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Title: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 05:46:10 AM
We have temporarily closed the Facility to open new Accounts on the blonde Forum.

Overnight, we suffered a multi new-Account Flaming attack, & received countless Posts from new, anonymous, Members, (all from the same individual, we assume) making serious accusations of financial fraud against a blonde. These attacks came from overseas. I, & other blonde Staff, also received a barrage of e-Mails to similar effect.

Once we have enough Mods back Online, on Wednesday, such that we can monitor new Accounts, the facility to open new Forum Accounts will be re-enabled.

The allegations do not suggest that any blondes were the victims of the alleged misdemeanour. It's not really a blonde matter, insofar as we can ascertain.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 02:22:03 PM

The New Member Registration Facility has now been re-enabled.

We understand from sources that the "attack" will resume shortly, & we will deal with it as we see fit, if & when it does.

I'm really not at all sure why blonde are being targeted in this matter. The Member is "dormant", & we can neither endorse nor condone what Members do "off blonde".

The weather's better today, though.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: totalise on April 02, 2008, 02:45:17 PM
the reason why blonde specifically is being attacked is that you and Dave Colclough have (had?... he did call Dave his mentor) close relations to the person in question, and the fact that this guy has used his reputation to abuse peoples bankrolls for financial gain leaves a sour taste in their mouths. A gentle urging to the unmentionable person to clear his debt might be a reasonable idea.



Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: New Shawboy on April 02, 2008, 02:47:09 PM
His name is Brian Wilson.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Colchester Kev on April 02, 2008, 02:48:25 PM
His name is Brian Wilson.


 ;karabiner; Good good good ... good vibrations ;karabiner;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Graham C on April 02, 2008, 02:49:27 PM
I don't see how everyone from PTP joining here and posting is going to help things though.   It's certainly not doing blonde any favours and it's not giving a good impression of PTP.   


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 02:49:48 PM
His name is Brian Wilson.

We've been deleting any new posts that go into specifics though and make allegations that we cannot prove or disprove. This is no different from how we treat any post involving "flaming" or allegations about any member

Please ask people on your forum to post calmly and reasonably on here.

This is nothing to do with blonde poker, bar that the individual concerned is one of over 8,000 posters.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: New Shawboy on April 02, 2008, 02:50:29 PM
Is he active on this site?  He was last logged in just a couple days ago.

He stole thousands of dollars.  It's not a n00b rolling for $5 or anything like that.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: New Shawboy on April 02, 2008, 02:53:12 PM

http://forum.parttimepoker.com/showthread.php?t=210781 - His staking rail where he posts his hands as flopit20 (wikipedia confirms this is his pokerstars screenname)

http://forum.parttimepoker.com/showp...&postcount=158 - His PM to backers on January 20th saying they will receive a transfer the following week.

http://forum.parttimepoker.com/showp...7&postcount=34 - His reply to THEMONEYCARD on the blondepoker forums on March 22nd after he messaged him, stating he would take care of this asap, obv didn't


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 02:54:13 PM
Is he active on this site?  He was last logged in just a couple days ago.

He stole thousands of dollars.  It's not a n00b rolling for $5 or anything like that.


You see, we are going to delete stuff like this. I leave it up for the purposes of illustration. We do this about any individual, we don't want it on the forum

Yes he was last logged in on March 29th and last posted on March 22nd and before that in January


the matter is nothing to do with blonde Poker


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ginger on April 02, 2008, 02:55:31 PM
I've tried to post a reply on the thread on PTP, but they aren't letting me post....


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ipwnzeryou on April 02, 2008, 02:56:40 PM
 Ahrt Aspades

Flop  Td Td Td

Do u fold to an all in?



Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 02:57:21 PM
His name is Brian Wilson.

Yes, you mentioned that, several times Sir.

Brian is a "dormant" Member of blonde, & does not Post on here these days, and has not done for a very long time, so far as I am aware.

I'm not entirely sure what you expect blonde to do about this, or why you are targeting us. He lives in America,we are in the UK. Our paths never cross. We don't know where he lives, or what he does. We have 8,000+ Members, & they do their own thing.

I hope it gets sorted, but bombarding blonde with Posts about the matter is not going to solve anything, & has caused the Staff here a great deal of un-necessary work.

But you are entitled to make Posts, & as long as they are blonde-compliant, they can stay, but if the blonde rules on flaming or trolling are breached, we shall take action.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 02:58:18 PM
Ahrt Aspades

Flop  Td Td Td

Do u fold to an all in?


I'd ask for a deck with only one Td.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: totalise on April 02, 2008, 02:58:36 PM
tightend is right in that its not a blonde matter

the best way to think about it would be... you on PTP had that rancid animal Steve something that faked an illness to get money, lets say he came on here and rolled for $x,xxx... would you guys think it was fair game if blonde members flooded your site insulting and complaining about it? would you just say "well thats fine as far as I am concerned"... or would you think that it was unreasonable behaviour.





Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: New Shawboy on April 02, 2008, 02:59:35 PM
Fair enough.  My intent was never to flame.  

But if someone from this site came to PTP and posted that a member of ours was a roller who had left this site, I would think it would be doing us a service.  I wouldn't think of it as a flame attack (as long as relevant links and information were supplied.....i.e. not a baseless accusation)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ipwnzeryou on April 02, 2008, 02:59:54 PM
Ahrt Aspades

Flop  Td Td Td

Do u fold to an all in?


I'd ask for a deck with only one Td.

lol i meant  Tc Td Th obviously


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ifm on April 02, 2008, 03:01:56 PM
Total for mod!

There is a post somewhere by Dave Colclough basically saying a certain person had abused their relationship regarding money and they were no longer friends.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ginger on April 02, 2008, 03:02:28 PM
Ahrt Aspades

Flop  Td Td Td

Do u fold to an all in?


I'd ask for a deck with only one Td.

lol i meant  Tc Td Th obviously

You might want to try asking on the Hand Analysis Board....


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 03:03:33 PM
Fair enough.  My intent was never to flame. 

But if someone from this site came to PTP and posted that a member of ours was a roller who had left this site, I would think it would be doing us a service.  I wouldn't think of it as a flame attack (as long as relevant links and information were supplied.....i.e. not a baseless accusation)

I accept this, and thank you for the links

at 4am UK time last night, to be bombard by a load of posts without the links/clarification wasn't too helpful

Good luck in resolving the issue


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ipwnzeryou on April 02, 2008, 03:04:04 PM
Ahrt Aspades

Flop  Td Td Td

Do u fold to an all in?


I'd ask for a deck with only one Td.

lol i meant  Tc Td Th obviously

You might want to try asking on the Hand Analysis Board....

sorry im new here


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 03:04:23 PM
the reason why blonde specifically is being attacked is that you and Dave Colclough have (had?... he did call Dave his mentor) close relations to the person in question, and the fact that this guy has used his reputation to abuse peoples bankrolls for financial gain leaves a sour taste in their mouths. A gentle urging to the unmentionable person to clear his debt might be a reasonable idea.



I do not believe Dave Colclough currently has any relationship with Brian, & Dave is also not active on blonde these days, either as a Poster, or involved in it's Management, though he does still own a substantial shareholding in blonde.

