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« Reply #30 on: September 05, 2008, 11:22:39 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button
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« Reply #31 on: September 05, 2008, 11:32:17 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.
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« Reply #32 on: September 05, 2008, 11:34:46 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.

Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game
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« Reply #33 on: September 05, 2008, 11:36:17 PM »

It's probably the credit crunch.
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« Reply #34 on: September 05, 2008, 11:37:57 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.

Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game

not sure how well that would work - some unscrupulous so-and-so would bring a bag of bread to the table to ensure that he gets to keep the button.
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« Reply #35 on: September 05, 2008, 11:39:15 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.

wouldn't work. you'd get a situation like last night when the owner of the duck gets knocked out and goes to play cash taking it with him.

in your version there would now be no button at all and chaos would ensue whereas our game continued seamlessly just with no duck
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« Reply #36 on: September 05, 2008, 11:41:13 PM »

The club would obviously provide the ducks, no one need take it with them

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« Reply #37 on: September 05, 2008, 11:42:16 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.

wouldn't work. you'd get a situation like last night when the owner of the duck gets knocked out and goes to play cash taking it with him.

in your version there would now be no button at all and chaos would ensue whereas our game continued seamlessly just with no duck

that's not a problem - I'm sure it's in the grosvenor rules somewhere that the duck-button has to stay at the table until the table breaks.
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« Reply #38 on: September 05, 2008, 11:54:01 PM »

i played in my mates local the other week and they had a sb and bb disk that got moved round same at the button lol never seen anything like it

game I played in last night had a duck that got passed around with the button, it sat on top of it. not a real duck obv, a little rubber toy one

I like that.  we should have rubber ducks for buttons at the blonde bash imo

no, you're not getting it, the duck wasn't the button it was sitting on the button

I understood that - just thought it would be easier to take the button out of the equation to prevent possible balance issues.

Surely this would make more sense then a real duck can be used,now that would be a fun game

not sure how well that would work - some unscrupulous so-and-so would bring a bag of bread to the table to ensure that he gets to keep the button.

Very good thinking

[X] I'm shocked I even got what you meant
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« Reply #39 on: September 05, 2008, 11:55:03 PM »

Has anybody been to a Duck Do?
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« Reply #40 on: September 06, 2008, 12:11:16 AM »

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ftw
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« Reply #41 on: September 06, 2008, 12:12:30 AM »

Has anybody been to a Duck Do?

probably not

this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open

I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long
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« Reply #42 on: September 06, 2008, 12:13:31 AM »

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ftw

cool, I like that, looks a bit like a kung-fu duck button. good work
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« Reply #43 on: September 06, 2008, 12:14:04 AM »

Has anybody been to a Duck Do?

probably not

this next bit doesn't warrant a thread of its own so I'll write it here as I have this one open

I am at the moment sat on a hotel computer watching a very drunk man dressed as an elf trying to open a door with his roomkey. the door isn't locked, I'm not even sure it has a keyhole, it just opens up onto a corridor. he's been trying to open it for about 3 minutes now, I haven't got the heart to tell him to just pull the handle, I've left it for too long

you could either:

a) pretend you haven't seen him and carry on what you're doing or
b) pretend that you, too, have a need to go through that door, and hold it open for him.
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« Reply #44 on: September 06, 2008, 12:18:15 AM »

You're ment to ask what's a Duck Do ?
Spoil sports then you get to hear the worst joke in the world

QUACK QUACK

Man this is the worst friday night i've ever had lol
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