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Hi - checked this with a mod before writing.

I am looking at how best to target my advertising and website to improve bookings. I would like to know which word or phrase would interest you most/catch your eye in relation to colonics.

I am also looking to secret shop a competitor but can't do it myself as they know me. If anyone would like a free colonic (from my competitor in Buckinghamshire) and is happy to report back pm me. Don't all rush at once. I have a list of questions and observations I would like you to make during your treatment, all secret squirrel of course, and compare it to my clinic so you do need to do some work!

Thanks for your help, you know it makes sense, the more money I make the more money goes into the poker community!  ::)

Weight loss wouldn't catch my eye if I was browsing about the internet. Too many quacky sites out there proporting to assist in weight loss that I would just block it out as noise.

That's just the sort of thing i need to know. More of that please - thanks Tank.

Health benefits aren't directly mentioned in your poll. I know that the detox/cleanse, etc. covers this, but it might be an idea to explicitly state the potential health benefits.

I'll be your secret shopper if you want (as long as they aren't a complete charlatan!)

These can vary from client to client, was there anything that you particularly had in mind? What you consider a health benefit would be helpful to know.

I might be very very wrong.

Maybe "weight loss" is plastered all over the internet coz it continues to sell well.  :dontask:

Claire has it. Thank you.

Don't know - what are the health benefits?

put 'extras' in there ;whistle;

+1

state how much lube you would use, always a turn off to the male brain to think of being dry ducked with a garden hose

I think we need to come up with a few suggestions for a catchy advertising slogan for Tracey ..


This could be fun !!

Thats not my entry by the way

And neither was that  rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

"Dingdell's Colonics..Stick that in yoiur pipe and smoke it"?

do I win?

Can anyone join in, or is this a private affair?

(that's not mine either)

"Arse Jeeves"

I'll tell you where you can stick your colonic irrigation.

No need, I'm already fully trained.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Haven't you tried advertising on Youtube, the original home of DIY colonic irrigation?

Flush out your arse and feel better for it.

[X] Has a certain ring* to it.

For once a Flushie won't be a pain in the arse.

 ;whistle;

Can you tell if you meet someone if they have had a colonic, are there tell tale signs ?

When you first switch the suction pump on, does it hollow out the cheeks of your face, cos that means posh spice has had it done

Does it make your eyes go cross eyed and  does this wear off

Has Anthea Turner had it done, cos she's cleaned every where else

(http://www.newprophecy.net/Carol_Vorderman.jpg)

Enough of the optically challenged gags please  :'(

Superb!

Relating it to relieving IBS symptoms would catch my attention - "IBS" is so common these days partly due to the type of food on offer, the pace of life and the fact that GPs do not have the resources to further test for more precise diagnoses.

Best of luck with your research.

Just love Kev's unintentional quotes  ;applause;

Have you ever thought about joining up with a coffee shop and having a buy one get one free offer on the coffee to get the punters in.

They can have it done whilst having their coffee morning with their mates great time saving idea in my opinion.

Walking past Starbucks on the high street wouldn't be the same again.

+1

Heres a slogan for you ...

Flush your posterior for a healthy interior

nice one kev....


how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?

LOL thats a winner !!

+1

+2

FFS you are all missing a trick,

"All colonic's come with free Happy ending"

end of tbh, you will have people queuing up round the block for the service, and this way you can charge more than the competition.

I almost sprayed my mouthful of wine over my monitor.

I just wanna bump this thread up on behalf of DingDell. I mentioned to her my girlfriend has had some real problems lately with her stomach and without being asked, for free, out of the kindness of her own heart she gave her a call and gave her loads of advice and dietry tips. We are now mulling over whether to go against doctors orders of waiting a few weeks and getting down to her clinic, after seeing about 5 doctors and basically being told nothing, speaking to Tracey really inspired her with confidence.

If anyone is going to stick a pipe up my girlfriends bum, its Dingdell.

Very much appreciated, cheers Tracey.

 rotflmfao ;applause; ;tightend;

PS  Really glad she's helping your girlfriend out.   ;)