I have not seen or spoken to Brian for over 2 years. He has changed his Cell & e-Addyy, so I have no means of contact.

So yes, I can see where you are coming from Nick, but I don't see how blonde or myself can assist, or intervene.

In short, it's nothing to do with us what a dormant blonde Member does. I'm told he may have Posted once or twice recently, but I don't think his Post Count in the last 18 months exceeds 5 or 6.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ifm on April 02, 2008, 03:05:45 PM
Monday July 2nd
… well I have finally picked my chin up enough to finish this blog entry.
I never won a hand on day 2 and had a succession of bad situations. Eventually I busted just 3 from the money. The $22,000 would have made the bankroll a lot healthier to put it mildly. I wasn’t really playing for a minor placing though. I was much more interested in the serious money at the final table.
I am desperately disappointed to have built a good chip stack in so many competitions in this year’s WSOP. I feel somewhere I should converted one of this into a final table. My finishing is usually quite good given the opportunity, so in many ways it is a surprising disappointment.

Tuesday July 3rd
Well that’s about it for this years WSOP. I wont be playing again before the main event, where I am playing on day 1a. The $1000 mega satellites are tempting but I’m not really in the mood for the chaos of the Rio before the main event.
Another disappointment has been the loss of a friend in Brian Wilson who has fallen foul of the gambling sickness and taken advantage of the good nature of his friends.
However, on the bright side, it’s been sunny every day, no sign of floods. I have been working out every day and I am fitter and healthier than I’ve been since I left school. I can’t quite nail a date with a Lacey Jones or any other similarly attractive Vegas female but I guess there’s time yet! Despite all the trauma, I have enjoyed the trip. As I said earlier…this is Vegas baby!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 03:10:33 PM
Total for mod!

There is a post somewhere by Dave Colclough basically saying a certain person had abused their relationship regarding money and they were no longer friends.

That's correct Ian, it was about a year or so ago, at WSOP time last year I believe.








Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 03:10:58 PM
I'm confused...  ;carlocitrone;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: totalise on April 02, 2008, 03:12:43 PM
the reason why blonde specifically is being attacked is that you and Dave Colclough have (had?... he did call Dave his mentor) close relations to the person in question, and the fact that this guy has used his reputation to abuse peoples bankrolls for financial gain leaves a sour taste in their mouths. A gentle urging to the unmentionable person to clear his debt might be a reasonable idea.



I do not believe Dave Colclough currently has any relationship with Brian, & Dave is also not active on blonde these days, either as a Poster, or involved in it's Management, though he does still own a substantial shareholding in blonde.

I have not seen or spoken to Brian for over 2 years. He has changed his Cell & e-Addyy, so I have no means of contact.

So yes, I can see where you are coming from Nick, but I don't see how blonde or myself can assist, or intervene.

In short, it's nothing to do with us what a dormant blonde Member does. I'm told he may have Posted once or twice recently, but I don't think his Post Count in the last 18 months exceeds 5 or 6.

you are right that its not your concern, and there is no way it should be,  I was just saying where they are coming from with their posts on here, justified or not.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 03:15:54 PM

I do not want our stance of fence-sitting in this instance to be construed as condoning the action of nipping or rolling folks for money. I don't, & we don't.

But this has nothing to do with blonde, it's over in America, & we/I have enough of this sort of thing to contend with already in our own back garden, because the practice is rife over here. It happens here a LOT, & I seem to be used as the conduit for aggrieved Parties to air their tales of woe. If it's over here, & it involves blondes, yes, I get involved, & lobby for settlement, or the scammers to desist. But there's a limit to what blonde can be responsible for, & this is way out of our & my orbit.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: AndrewT on April 02, 2008, 03:16:16 PM
I hope all these new PTP members have got an email from Kev telling them about the LOYALTY SCHEME.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 03:18:23 PM
the reason why blonde specifically is being attacked is that you and Dave Colclough have (had?... he did call Dave his mentor) close relations to the person in question, and the fact that this guy has used his reputation to abuse peoples bankrolls for financial gain leaves a sour taste in their mouths. A gentle urging to the unmentionable person to clear his debt might be a reasonable idea.



I do not believe Dave Colclough currently has any relationship with Brian, & Dave is also not active on blonde these days, either as a Poster, or involved in it's Management, though he does still own a substantial shareholding in blonde.

I have not seen or spoken to Brian for over 2 years. He has changed his Cell & e-Addyy, so I have no means of contact.

So yes, I can see where you are coming from Nick, but I don't see how blonde or myself can assist, or intervene.

In short, it's nothing to do with us what a dormant blonde Member does. I'm told he may have Posted once or twice recently, but I don't think his Post Count in the last 18 months exceeds 5 or 6.

you are right that its not your concern, and there is no way it should be,  I was just saying where they are coming from with their posts on here, justified or not.


Yes, I understand, thank you.

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 03:21:04 PM
I hope all these new PTP members have got an email from Kev telling them about the LOYALTY SCHEME.

The "what" scheme?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 03:24:58 PM

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......

It's like the booder/boldie syndrome.  I often get quantify and totalise confused.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: totalise on April 02, 2008, 03:26:16 PM
the reason why blonde specifically is being attacked is that you and Dave Colclough have (had?... he did call Dave his mentor) close relations to the person in question, and the fact that this guy has used his reputation to abuse peoples bankrolls for financial gain leaves a sour taste in their mouths. A gentle urging to the unmentionable person to clear his debt might be a reasonable idea.



I do not believe Dave Colclough currently has any relationship with Brian, & Dave is also not active on blonde these days, either as a Poster, or involved in it's Management, though he does still own a substantial shareholding in blonde.

I have not seen or spoken to Brian for over 2 years. He has changed his Cell & e-Addyy, so I have no means of contact.

So yes, I can see where you are coming from Nick, but I don't see how blonde or myself can assist, or intervene.

In short, it's nothing to do with us what a dormant blonde Member does. I'm told he may have Posted once or twice recently, but I don't think his Post Count in the last 18 months exceeds 5 or 6.

you are right that its not your concern, and there is no way it should be,  I was just saying where they are coming from with their posts on here, justified or not.


Yes, I understand, thank you.

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......

haha i dont know! i remember a blonde update where someone said congrats to nick 'totalise' slade for scooping a nice prize. Coincidence indeed!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 03:27:47 PM

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......

It's like the booder/boldie syndrome.  I often get quantify and totalise confused.

booder/Boldie syndrome?...Que?...Booder is a cranky old man and ...oh yeah I see where you're coming from now


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: totalise on April 02, 2008, 03:28:51 PM

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......

It's like the booder/boldie syndrome.  I often get quantify and totalise confused.

sick insult, you are heartless =(


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ariston on April 02, 2008, 03:29:21 PM
simple mind trick where quantity and total are similar so people can easily get the names mixed up subconsciously


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 03:29:39 PM

To correct an earlier comment I made, I said Brian Wilson was a "dormant" Member. In fact, I've now been informed that he was active as recently as January - about 3 months ago - which I was not aware of. I apologise for misleading anyone, but I still consider him semi-dormant, & I or we cannot hold responsibility for his alleged actions.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 03:30:01 PM
simple mind trick where quantity and total are similar so people can easily get the names mixed up subconsciously

that's the one


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 03:30:58 PM
simple mind trick where quantity and total are similar so people can easily get the names mixed up subconsciously

yeah it tricks the simpler minds amongst us quite easily.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 03:31:29 PM
Timothy gets confused and calls Boldie 'Baldie'...dunno where he got that idea from.

