What would excite you about having a colonic?

[TightEnd]

"Dingdell's Colonics..Stick that in yoiur pipe and smoke it"?

do I win?

[kinboshi]

I think we need to come up with a few suggestions for a catchy advertising slogan for Tracey ..


This could be fun !!

Thats not my entry by the way

And neither was that 

Can anyone join in, or is this a private affair?

(that's not mine either)

[tikay]

"Arse Jeeves"

[thetank]

I'll tell you where you can stick your colonic irrigation.

No need, I'm already fully trained.

[WYSINWYG]

I'll be your secret shopper if you want (as long as they aren't a complete charlatan!)

Claire has it. Thank you.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Haven't you tried advertising on Youtube, the original home of DIY colonic irrigation?

[thetank]

Flush out your arse and feel better for it.

[WYSINWYG]

Flush out your arse and feel better for it.

[X] Has a certain ring* to it.

[Rod Paradise]

Flush out your arse and feel better for it.

[X] Has a certain ring* to it.

For once a Flushie won't be a pain in the arse.

 

[The-Crow]

Can you tell if you meet someone if they have had a colonic, are there tell tale signs ?

When you first switch the suction pump on, does it hollow out the cheeks of your face, cos that means posh spice has had it done

Does it make your eyes go cross eyed and  does this wear off

Has Anthea Turner had it done, cos she's cleaned every where else

[AndrewT]

Can you tell if you meet someone if they have had a colonic, are there tell tale signs ?

When you first switch the suction pump on, does it hollow out the cheeks of your face, cos that means posh spice has had it done

Does it make your eyes go cross eyed and  does this wear off

Has Anthea Turner had it done, cos she's cleaned every where else

[Colchester Kev]

Enough of the optically challenged gags please 

[tikay]

Can you tell if you meet someone if they have had a colonic, are there tell tale signs ?

When you first switch the suction pump on, does it hollow out the cheeks of your face, cos that means posh spice has had it done

Does it make your eyes go cross eyed and  does this wear off

Has Anthea Turner had it done, cos she's cleaned every where else

Superb!

[Harmony26]

Relating it to relieving IBS symptoms would catch my attention - "IBS" is so common these days partly due to the type of food on offer, the pace of life and the fact that GPs do not have the resources to further test for more precise diagnoses.

Best of luck with your research.

Just love Kev's unintentional quotes 

[brummieboy]

Have you ever thought about joining up with a coffee shop and having a buy one get one free offer on the coffee to get the punters in.

They can have it done whilst having their coffee morning with their mates great time saving idea in my opinion.

Walking past Starbucks on the high street wouldn't be the same again.

[HOLDorFOLD]

Relating it to relieving IBS symptoms would catch my attention - "IBS" is so common these days partly due to the type of food on offer, the pace of life and the fact that GPs do not have the resources to further test for more precise diagnoses.

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