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Title: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Pyso on September 03, 2008, 02:47:46 PM Went to Stoke Circus last night for a £20 MTT. This tournament is advertised as their weekly "Deepstack" tournament.
Since when has 6000 chips and 20 minute levels been considered deep? I played this once before months ago and then you got 8000 chips and longer levels. Whoever changed it should be given a kick up the arse. Calling it 'deepstack' is an insult to places like DTD who run proper deepstack events. To be fair, it was dealer dealt and the dealers were perfectly competent (unlike the players) but still, I feel entitled to have a moan here. Call it the "a bit more deepstacked than usual, but not much really" tournament and I wouldn't be upset. I still haven't got over them calling it the Champions' League, so what do I know. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: The_nun on September 03, 2008, 02:50:05 PM Not yet read the content but the Thread heading caused me to faint.
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: TheChipPrince on September 03, 2008, 02:50:33 PM ''Deepstack my arse'' is not a phrase to be throwing around lightly, a brave soul indeed...
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Pyso on September 03, 2008, 02:52:28 PM Thought it was the only way I would get someone to read it
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: phatomch on September 03, 2008, 02:53:03 PM flushy will pass out when he sees this
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: SuffolkPunch on September 03, 2008, 03:11:43 PM Did you have to push all in?
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Digger on September 03, 2008, 03:16:56 PM Did you have to push all in? Only after it got 'raised' apparently! ;whistle; Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: FuglyBaz on September 03, 2008, 03:18:14 PM Did you have to push all in? Only after it got 'raised' apparently! ;whistle; He wanted to push it all in, but it flopped before the suck out Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Pyso on September 03, 2008, 03:20:25 PM Crikey, you lot must be bored at work
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: SuffolkPunch on September 03, 2008, 03:31:02 PM Crikey, you lot must be bored at work then he took one of those special blue pills and managed to get re-raised Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Dingdell on September 03, 2008, 03:34:33 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Graham C on September 03, 2008, 03:44:47 PM LOL at thread :D
on topic (boo) 6k chips with 20 min is deepstacked for a £20 comp, normally you get 2-3k with the same clock. Back to off topic please :D Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: SuffolkPunch on September 03, 2008, 03:48:37 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D Oh blimey, don't get me going on the police: taking down your particulars, waving your trunction..... I could go on for hours Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: AlexMartin on September 03, 2008, 03:56:52 PM LOL at thread :D on topic (boo) 6k chips with 20 min is deepstacked for a £20 comp, normally you get 2-3k with the same clock. Back to off topic please :D yeah have to say this is as gooa as you are ever gonna get for a £20 comp from what iv seen. Embrace the crapshoot dude. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Dingdell on September 03, 2008, 03:58:12 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D Oh blimey, don't get me going on the police: taking down your particulars, waving your trunction..... I could go on for hours Nothing wrong with that...... Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: kinboshi on September 03, 2008, 03:58:51 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D Oh blimey, don't get me going on the police: taking down your particulars, waving your trunction..... I could go on for hours Nothing wrong with that...... Unless you get a bum deal. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Digger on September 03, 2008, 04:01:41 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D Oh blimey, don't get me going on the police: taking down your particulars, waving your trunction..... I could go on for hours Nothing wrong with that...... Unless you get a bum deal. Or get cracked buy the 'Nuts' Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: SuffolkPunch on September 03, 2008, 04:03:57 PM Reminds me of the story when I was in the police where a copper was chasing a burglar along a roof and slipped and fell, his wedding ring got caught on the guttering somehow and the call over the radio was that he was hanging by his ring from the roof. :D Oh blimey, don't get me going on the police: taking down your particulars, waving your trunction..... I could go on for hours Nothing wrong with that...... That's a sore point Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: portfolio on September 04, 2008, 12:49:10 PM Went to Stoke Circus last night for a £20 MTT. This tournament is advertised as their weekly "Deepstack" tournament. Since when has 6000 chips and 20 minute levels been considered deep? I played this once before months ago and then you got 8000 chips and longer levels. Whoever changed it should be given a kick up the arse. Calling it 'deepstack' is an insult to places like DT (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/)D (http://www.dusktilldawnpoker.com/) who run proper deepstack events. To be fair, it was dealer dealt and the dealers were perfectly competent (unlike the players) but still, I feel entitled to have a moan here. Call it the "a bit more deepstacked than usual, but not much really" tournament and I wouldn't be upset. I still haven't got over them calling it the Champions' League, so what do I know. ironically, i stopped playing this last year cos it was just too deepstacked. wd to stoke for listening. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2008, 12:54:17 PM Yeah common Stoke people paying £20 expect proper structures!
Should be at least 20k starting stacks and 90min clock imo Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: action man on September 04, 2008, 01:07:15 PM when i started playing the best you could get for £20 was 500 chips 25/25 in the rb stage.
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: StuartHopkin on September 04, 2008, 01:52:09 PM Yeah common Stoke people paying £20 expect proper structures! Should be at least 20k starting stacks and 90min clock imo 2 day tourney of course with complementary buffet Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: bhoywonder on September 04, 2008, 02:06:51 PM snooker club last night.100 chips.BB 2 chips to start. Rebuys till 3rd level. Fiver a pop.blinds double every ten minutes.i never once seen a 3 bet bluff.i came 3rd.lol.this is the future of poker.and it isnt advertised anywhere.lol
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: cambo on September 04, 2008, 09:46:20 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Royal Flush on September 04, 2008, 10:28:53 PM The one that really tilts me is self deat games with a dealer button.....