For all the new members to Blonde... ;welcome;  Now that you're here, you might want to check the place out.  Loads of good stuff all around the site.  There's even a live update of the EPT happening which can be found here:

http://blondepoker.com/forum/index.php?topic=32490.0


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 03:37:01 PM
The clinic laundry room electrics have fused and I am having to take lots of washing home to wash and tumble.

I blame Blonde for this. I will be writing personally to several members to voice my disappointment that blonde hasn't already taken responsibilty for this and banned Ariston whose name is the same as the washing machine that fused the electrics in the first place. I demand action however remote the connection is to my complaint.   ;grr;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 03:38:41 PM
Get in line   rotflmfao


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ariston on April 02, 2008, 03:38:51 PM
simple mind trick where quantity and total are similar so people can easily get the names mixed up subconsciously

yeah it tricks the simpler minds amongst us quite easily.

quite the opposite actually where a simple mind wouldnt make that connection. More intelligent/ deep thinking people get names mixed up because of this where as the simpler minds just remember what they see


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: SuffolkPunch on April 02, 2008, 03:40:10 PM
The clinic laundry room electrics have fused and I am having to take lots of washing home to wash and tumble.

I blame Blonde for this. I will be writing personally to several members to voice my disappointment that blonde hasn't already taken responsibilty for this and banned Ariston whose name is the same as the washing machine that fused the electrics in the first place. I demand action however remote the connection is to my complaint.   ;grr;

That's very funny. Although in your line of work I'm not sure I'd want to take the laundry home. Eeeeuuuuuwwwww




Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ariston on April 02, 2008, 03:40:31 PM
The clinic laundry room electrics have fused and I am having to take lots of washing home to wash and tumble.

I blame Blonde for this. I will be writing personally to several members to voice my disappointment that blonde hasn't already taken responsibilty for this and banned Ariston whose name is the same as the washing machine that fused the electrics in the first place. I demand action however remote the connection is to my complaint.   ;grr;

a woman moaning about a washing machine? .......must resist implusles, dont do it russ ;)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 03:46:40 PM
The clinic laundry room electrics have fused and I am having to take lots of washing home to wash and tumble.

I blame Blonde for this. I will be writing personally to several members to voice my disappointment that blonde hasn't already taken responsibilty for this and banned Ariston whose name is the same as the washing machine that fused the electrics in the first place. I demand action however remote the connection is to my complaint.   ;grr;

a woman moaning about a washing machine? .......must resist implusles, dont do it russ ;)

You still here? Does no one read my PM's??


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: boldie on April 02, 2008, 03:53:11 PM
simple mind trick where quantity and total are similar so people can easily get the names mixed up subconsciously

yeah it tricks the simpler minds amongst us quite easily.

quite the opposite actually where a simple mind wouldnt make that connection. More intelligent/ deep thinking people get names mixed up because of this where as the simpler minds just remember what they see

lol sigh :)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: booder on April 02, 2008, 03:53:38 PM

PS - why did I refer to you as "Nick"? Freudian slip there......

It's like the booder/boldie syndrome.  I often get quantify and totalise confused.

booder/Boldie syndrome?...Que?...Booder is a cranky old man and ...oh yeah I see where you're coming from now

lol sigh


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 03:55:14 PM
^^^^^^

lmao - posted too close together to be planned, surely?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ariston on April 02, 2008, 03:58:08 PM
how come that guys got 2 accounts? i thought blonde only allowed 1 per person- ban him


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: kinboshi on April 02, 2008, 05:00:39 PM
how come that guys got 2 accounts? i thought blonde only allowed 1 per person- ban him

LOL - ban both of them...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 05:04:48 PM
I'm confused...  ;carlocitrone;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ACE2M on April 02, 2008, 05:16:29 PM
i can't read the threads on ptp for some reason. Quick rundown somebody? Mr Wilson got staked and did a runner with the money i presume? Perhaps on the misguided basis of his wsop bracelet?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Indestructable on April 02, 2008, 05:19:07 PM
Interesting. Nothing to do with Blonde, but interesting.  ;popcorn;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Karabiner on April 02, 2008, 05:27:36 PM
i can't read the threads on ptp for some reason. Quick rundown somebody? Mr Wilson got staked and did a runner with the money i presume? Perhaps on the misguided basis of his wsop bracelet?

And his buddy-buddyness with a couple of well known blondes.....


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Acidmouse on April 02, 2008, 05:30:43 PM
He creamed loads of people from that site and they are going around like a pack of hungry wolves seeking him out for justice, whatever form that might take it seems the end outcome will be bad for Mr Wilson.

I think telling all their members to spam a forum because he was a member there is a little 'ott' but I read their forums and understand they have moved on to the next place they 'think' he may hangout.

Karma police...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 05:58:46 PM
thanks Acid, does anyone know the full detaills?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 06:03:24 PM
thanks Acid, does anyone know the full detaills?

I don't Phil, but there are loads of Links around to an American (I assume) Poker Forum.

A blonde Mod has Posted on there this afternoon, making our (blonde's) position in the matter clear, so I hope that'll be an end to it as far as these new-Member "attacks" on blonde are concerned. I had 7 bloody e-Mails about it, too, from the aggrieved party or parties! Not sure how I got roped in.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 06:06:40 PM
thanks Acid, does anyone know the full detaills?

I don't Phil, but there are loads of Links around to an American (I assume) Poker Forum.

A blonde Mod has Posted on there this afternoon, making our (blonde's) position in the matter clear, so I hope that'll be an end to it as far as these new-Member "attacks" on blonde are concerned. I had 7 bloody e-Mails about it, too, from the aggrieved party or parties! Not sure how I got roped in.

yes coming here and blaming all and sundry is out of order for sure, as Tighty says if it was the other way round and we all decided to swamp them with posts blming them it would be seen as poor. Im worried about Brian and would just like to know what exactly has happened.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 06:10:47 PM

I gather from a good source, though I've not seen it, & have no intention of going looking for it, that Members of a Poker Forum in the USA are all a bit het up about Brian. As a result, they have decided, mob-handed, to all sign up to blonde to register their protest. I think we had 6 or 8 New Members sign up for this purpose overnight & today.

That'll solve everything, of course.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ACE2M on April 02, 2008, 06:11:17 PM
surely they have to accept a level of risk when staking people they don't know?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 06:13:17 PM
surely they have to accept a level of risk when staking people they don't know?

So Brian has been staked and done what, not returned what they are due or simply lost the cash and not responded to them?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ACE2M on April 02, 2008, 06:21:49 PM
surely they have to accept a level of risk when staking people they don't know?

So Brian has been staked and done what, not returned what they are due or simply lost the cash and not responded to them?

not sure of exact details, can't read the threads for some reason


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ifm on April 02, 2008, 06:22:49 PM

I gather from a good source, though I've not seen it, & have no intention of going looking for it, that Members of a Poker Forum in the USA are all a bit het up about Brian. As a result, they have decided, mob-handed, to all sign up to blonde to register their protest. I think we had 6 or 8 New Members sign up for this purpose overnight & today.

