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The Event will be cancelled if Mad produces another bloody song.


If not, see you there, on Virgin 8pm

Registration open from 5, same password as before

Spoilsport!!  :)

its ok the mugs have a new team song

it starts off with a knock knock joke

anyone want to join in?

THE DOOKERS ARE HERE. LETS US IN:)

who's there?

;cheerleader; good luck dookers!  ;cheerleader;

I shall be relying on my team mates tonight as per usual I suspect. I have registered but am just on the way out to Tesco's in order to stock up for a night of celebration to myself.

As some of you know I changed my career quite late and went back to university when i was 30. I worked full time and studied part time getting an honours degree in Accountancy. I then got a job with Sky and have been sitting my profesionall accountancy exams for the last 3 years. This was okay but I must admit over the last year or so (possibly the time i have been playing poker  ;D)I have found it incredibly hard to focus and get motivated for these exams.

At the ripe age of 39 I have now eventually passed my final exam and no longer have the prospect of using up my holiday's to sit in a library.

The thought of no more exams makes me so happy that anyone can put a beat on me tonight and i won't give a monkey's.

GO LEVERAGE BUT I'LL PROBABLY BE DRUNK BY 8!!

Well done Eck, one of my family members did this course later in life too, she did it part time but in the last year it has rewarded her greatly...enjoy your night.

The shortbread dookers are on top
More by luck than cards on the flop
The play their poker in blinkers
And can be classed as proper stinkers

Team lever are in second place
And Kev has egg on his face
He plays most strong, perfect but sad
But if you believe that you’re bloody mad

Team Silo are third , doing their best
But ripple needs more help from the rest
This team is sliding, cards are all bull
They’ll end up last if they’re not careful

Now the Dogs are sublime, their poker is GREAT
The team is together , working each night at eight
Lock up your daughters tonight, shut the door
And let loose the Dogs Of War

Team Bluffer gives rise to plenty of scope
To see a team that clearly can’t cope
And when it’s all over – the job for Bluffer
Is back to Hollywood as the junior Fluffer

Modaments – now where do I start
With Tightend that genial upstart
He regales his team with stories of old
That get retold, retold and retold

Now OfficePoker with drugs on the shelf
Dispensed with aplomb by the captain himself
They are going to creep down the table
Unless they stay sober enough to be able

King Poker – have not yet moved into top gear
That has something to do with how they appear
They would whinge, even when having a bath
But play poker – you’re having a laugh

The whackers are in steep decline
Losing their stacks most of the time
An important point they need to take
A flush beats a pair for heavens sake

Now Ironside (Mugs to the plebs)
Is packed full of poker celebs
However they need some direction
Their game needs a lethal injection

Northern boys are not at the races
It comes from wearing turnups & braces
They might move up a position or three
But they have to be sober, not out of their tree

Donkaments are by far the strongest team
Supporting the rest from back it would seem
They need to get a grip, firm hand and tight rein
Because the wooden spoon is theirs to claim

Now lets have a good clean fight tonight on Virgin
Lets be civil, polite with good manners, no sin
Keep an eye on the Dogs we will play clean
But I could be lying, you know what I mean

GOOD LUCK ALL

Nice one Eck.   :cheers:

The_Duke

;tightend;

Very good ....x

marvellous


did I ever tell you the one about....

I'm off to play table tennis so the wife is going to play for me.
So i'll expect she'll do better than me, no all in's with 6 9 suited. ;0)

Well done Eck. you mustr be so proud of yourself. The more beer you drink the better tonight:) And have one on the Dookers :)

Still unable to deposit on virgin,

I deposited into my neteller account, then tried to transfer to virgin but it says "neteller account already in use with other user"   So i must of set up another virgin account the last time blonde and vigin had a promo but i have forgotten all my log in details (you need ya user name in order to recieve ya password and i dont know either)


Sorry team.

The only stink that you smell off the DOOKERS is roses:) People try to berate us, bring us down. But we know we are the most class act in town:)

SHORTBREAD DOOKERS FOR LIFE,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

 ;tightend; the duke excellent piece of poetry there


WTG Eck very well done!  ;topman;

they have a freephone number give them a call


sorted within seconds

Can u transfer between players on Virgin -- if you find out how I can give you $6

Rushed home for no reason, virgin shuts down registration minutes before kick off time! Why?

You don't get to be a virgin without putting up unneccesary barriers to entry.

Thanks for the offer mate but apparently transfers arent allowed

Kev......................


Kev...............


LOL, off to update the spreadsheet!   ;D

How'd you manage to get blinded out in 20 minutes?  Surely you didn't actually play a hand in that time.

"Play" overstates it somewhat.

:dontask:

shafted again by a mug who calls an extra 650 preflop with q 10....waste of time

go get em mugs

Sorry team but after a very physical rugby training session, im down and out in a heap on my bed with a bad neck and bad thumb so couldnt make tonight.
Good luck reenot and andrew if ur in, i forgot about jims problems with depositing and assumed 3 would be in anyway, sorry about that, we definately need a 5th man in the transfer week at end of month.

1st hand run KK into AA for half my stack.

wee one is complaining of sore head and then is sick so we take her up to the doc's. (seems to be just a fever hopefully) get back AT in cut off with 10bb's i push hoping to pick up blinds BB has KK. GN and GL  :'(

Well told you i was relying on my team mates tonight and they haven't let me down so far!! only bummer not even smelt a glass of wine yet....

***heads of to fridge****

Well some fish re-raised my A 9 with JJ, and flushed... damm u.. Sorry team, crap play tonight by me...

Sorry team, I imploded.

;ashamed;

woooooooooooo hooooo GEO wtg on 1st hun.

Very well played by all and a fab final table.



Mary
xx

Geo, what can I say? What a great game you played:) I got lost in myself and started chanting for you! Maybe itS because i knew the DOOKERS were STILL OUT IN FRONT AND WINNING THE LEAGUE!!!!!!. Well done buddy:)



DOOKERS FOR LIFE

AND IF YOU DOUBTED IT???

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMZJMOoZHzo

 :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:

Thanks ladies, carried a lot of luck but again a very enjoyable night and agree the final table was so much fun.

Geo

 ;first;

Nice one Geo..x

Good job you don't have anything better to do  ;applause;