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Colchester Kev
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Heres a slogan for you ...
Flush your posterior for a healthy interior
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nice one kev....
how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?
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Quote from: celtic on October 24, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
nice one kev....
how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?
LOL thats a winner !!
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Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 24, 2008, 07:32:10 PM
Quote from: celtic on October 24, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
nice one kev....
how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?
LOL thats a winner !!
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Re: What would excite you about having a colonic?
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Quote from: jizzemm on October 25, 2008, 02:16:52 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 24, 2008, 07:32:10 PM
Quote from: celtic on October 24, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
nice one kev....
how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?
LOL thats a winner !!
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FFS you are all missing a trick,
"All colonic's come with free Happy ending"
end of tbh, you will have people queuing up round the block for the service, and this way you can charge more than the competition.
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Quote from: FuglyBaz on October 25, 2008, 05:00:48 PM
Quote from: jizzemm on October 25, 2008, 02:16:52 PM
Quote from: Colchester Kev on October 24, 2008, 07:32:10 PM
Quote from: celtic on October 24, 2008, 07:26:05 PM
nice one kev....
how about 'flush out your shitter, it will make you feel fitter'?
LOL thats a winner !!
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I just wanna bump this thread up on behalf of DingDell. I mentioned to her my girlfriend has had some real problems lately with her stomach and without being asked, for free, out of the kindness of her own heart she gave her a call and gave her loads of advice and dietry tips. We are now mulling over whether to go against doctors orders of waiting a few weeks and getting down to her clinic, after seeing about 5 doctors and basically being told nothing, speaking to Tracey really inspired her with confidence.
If anyone is going to stick a pipe up my girlfriends bum, its Dingdell.
Very much appreciated, cheers Tracey.
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Quote from: Dingdell on October 22, 2008, 12:14:27 PM
I would like to know which word or phrase would interest you most/catch your eye in relation to colonics.
Quote from: DaveShoelace on November 10, 2008, 01:40:18 PM
If anyone is going to stick a pipe up my girlfriends bum, its Dingdell.
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PS Really glad she's helping your girlfriend out.
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