That'll solve everything, of course.

More members = more banner revenue = a happy Tighty


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 06:24:41 PM

I gather from a good source, though I've not seen it, & have no intention of going looking for it, that Members of a Poker Forum in the USA are all a bit het up about Brian. As a result, they have decided, mob-handed, to all sign up to blonde to register their protest. I think we had 6 or 8 New Members sign up for this purpose overnight & today.

That'll solve everything, of course.

More members = more banner revenue = a happy Tighty

every cloud.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 06:25:22 PM
though quite what they will make of being invited to nottingham for a bash in May, as they will be soon by newsletter, I am not sure


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 06:30:34 PM
Maybe they could sue the record company in an attempt to recover their money  ;whistle;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Karabiner on April 02, 2008, 06:51:49 PM
though quite what they will make of being invited to nottingham for a bash in May, as they will be soon by newsletter, I am not sure

Well if they think that BW may be attending....


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 02, 2008, 06:52:23 PM
though quite what they will make of being invited to nottingham for a bash in May, as they will be soon by newsletter, I am not sure

Well if they think that BW may be attending....


he's not on the list.

Yet.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 07:04:21 PM
Ive read the thread and its still not clear with regard to the facts, Either way tho these guys seem to have a genuine grievance, Im just a bit surprised they have decided to bombard this forum, what is that going to achieve?

Still it looks like an interesting forum, maybe you should ban em all for spamming their forum anyway  :)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 07:06:46 PM

Still it looks like an interesting forum, maybe you should ban em all for spamming their forum anyway  :)

I lol'd!

Anyone still want a quick precis or am I not allowed?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 07:12:18 PM

Still it looks like an interesting forum, maybe you should ban em all for spamming their forum anyway  :)

I lol'd!

Anyone still want a quick precis or am I not allowed?

If possible mate it would be good to know what exactly has happened, If thats ok with the mods that is.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: booder on April 02, 2008, 07:15:15 PM
i have recently been fortunate enough to come into a substantial amount of money. if anybody needs staking please contact me.  thanks.


EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT1 Plough Place,London EC4A 1DEUNITED KINGDOM(Customer Services)
 Dear Beneficiary, This is to inform you that you have been chosen By the Board oftrustees of the above European Prize Award Department as one of the final recipients of a Cash Donation.
 As a category B winner, you have been selected by computer balloting system where only email addresses are soughted, from a total numbers of 30,000 email addresses drawn from all over the globe
. After an automated computer ballot of our International Promotions Program consequently won in the second Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$1,500,000.00 incash. You are required to Contact the Executive Secretary below for confirmation. Your Qualification numbers are: (A-121-637, G-01-06) **********************************Executive Secretary,Mr,David NelsonLottery Co-ordinator,TEL:+44-702-405-8235FAX:+44-870-471-4393.EMAIL:europeanprizeaward_claims@yahoo.co.uk**********************************
Your are advice to provide him with the following bellow:Names:Age:Tel :Fax:Nationality:Occupation:Qualification No: Yours Sincerely,Mrs. Becky Owen.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Grier78 on April 02, 2008, 07:30:40 PM
i have recently been fortunate enough to come into a substantial amount of money. if anybody needs staking please contact me.  thanks.


EUROPEAN PRIZE AWARD DEPT1 Plough Place,London EC4A 1DEUNITED KINGDOM(Customer Services)
 Dear Beneficiary, This is to inform you that you have been chosen By the Board oftrustees of the above European Prize Award Department as one of the final recipients of a Cash Donation.
 As a category B winner, you have been selected by computer balloting system where only email addresses are soughted, from a total numbers of 30,000 email addresses drawn from all over the globe
. After an automated computer ballot of our International Promotions Program consequently won in the second Category.
You have therefore been awarded a lump sum pay out of US$1,500,000.00 incash. You are required to Contact the Executive Secretary below for confirmation. Your Qualification numbers are: (A-121-637, G-01-06) **********************************Executive Secretary,Mr,David NelsonLottery Co-ordinator,TEL:+44-702-405-8235FAX:+44-870-471-4393.EMAIL:europeanprizeaward_claims@yahoo.co.uk**********************************
Your are advice to provide him with the following bellow:Names:Age:Tel :Fax:Nationality:Occupation:Qualification No: Yours Sincerely,Mrs. Becky Owen.

I would have thought that the European Prize Award Department would give out prizes in Euros! But at least our taxes are being well spent.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: AndrewT on April 02, 2008, 07:32:13 PM
Ive read the thread and its still not clear with regard to the facts, Either way tho these guys seem to have a genuine grievance, Im just a bit surprised they have decided to bombard this forum, what is that going to achieve?

One of the guys there had a PM exchange with Brian on Blonde a couple of weeks ago wondering where the money was and Brian's reply said 'as far as I know that was sent over a month ago....let me findout...its a long story...i was out of the country and another person was playing my acct....i will make sure it is taken care of asap....thanks for letting me know.....i was told the money was sent back and I never got any more emails about it....'

With no further contact from Brian they decided to bring it to our wider attention.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 07:34:43 PM
I'll post it and if it is out of line they can delete it - they have proven skill in this area!  :P

ThePersonInQuestion comes to PTP - "Hello everybody I am **********, Bracelet winning poker player (I will not roll), writing an article on staking and money behind poker. I will become an excellent member of this site (I will not roll) for my research and it looks like fun. I am also mates/mentored by Dave Colclogh (I will not roll) and a member of Blonde forums (I will not roll). Here are my wikipedia and pocketfives entries (I will not roll).

Let's try this Buy A Piece thing out. I will play x games in this month for which I will need $4500.

PTP members (including me) - Here is $4500 ThePersonInQuestion, gl!!

A month later - PTP members - Hey ThePersonInQuestion, you have only played about $600 worth of games, what's going on?

ThePersonInQuestion - Sorry, hectic life, I'll get onto it now. Let's win some money!!

Some time later... PTP members - Anyone seen ThePersonInQuestion?

A while after all of this a PTP member signed up to Blonde and sent ThePersonInQuestion a PM. His response was that he had organised someone to log in and pay back for him and that he would be on the week after to rectify it. He logged onto PTP and sent a similar message to investors. We have not heard from him since. As he was seen to be active here, a bunch of PTP members came here and started threads regarding him in the hope that he would see them or someone would tell him about them, trying to get a message to him that we are still waiting for him.

Now we all know the sayings like buyer beware etc etc. But by the same token if someone has an inkling of how to get in touch with him then they will follow that up. Normally on PTP it is harder to raise that amount of money as a new member, you would need a heller rep and references as a noob, but some of us were seduced by the bracelet and the contacts he claimed. Someone who has been there for some time and shown trustworthiness by shipping winnings and stakes to investors/horses time after time would be more likely to raise these kinds of funds and do so often. ThePersonInQuestion rolled and people are trying to encourage him to pay back.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 07:39:59 PM
I'll post it and if it is out of line they can delete it - they have proven skill in this area! :p

ThePersonInQuestion comes to PTP - "Hello everybody I am **********, Bracelet winning poker player (I will not roll), writing an article on staking and money behind poker. I will become an excellent member of this site (I will not roll) for my research and it looks like fun. I am also mates/mentored by Dave Colclogh (I will not roll) and a member of Blonde forums (I will not roll). Here are my wikipedia and pocketfives entries (I will not roll).