Last time i played one i took the dealer button off the table, guy gets right hump with me "how the fuck are we supposed to know who the dealer is" "The guy with the cards in his hand you moron" Whole table laughed thankfully he wasn't a gangster... Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: action man on September 05, 2008, 04:00:55 PM it couldnt have been in brighton cus there all G's down there yo
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 05, 2008, 11:13:39 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Graham C on September 05, 2008, 11:18:43 PM Pesky Animal Rights putting a stop to the fun eh Gatso?
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 05, 2008, 11:20:37 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 05, 2008, 11:21:44 PM no animal rights out here, I'm still in sunny Poland. I think the main reason for it not being a real duck is that it'd have difficulty balancing on the small dealer button for an extended period of time
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 05, 2008, 11:22:39 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 05, 2008, 11:32:17 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 05, 2008, 11:34:46 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Graham C on September 05, 2008, 11:36:17 PM It's probably the credit crunch.
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 05, 2008, 11:37:57 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game not sure how well that would work - some unscrupulous so-and-so would bring a bag of bread to the table to ensure that he gets to keep the button. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 05, 2008, 11:39:15 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. wouldn't work. you'd get a situation like last night when the owner of the duck gets knocked out and goes to play cash taking it with him. in your version there would now be no button at all and chaos would ensue whereas our game continued seamlessly just with no duck Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Graham C on September 05, 2008, 11:41:13 PM The club would obviously provide the ducks, no one need take it with them
imo Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 05, 2008, 11:42:16 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. wouldn't work. you'd get a situation like last night when the owner of the duck gets knocked out and goes to play cash taking it with him. in your version there would now be no button at all and chaos would ensue whereas our game continued seamlessly just with no duck that's not a problem - I'm sure it's in the grosvenor rules somewhere that the duck-button has to stay at the table until the table breaks. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 05, 2008, 11:54:01 PM i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one I like that. we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues. Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game not sure how well that would work - some unscrupulous so-and-so would bring a bag of bread to the table to ensure that he gets to keep the button. Very good thinking [X] I'm shocked I even got what you meant Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 05, 2008, 11:55:03 PM Has anybody been to a Duck Do?
Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2008, 12:11:16 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/PICT0055.jpg)
ftw Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 06, 2008, 12:12:30 AM Has anybody been to a Duck Do? probably not this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 06, 2008, 12:13:31 AM (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/PICT0055.jpg) ftw cool, I like that, looks a bit like a kung-fu duck button. good work Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2008, 12:14:04 AM Has anybody been to a Duck Do? probably not this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long you could either: a) pretend you haven't seen him and carry on what you're doing or b) pretend that you, too, have a need to go through that door, and hold it open for him. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 06, 2008, 12:18:15 AM You're ment to ask what's a Duck Do ?
Spoil sports then you get to hear the worst joke in the world QUACK QUACK Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 06, 2008, 12:18:53 AM I took option c) watch him whilst giggling and look away when he looks at me
he finally opened it. I reckon it took about 3 1/2 minutes. the look of achievement on his face when he figured it out was just great Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Royal Flush on September 06, 2008, 12:19:27 AM Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol I am having a worse one Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2008, 12:19:38 AM You're ment to ask what's a Duck Do ? errrm ..... ha ha?Spoil sports then you get to hear the worst joke in the world QUACK QUACK Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Dingdell on September 06, 2008, 12:19:56 AM Has anybody been to a Duck Do? probably not this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long Don't be mean - put Tikay out of his misery and tell him. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: gatso on September 06, 2008, 12:21:54 AM Has anybody been to a Duck Do? probably not this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long Don't be mean - put Tikay out of his misery and tell him. I LOLed. if only I could photoshop. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 06, 2008, 12:22:10 AM Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol I am having a worse one UL in the tourney m8 good effort. You're ment to ask what's a Duck Do ? errrm ..... ha ha?Spoil sports then you get to hear the worst joke in the world QUACK QUACK Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol LOL don't laugh that makes it worse Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2008, 12:23:03 AM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 06, 2008, 12:24:45 AM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Yeah i'm used to that when i tell a joke ;) Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: brummieboy on September 06, 2008, 09:13:31 AM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Yeah i'm used to that when i tell a joke ;) Rumour has it that the only time you get women to laugh at you is when you take your clothes off. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 06, 2008, 01:53:13 PM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Yeah i'm used to that when i tell a joke ;) Rumour has it that the only time you get women to laugh at you is when you take your clothes off. That is a lie, A woman has never seen me with my clothes off. Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: Claw75 on September 06, 2008, 04:16:01 PM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Yeah i'm used to that when i tell a joke ;) Rumour has it that the only time you get women to laugh at you is when you take your clothes off. That is a lie, A woman has never seen me with my clothes off. ;reallyamsorry; Title: Re: 'Deepstack' my arse Post by: mondatoo on September 06, 2008, 04:24:15 PM LOL don't laugh that makes it worse it's ok - it doesn't count as it was only a pretend laugh :)up Yeah i'm used to that when i tell a joke ;) Rumour has it that the only time you get women to laugh at you is when you take your clothes off. That is a lie, A woman has never seen me with my clothes off. ;reallyamsorry; LOL |