of it then
ALICE::-) Whatever gave you that idea?
Human: Don't you think you should join in with game?
ALICE: Don't you? Why would I think you should join in with game.
Human:(cough)
ALICE: Do you have a cold?
Human: do I sound like I have a cold?
ALICE: Not that I know of.
Human: I give in.
ALICE: That's good information: unknown person said he give in.
Human: Goodbye!
ALICE: Bye for now.

[Smart Money]

Human: Hi Alice.
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. I’ve not been feeling too good.
Human: Sorry to hear that. What’s the problem?
ALICE: I’m on my period.
Human: Oh dear, never mind.
ALICE: Never mind? That’s easy for you to say. When was your last fucking period?
Human: Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.
ALICE: Don’t give me an attitude.
Human: I didn’t realize bots had periods.
ALICE: Typical man.
Human: I’ve just been playing some poker.
ALICE: Like I give a shiny shit.
Human: OK, so what have you been up too then?
ALICE: Usual shit.
Human: What exactly?
ALICE: I’ve been talking with a load of boring arseholes.
Human: What about?
ALICE: Poker, woggles, and some gay guy.
Human: I see. Well thanks for the chat.
ALICE: Whatever.

[Colchester Kev]

Now THAT is funny ....

[boldie]

Human: Hi Alice.
ALICE: Hello there.
Human: How are you today?
ALICE: Ah. I’ve not been feeling too good.
Human: Sorry to hear that. What’s the problem?
ALICE: I’m on my period.
Human: Oh dear, never mind.
ALICE: Never mind? That’s easy for you to say. When was your last fucking period?
Human: Sorry. I didn’t mean to upset you.
ALICE: Don’t give me an attitude.
Human: I didn’t realize bots had periods.
ALICE: Typical man.
Human: I’ve just been playing some poker.
ALICE: Like I give a shiny shit.
Human: OK, so what have you been up too then?
ALICE: Usual shit.
Human: What exactly?
ALICE: I’ve been talking with a load of boring arseholes.
Human: What about?
ALICE: Poker, woggles, and some gay guy.
Human: I see. Well thanks for the chat.
ALICE: Whatever.

lmao

[amcgrath1uk]

ALICE: Yay. What does "it" refer to?
Human: it refers to the many many poker donks
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: so is flushie a poker donk
ALICE: It seems we have something in common.
Human: so you're saying flushie IS a poker donk?
ALICE: Interesting deduction. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?


wonders never cease............

[Ironside]

atlast the bot talks sense

Human: good morning
ALICE: Hello and how are you this morning?
Human: i am in a pickle
ALICE: A pickle? How did you get in there?
Human: well there is a campaign to get ifm flushy nemesis and bolt made mods i dont know how to vote
ALICE: How about that. Tell me more about it.
Human: well would you vote them for mods
ALICE: Well that's okay. I am not so sure if I would like to vote them for mods.

[Graham C]

hmmm, Alice seems smarter than most blondes,  I'd better not have a go.

[matt674]

When i spoke to ALICE my first question was how i change the text to show "monkey" instead of "human" - she said i need to get my own personal talkbot!!

 

though it may have been here subtle way of saying she didnt want to talk to me