Let's try this Buy A Piece thing out. I will play x games in this month for which I will need $4500.

PTP members (including me) - Here is $4500 ThePersonInQuestion, gl!!

A month later - PTP members - Hey ThePersonInQuestion, you have only played about $600 worth of games, what's going on?

ThePersonInQuestion - Sorry, hectic life, I'll get onto it now. Let's win some money!!

Some time later... PTP members - Anyone seen ThePersonInQuestion?

A while after all of this a PTP member signed up to Blonde and sent ThePersonInQuestion a PM. His response was that he had organised someone to log in and pay back for him (:~) and that he would be on the week after to rectify it. He logged onto PTP and sent a similar message to investors. We have not heard from him since. As he was seen to be active here, a bunch of PTP members came here and started threads regarding him in the hope that he would see them or someone would tell him about them, trying to get a message to him that we are still waiting for him.

Now we all know the sayings like buyer beware etc etc. But by the same token if someone has an inkling of how to get in touch with him then they will follow that up. Normally on PTP it is harder to raise that amount of money as a new member, you would need a heller rep and references as a noob, but some of us were seduced by the bracelet and the contacts he claimed. Someone who has been there for some time and shown trustworthiness by shipping winnings and stakes to investors/horses time after time would be more likely to raise these kinds of funds and do so often. ThePersonInQuestion rolled and people are trying to encourage him to pay back.

But where does the yak come into it - you know, the bit where he gets glued?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 07:41:44 PM
I'll post it and if it is out of line they can delete it - they have proven skill in this area! :p

ThePersonInQuestion comes to PTP - "Hello everybody I am **********, Bracelet winning poker player (I will not roll), writing an article on staking and money behind poker. I will become an excellent member of this site (I will not roll) for my research and it looks like fun. I am also mates/mentored by Dave Colclogh (I will not roll) and a member of Blonde forums (I will not roll). Here are my wikipedia and pocketfives entries (I will not roll).

Let's try this Buy A Piece thing out. I will play x games in this month for which I will need $4500.

PTP members (including me) - Here is $4500 ThePersonInQuestion, gl!!

A month later - PTP members - Hey ThePersonInQuestion, you have only played about $600 worth of games, what's going on?

ThePersonInQuestion - Sorry, hectic life, I'll get onto it now. Let's win some money!!

Some time later... PTP members - Anyone seen ThePersonInQuestion?

A while after all of this a PTP member signed up to Blonde and sent ThePersonInQuestion a PM. His response was that he had organised someone to log in and pay back for him (:~) and that he would be on the week after to rectify it. He logged onto PTP and sent a similar message to investors. We have not heard from him since. As he was seen to be active here, a bunch of PTP members came here and started threads regarding him in the hope that he would see them or someone would tell him about them, trying to get a message to him that we are still waiting for him.

Now we all know the sayings like buyer beware etc etc. But by the same token if someone has an inkling of how to get in touch with him then they will follow that up. Normally on PTP it is harder to raise that amount of money as a new member, you would need a heller rep and references as a noob, but some of us were seduced by the bracelet and the contacts he claimed. Someone who has been there for some time and shown trustworthiness by shipping winnings and stakes to investors/horses time after time would be more likely to raise these kinds of funds and do so often. ThePersonInQuestion rolled and people are trying to encourage him to pay back.

Thanks cfx, that sounds like a mess for sure. I hope both parties get a good and proper solution sorted out.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 07:45:19 PM


But where does the yak come into it - you know, the bit where he gets glued?

Ahem. The yak? Excuse my non blonde brain here...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 07:47:53 PM


Thanks cfx, that sounds like a mess for sure. I hope both parties get a good and proper solution sorted out.

God damn it, why does everyone insist on calling me cfx?? Noobs do it at "the other" forum as well!!! Has the internet so degraded our literary standards that all we can do is speed read and dyslexia is becoming the norm?????

edit: spelling and literary standards.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 07:56:33 PM


Thanks cfx, that sounds like a mess for sure. I hope both parties get a good and proper solution sorted out.

God damn it, why does everyone insist on calling me cfx?? Noobs do it at "the other" forum as well!!! Has the internet so degraded our literary standards that all we can do is speed read and dyslexia is becoming the norm?????

edit: spelling and literary standards.

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 07:57:14 PM
You do   ;popcorn;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: bobby1 on April 02, 2008, 07:57:34 PM


Thanks cfx, that sounds like a mess for sure. I hope both parties get a good and proper solution sorted out.

God damn it, why does everyone insist on calling me cfx?? Noobs do it at "the other" forum as well!!! Has the internet so degraded our literary standards that all we can do is speed read and dyslexia is becoming the norm?????

edit: spelling and literary standards.

lol sorry bout that my friend but your reply is pure genius, I take my hat off to you.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ironside on April 02, 2008, 07:57:51 PM
speeling and tyrping mistakes are my fortay


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: RED-DOG on April 02, 2008, 07:59:11 PM
speeling and tyrping mistakes are my fortay

Fortay is too fast for you.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 07:59:32 PM
speeling and tyrping mistakes are my fortay

as is moaning! ;)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ifm on April 02, 2008, 08:00:27 PM
I have the same problem cxf, peeps keep calling me mug.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:01:43 PM

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?

This is correct. It is how the forum works everyday with one exception. To raise funds of that amount you would normally have to be a proven and fairly senior member as well a great player. ThePersonInQuestion was neither and investors paid for it.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 08:06:47 PM

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?

This is correct. It is how the forum works everyday with one exception. To raise funds of that amount you would normally have to be a proven and fairly senior member as well a great player. ThePersonInQuestion was neither and investors paid for it.

So I could come on this forum you mention and claim to be "Phil Helmuth" or some named player and people would invest in me? Or am I missing something? surely you check these people out!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 08:12:48 PM
I have the same problem cxf, peeps keep calling me mug.

And for the benefit of cxf (see I got it right), his name is NOT "mug", it's mfi. OK?

Now, I'm worried about that yak. Tell us more, Sir. And did they smoke a kipper?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:12:58 PM

So I could come on this forum you mention and claim to be "Phil Helmuth" or some named player and people would invest in me? Or am I missing something? surely you check these people out!

Not quite. You could come on and say you were whoever you are and get small stakes and build up your rep. ThePersonInQuestion said he was who he was, ran a couple of small stakes first, posted rails from the Pstars screen name "flopit20" which is his on every profile out there. It was him.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: action man on April 02, 2008, 08:14:26 PM

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?

This is correct. It is how the forum works everyday with one exception. To raise funds of that amount you would normally have to be a proven and fairly senior member as well a great player. ThePersonInQuestion was neither and investors paid for it.

So I could come on this forum you mention and claim to be "Phil Helmuth" or some named player and people would invest in me? Or am I missing something? surely you check these people out!

obviously they will check the databases of results but what ther members of the forum forgot is that having a bracelet doesnt = good player/ non-busto trustworthy guy.

Just seen wilson on pokertube on "£50 says you will watch this" and he comes across as a loud brash tool imo. As someone who has been rolled/hacked i hope the backers get their money back. Stories like this give these sites a bad name.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 08:14:55 PM
If it seems to good to be true it normally is. It's a shame people invested in something that was risky, but risk is as it says - a risk. Poker has never been a sure thing and those thaty think it are are welcome to come and play at my table...

The US guys are a bit peeved, and I can understand why, but I'm still unsure as to what they hope to achieve by posting here. I'm certainly not going to contribute to a whip round. Is it getting an opportunity to be heard that makes people feel better perhaps, in the hope that the 'guilty party' doesn't get away with it scott free?

I can understand that if it's the case, but making our lives difficult by causing our forum lots of work when it's got nout to do with us is a bit rich imho.

Anyway - hope it's all been said now.  :dontask: We are aware of the situation.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:15:57 PM

And for the benefit of cxf (see I got it right), his name is NOT "mug", it's mfi. OK?

Now, I'm worried about that yak. Tell us more, Sir. And did they smoke a kipper?

tikay = yak it

You are a yak???


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 08:17:26 PM


Thanks cfx, that sounds like a mess for sure. I hope both parties get a good and proper solution sorted out.

God damn it, why does everyone insist on calling me cfx?? Noobs do it at "the other" forum as well!!! Has the internet so degraded our literary standards that all we can do is speed read and dyslexia is becoming the norm?????

edit: spelling and literary standards.

Nominated for Post of the Week.

I'll have to go & lay down for an hour if you turn out to be an American giving the Great British Public lessons in literal skills. I mean, George W Bush is American, so surely......

I'm starting to like you buddy.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ironside on April 02, 2008, 08:19:41 PM
think you might find he is an ex convict from the colonies

polite so might have been decended from a guard


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 02, 2008, 08:21:23 PM

And for the benefit of cxf (see I got it right), his name is NOT "mug", it's mfi. OK?

Now, I'm worried about that yak. Tell us more, Sir. And did they smoke a kipper?

tikay = yak it

You are a yak???

VERY good try. But wrong, sorry. And if I get called "yak it" even the once, I shall sue you. I have image rights. I'm big over here, especially in West Ilkeston, you know, famous like.

Look, Red-Dog - who's a white man (obviously), got glued to a yak whilst smoking a kipper. You knew that, yes?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:21:31 PM
If it seems to good to be true it normally is. It's a shame people invested in something that was risky, but risk is as it says - a risk. Poker has never been a sure thing and those thaty think it are are welcome to come and play at my table...

The US guys are a bit peeved, and I can understand why, but I'm still unsure as to what they hope to achieve by posting here. I'm certainly not going to contribute to a whip round. Is it getting an opportunity to be heard that makes people feel better perhaps, in the hope that the 'guilty party' doesn't get away with it scott free?

I can understand that if it's the case, but making our lives difficult by causing our forum lots of work when it's got nout to do with us is a bit rich imho.

Anyway - hope it's all been said now.  :dontask: We are aware of the situation.

The point of posting here was to get a message to him. We were under the impression he was/is an active and respected member here. It has been the experience of the past that when things like this follows rollers to areas of their life/play away from PTP they will often make good.





But a whip round would be nice....


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: action man on April 02, 2008, 08:21:41 PM
If it seems to good to be true it normally is. It's a shame people invested in something that was risky, but risk is as it says - a risk. Poker has never been a sure thing and those thaty think it are are welcome to come and play at my table...

The US guys are a bit peeved, and I can understand why, but I'm still unsure as to what they hope to achieve by posting here. I'm certainly not going to contribute to a whip round. Is it getting an opportunity to be heard that makes people feel better perhaps, in the hope that the 'guilty party' doesn't get away with it scott free?

I can understand that if it's the case, but making our lives difficult by causing our forum lots of work when it's got nout to do with us is a bit rich imho.

Anyway - hope it's all been said now.  :dontask: We are aware of the situation.


bit OTT here tracey imo. Brian has stated many a time his link with dave colclough and blonde poker an a quick google or wikipidia search will tell you that.
If id have been screwed out of $4k id want to try and get in touch with him to, and they may see blonde as their only channel for this. I can see that it is no problem of blonde poker or individual members but maybe they were just seeing if anybody had any contact details for brian as he has gone AWOL. I can't blame the guys for doing this.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 08:22:32 PM
think you might find he is an ex convict from the colonies

polite so might have been decended from a guard

Lifeguard????


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:25:16 PM
think you might find he is an ex convict from the colonies

polite so might have been decended from a guard

Lifeguard????

:snaps the speedos into place, adjusts the sunnies: SWIM BETWEEN THE BLOODY FLAGS!!!!!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 08:25:46 PM
If it seems to good to be true it normally is. It's a shame people invested in something that was risky, but risk is as it says - a risk. Poker has never been a sure thing and those thaty think it are are welcome to come and play at my table...

The US guys are a bit peeved, and I can understand why, but I'm still unsure as to what they hope to achieve by posting here. I'm certainly not going to contribute to a whip round. Is it getting an opportunity to be heard that makes people feel better perhaps, in the hope that the 'guilty party' doesn't get away with it scott free?

I can understand that if it's the case, but making our lives difficult by causing our forum lots of work when it's got nout to do with us is a bit rich imho.

Anyway - hope it's all been said now.  :dontask: We are aware of the situation.


bit OTT here tracey imo. Brian has stated many a time his link with dave colclough and blonde poker an a quick google or wikipidia search will tell you that.
If id have been screwed out of $4k id want t try ad get in touch with him to, and they may see blonde as their only channel for this. I can see that it is no problem of blonde poker or individual members but maybe they were just seeing if anybody had any contact details for brian as he has gone AWOL. I can't blme the guys for doing this.

Agreed completely - but it only takes one to ask the question "Have you seen Brian recently?" not loads of them joining up and posting over the forum in the wee hours. Ironside actually had to do some work as a Mod - I mean come on - there are limits to our Blondes resources - and actually having to use Ironside for Mod work........ ;D


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 08:26:27 PM
think you might find he is an ex convict from the colonies

polite so might have been decended from a guard

Lifeguard????

:snaps the speedos into place, adjusts the sunnies: SWIM BETWEEN THE BLOODY FLAGS!!!!!

I'm liking this picture - you can definitely stay...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: I KNOW IT on April 02, 2008, 08:27:08 PM

And for the benefit of cxf (see I got it right), his name is NOT "mug", it's mfi. OK?

Now, I'm worried about that yak. Tell us more, Sir. And did they smoke a kipper?

tikay = yak it

You are a yak???
Photoshop anyone? ;D


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 08:27:40 PM
 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao  Yep...a keeper for sure


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Bongo on April 02, 2008, 08:27:58 PM
TJ Yak-it.

Do you think he'd notice if I changed his name?  ;angel;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:28:07 PM
Heh. I thought I detected a modicum of grumpiness in my PM's with ironside...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 08:29:06 PM
TJ Yak-it.

Do you think he'd notice if I changed his name?  ;angel;

just wait for his nap time....! Cant be far away!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: 77dave on April 02, 2008, 08:29:18 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Dingdell on April 02, 2008, 08:30:20 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

A few weeks in vegas and he's changed sides. Typical.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:31:30 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ifm on April 02, 2008, 08:32:24 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

A few weeks in vegas and he's changed sides. Typical.

Is he French?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ginger on April 02, 2008, 08:34:08 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

Aaaahhhh, I knew you couldn't be a yank, you are far too funny!

Welcome to the forum, I hope you stick around.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 08:34:23 PM
Could this thread possibly turn into a best of blonde....?
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

I knew u were too witty to be american!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: 77dave on April 02, 2008, 08:34:41 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

I like Austrailians most people from there are nice and even the people who live near you such as the Hungarians and the Germans


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 08:35:17 PM
damn u ginger with ur slightly faster replies!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: ariston on April 02, 2008, 08:36:15 PM
If you are australian it may be better to get the hoon to collect your debts. His collection methods will I'm sure be far more effective than yakits'  

have to say I quite like this guy and I hope he hangs around. Winding up yakit and making ironside miss his nap on his first day- quite a good opening. All we need now is for him to upset the ladies and insult flushy (same thing really) and he can be a true blonde legend.



Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:36:43 PM

I like Austrailians most people from there are nice and even the people who live near you such as the Hungarians and the Germans

You should see me do a black diamond run on a kangaroo!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: action man on April 02, 2008, 08:38:01 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

O'rly


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 08:39:13 PM
Good to see other Americans joining the forum

Welcome to you CXF us Tommy Tanks have to stick together against the Listerines.

Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

O'rly

lmao


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:39:36 PM
Misguided Americans... I am an Australian my funny speaking friend...

O'rly

yarly


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Ironside on April 02, 2008, 08:42:40 PM
Heh. I thought I detected a modicum of grumpiness in my PM's with ironside...

yeah i was grumpy

getting home from casino early without a visit to the "karaoke" to find myself the only mod online (apart from those updating the EPT) to see the forum being spammed at 4am, having to find out where the claims were coming from (thank u google) and unable to post blondes side of the story as 1) no blonde mod admin can act alone and 2) PTP wouldnt activate my account 3) i dont know the full story of brian and elblondies fall out apart from what was freely available on blonde


i do hope that allthough i was grumpy i was still civil dispite my lack of speeeeling and tryping skills




Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 08:46:30 PM

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?

This is correct. It is how the forum works everyday with one exception. To raise funds of that amount you would normally have to be a proven and fairly senior member as well a great player. ThePersonInQuestion was neither and investors paid for it.

So I could come on this forum you mention and claim to be "Phil Helmuth" or some named player and people would invest in me? Or am I missing something? surely you check these people out!

obviously they will check the databases of results but what ther members of the forum forgot is that having a bracelet doesnt = good player/ non-busto trustworthy guy.

Just seen wilson on pokertube on "£50 says you will watch this" and he comes across as a loud brash tool imo. As someone who has been rolled/hacked i hope the backers get their money back. Stories like this give these sites a bad name.

I agree entirely, and i am sure the person in question was who he said he was, but I was interested to know what checks were/are done to validate someones authenticity? The internet being "faceless" people can claim to be anybody if they think others will believe it.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Delboy on April 02, 2008, 08:47:05 PM
Heh. I thought I detected a modicum of grumpiness in my PM's with ironside...

yeah i was grumpy

getting home from casino early without a visit to the "karaoke" to find myself the only mod online (apart from those updating the EPT) to see the forum being spammed at 4am, having to find out where the claims were coming from (thank u google) and unable to post blondes side of the story as 1) no blonde mod admin can act alone and 2) PTP wouldnt activate my account 3) i dont know the full story of brian and elblondies fall out apart from what was freely available on blonde


i do hope that allthough i was grumpy i was still civil dispite my lack of speeeeling and tryping skills




lol


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 08:47:45 PM
Heh. I thought I detected a modicum of grumpiness in my PM's with ironside...

yeah i was grumpy

getting home from casino early without a visit to the "karaoke" to find myself the only mod online (apart from those updating the EPT) to see the forum being spammed at 4am, having to find out where the claims were coming from (thank u google) and unable to post blondes side of the story as 1) no blonde mod admin can act alone and 2) PTP wouldnt activate my account 3) i dont know the full story of brian and elblondies fall out apart from what was freely available on blonde


i do hope that allthough i was grumpy i was still civil dispite my lack of speeeeling and tryping skills




Yah you were fine once you realised I hadn't started a thread...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: action man on April 02, 2008, 08:52:00 PM
taximan, they will check th username out on OPR and the poker db and then ship a small amount for a trial run and once confirmed the restof the money will be shipped to that same username account.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: taximan007 on April 02, 2008, 09:02:19 PM
taximan, they will check th username out on OPR and the poker db and then ship a small amount for a trial run and once confirmed the restof the money will be shipped to that same username account.

ok, thank you


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: matt674 on April 02, 2008, 09:14:27 PM
anyone want to stake me on stars?

;whistle;


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 09:22:48 PM
anyone want to stake me on stars?

;whistle;

BEGGAR!! Ban imo. :P


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: matt674 on April 02, 2008, 09:29:14 PM
thats a no then?

Oh well back to advertizing bananas, those sweet tasting Fyffes - all squidgy and yummy...............

yes thats right - Fyffes


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: vegaslover on April 02, 2008, 10:44:55 PM

To correct an earlier comment I made, I said Brian Wilson was a "dormant" Member. In fact, I've now been informed that he was active as recently as January - about 3 months ago - which I was not aware of. I apologise for misleading anyone, but I still consider him semi-dormant, & I or we cannot hold responsibility for his alleged actions.
From recall he posted on one of the update threats recently, asking for updates on a particular player. 1st time i'd seen him post in ages, haven't seen him post since.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Roooar on April 02, 2008, 10:49:38 PM

Do I understand correctly, people who had never met/didn't know him personally gave him money?

This is correct. It is how the forum works everyday with one exception. To raise funds of that amount you would normally have to be a proven and fairly senior member as well a great player. ThePersonInQuestion was neither and investors paid for it.

So I could come on this forum you mention and claim to be "Phil Helmuth" or some named player and people would invest in me? Or am I missing something? surely you check these people out!

obviously they will check the databases of results but what ther members of the forum forgot is that having a bracelet doesnt = good player/ non-busto trustworthy guy.

Just seen wilson on pokertube on "£50 says you will watch this" and he comes across as a loud brash tool imo. As someone who has been rolled/hacked i hope the backers get their money back. Stories like this give these sites a bad name.

I agree entirely, and i am sure the person in question was who he said he was, but I was interested to know what checks were/are done to validate someones authenticity? The internet being "faceless" people can claim to be anybody if they think others will believe it.

I think He took pictures of himself holding up a sign saying Hi Tori (a mod at PTP). Hence he used his identity as a WSOP bracelet winner to steal money from people

By the way I am not here to flame the site, I intend to use this site properly - mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Laxie on April 02, 2008, 10:51:57 PM
 ;welcome;  to Blonde


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Royal Flush on April 02, 2008, 10:52:23 PM
mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk

Really bad players basically, its embarrassing how far behind poker is over here.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: vegaslover on April 02, 2008, 10:53:49 PM
mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk

Really bad players basically, its embarrassing how far behind poker is over here.
lol standard


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Roooar on April 02, 2008, 10:55:02 PM
mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk

Really bad players basically, its embarrassing how far behind poker is over here.

:) Good news for me then!



Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 10:59:12 PM
thats a no then?

Oh well back to advertizing bananas, those sweet tasting Fyffes - all squidgy and yummy...............

yes thats right - Fyffes

ah that's reminded me about the thing I was gonna grass you up about.  An exclusive ladies and gents.

Last night Matt took me out for dinner.  Top notch stuff - we went to Maccy D's.  Matt got a large milkshake.  Me: "banana, I presume?"  Matt (with screwed up face): "no, I don't like banana milkshake - yuck" :o  ;gobsmacked;

I dunno - just when you think you know someone, they drop a bombshell like that......


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: gatso on April 02, 2008, 11:01:08 PM
thats a no then?

Oh well back to advertizing bananas, those sweet tasting Fyffes - all squidgy and yummy...............

yes thats right - Fyffes

ah that's reminded me about the thing I was gonna grass you up about.  An exclusive ladies and gents.

Last night Matt took me out for dinner.  Top notch stuff - we went to Maccy D's.  Matt got a large milkshake.  Me: "banana, I presume?"  Matt (with screwed up face): "no, I don't like banana milkshake - yuck" :o  ;gobsmacked;

I dunno - just when you think you know someone, they drop a bombshell like that......

and what was yesterday's date Claire?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Claw75 on April 02, 2008, 11:01:44 PM
thats a no then?

Oh well back to advertizing bananas, those sweet tasting Fyffes - all squidgy and yummy...............

yes thats right - Fyffes

ah that's reminded me about the thing I was gonna grass you up about.  An exclusive ladies and gents.

Last night Matt took me out for dinner.  Top notch stuff - we went to Maccy D's.  Matt got a large milkshake.  Me: "banana, I presume?"  Matt (with screwed up face): "no, I don't like banana milkshake - yuck" :o  ;gobsmacked;

I dunno - just when you think you know someone, they drop a bombshell like that......

and what was yesterday's date Claire?

it was well after noon!


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: gatso on April 02, 2008, 11:08:29 PM
it was well after noon!

you have to allow for the time difference to the jungle though. that and the fact that monkeys can't tell the time anyway


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: KingPoker on April 02, 2008, 11:10:28 PM
TBH, id have judged him more if he said he did actually like banana milkshakes!

<vomit>


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 02, 2008, 11:21:13 PM
I think He took pictures of himself holding up a sign saying Hi Tori (a mod at PTP). Hence he used his identity as a WSOP bracelet winner to steal money from people

By the way I am not here to flame the site, I intend to use this site properly - mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

That you ducky?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Grier78 on April 02, 2008, 11:27:02 PM
thats a no then?

Oh well back to advertizing bananas, those sweet tasting Fyffes - all squidgy and yummy...............

yes thats right - Fyffes

ah that's reminded me about the thing I was gonna grass you up about.  An exclusive ladies and gents.

Last night Matt took me out for dinner.  Top notch stuff - we went to Maccy D's.  Matt got a large milkshake.  Me: "banana, I presume?"  Matt (with screwed up face): "no, I don't like banana milkshake - yuck" :o  ;gobsmacked;

I dunno - just when you think you know someone, they drop a bombshell like that......

Thats cos its not made from real bannanas, a monkey can prob tell the difference


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: matt674 on April 02, 2008, 11:28:32 PM
Last night Matt took me out for dinner.  

Lol, i'd hardly call trying to find a quick bite to eat before the gig at the astoria taking you out for dinner.

And for the record i like banana milkshakes it banana FLAVOURED milkshakes which probably havent had a banana waved within 45 feet of them that i dont like ;)

when you've eaten the best (FYFFES!!) anything artificially flavoured just wont do ;D


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: matt674 on April 02, 2008, 11:29:16 PM
Thats cos its not made from real bannanas, a monkey can prob tell the difference

Darn these slow typing monkey fingers! :(


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: Roooar on April 02, 2008, 11:41:52 PM
I think He took pictures of himself holding up a sign saying Hi Tori (a mod at PTP). Hence he used his identity as a WSOP bracelet winner to steal money from people

By the way I am not here to flame the site, I intend to use this site properly - mainly for info etc on live tourney play in the uk

ROOOOAAAAAARRRRR!!!!!

That you ducky?

ROOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!

Nope just a fellow PTPer! :)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TheChipPrince on April 02, 2008, 11:45:55 PM
Does the forum have to have at least 1 mod online 24 hours a day?


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: TightEnd on April 03, 2008, 12:02:14 AM
Does the forum have to have at least 1 mod online 24 hours a day?


its covered almost all the time...its impossible to ensure 24 hour cover though..its volunteers with lives.

Last night we had Ironside on his tod late at night. He did a pretty remarkable job really.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: riverdave on April 03, 2008, 03:18:33 AM
LOL Knockaments


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: danafish on April 03, 2008, 04:05:11 AM
 ;whistle;

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/danaimmanuel/yakit.jpg)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: tikay on April 03, 2008, 04:07:37 AM
;whistle;

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/danaimmanuel/yakit.jpg)

Banjo Lady, you are skating upon ice which is exceedingly thin......


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: danafish on April 03, 2008, 04:19:56 AM
Sorry tikay.

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/danaimmanuel/danapenguin.jpg)


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: cxf. on April 03, 2008, 05:47:40 AM
;whistle;

(http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f80/danaimmanuel/yakit.jpg)

Banjo Lady, you are skating upon ice which is exceedingly thin......

But I think she'd be able to outrun a yak on ice, no matter how thin...


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: danafish on April 03, 2008, 02:27:33 PM
Yes, I seem to have a jet pack, aside from anything else.


Title: Re: New Member Facility Temporarily Closed
Post by: portfolio on April 13, 2008, 12:19:25 AM
Monday July 2nd
… well I have finally picked my chin up enough to finish this blog entry.
I never won a hand on day 2 and had a succession of bad situations. Eventually I busted just 3 from the money. The $22,000 would have made the bankroll a lot healthier to put it mildly. I wasn’t really playing for a minor placing though. I was much more interested in the serious money at the final table.
I am desperately disappointed to have built a good chip stack in so many competitions in this year’s WSOP. I feel somewhere I should converted one of this into a final table. My finishing is usually quite good given the opportunity, so in many ways it is a surprising disappointment.

Tuesday July 3rd
Well that’s about it for this years WSOP. I wont be playing again before the main event, where I am playing on day 1a. The $1000 mega satellites are tempting but I’m not really in the mood for the chaos of the Rio before the main event.
Another disappointment has been the loss of a friend in Brian Wilson who has fallen foul of the gambling sickness and taken advantage of the good nature of his friends.
However, on the bright side, it’s been sunny every day, no sign of floods. I have been working out every day and I am fitter and healthier than I’ve been since I left school. I can’t quite nail a date with a Lacey Jones or any other similarly attractive Vegas female but I guess there’s time yet! Despite all the trauma, I have enjoyed the trip. As I said earlier…this is Vegas baby!



quality bumpage   sir, a salient reminder for all those who may be unaware  of some plain facts.