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 Looking to borrow abit of cash for a few months can't do companies as not on elctoral role and dont want to do provident as there only go upto 500 quid. Looking to borrow 3-5k over about 6 months. And before you ask it's not for gambling LOL Some of you know that i've been away at a nice little hotel for about 18  months ;-) I need the money for a deposit & rent on a flat. Just sorted myself out a job so if i can pay back quicker then i will. Please PM me if you know anyone. Cheers. Dave.

P.S Before anyone starts about my lack of posts i was on here as PokerDave69 before. This is my new Name.

Google 'Ask Fergus'?

Tried that mate, No luck. Also tried yahoo, ask and gumtree, but i suspect they are not going to allow Loan sharks to advertise on their sites. Thanks anyway. Dave

worst idea you have ever had mate. get interest free loan from goverment and start somewhere shite and then when you have earned the money you would have needed to pay back a loan shark you will have more than enough to get going in a half decent place.

DONT DO IT.,.,.,
i used to lend money to a guy that loansharked.,.,when i found out how he smashed them up if they didnt pay,.,it all stopped.,.,
they will be so nice ,,,saying yes have as much as you need.,.,then the snowball starts mate DONT DO IT.,.,
cant you get a credit card?
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Hi mate cheers for your post, no finding hard to obtain credit due to not being on the electoral role plus not having any funds going in / out of bank acct due to being away. Parents are both retired so not going to ask them, they are finding it hard to keep the heating on all day. As i've already said ive sorted myself out a job now so paying back won't be a problem, if i can find one and agree terms i.e borrow 5k and pay back £400 a month they wont change the terms and ask for say £800 a month will they ?? Dave

If you like a bit of a gamble.

Find a loan shark, take as big a loan as you can get out of him.

Then when you can't get afford the repayments just grass him up to the authorities.

Loan gets written off - easy money

FYP

Yeah good idea Jon LOL Personally i kinda like my life and have a lovely family and a good bunch of mates so getting shoot wouldnt be nice for me or them come to think of it, Plus i wouldnt tuck anyone up , if i borrowed the money id pay it back simple as. Thanks anyway for the idea

I did say, if you like a bit of a gamble :)

Go to a Loan-Shark? Never. NEVER ever, do that.

Legit credit is everywhere, mountains of it. You just need to be a tinsy bit creative when you fill in the Forms.

there is currently very little legit credit available

FYP

[X] I love to overuse 'FYP'

I find it hard to beieve you could not get a few grand on a Credit Card, subject to a little creativity, Rich.

with creativity/deception/fraud sure, that doesn't mean its legit.

Most of us have been a little economical with the truth in these mattrers at some stage in our lives. Better than going to a Loan-Shark. ANYTHING beats that!

Cheers Tikay Ive tried most avenues mate so unless i start going down peoples bins and hopefully finding statements or whatever i need and risk going back to where ive just come from (dont fancy that again if im honest) im short of ideas . lol. Thanks anyway mate . Hope your keeping well, u had any results recently ? Dave

Youre welcome. I'm fine & dandy, thank you, & yeah, I've had the odd result, I keep out of trouble like, in my own little way.

be on the electoral role

Maybe he doesn't want to vote ?

There are...erm...less reputable loan companies out there (who only lend money to poor people at a ridiculous rate and stop by your house to collect and stuff)..that won't break your legs if you don't pay up and don't charge 300%+ interest..

Don't go to a loanshark...really..it's a seriously bad idea.

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From moneysupermarket.com:

http://www.everyday-loans.co.uk  Typical APR 65.4%

And this one is so close to being perfect:

http://www.flmloans.co.uk Typical APR 42.6%

They both suggest that if you have a job and can breathe, you're in.

Well if he wants the dough bad enough, maybe he needs to compromise. Everything has a price.

Cheers Longines, Both require gaurantors i have already applied with flm but for a 2k loan they want 36 repayments at £100 so will total £3600 minimum plus a £200 admin/processing fee. This is the reason i'm trying to go down the shark route coz i wont have to pay anything upfront and most of them only charge 50% so if i borrowed 2k would have to pay back 3k which i can live with. Thanks though.

 50% annual interest in convenient monthly payments? Seriously, if you that's all a loanshark charges you as yearly interest you know some of the nicest loan sharks in the business.

Yup, & their Terms & Conditions are written on this. It's in very small writing, but don't worry, you get a close-up view pretty soon.

Well i found someone that could of lent me 3k and i had to pay back 4.5k , had to make weekly repayments, all fell through though coz think someone had same idea as Jon did in his post LOL and it all came on top, now he has got to keep his head down.

it helps but isnt essential.

What about credit unions?

Cant you tap flushy, he's loaded!

I've just registered fml-loans.co.uk - might be able to make some money from that!

:D

do loan sgarks even still exist?

One of my uncles is a loan shark and its not really talked about in the family because its not a nice profession to be in.

He was investigated and put on the BBC...check this link...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7524318.stm

This stuff is pretty standard amongst loan sharks - explore any other avenue if you can

Does he need a website?

That is GENIUS !

Good lord, I just realised I praised Kybosh.... ;ashamed;

:)up

right, i'll lend you a tenner and i want £14 back next week, if you dont pay i'll throw your hamster at the coffee table, we got a deal?

Does he have a refer a friend bonus scheme?

I'll take that action

dont try and get me on a technicality cos you haven't got a hamster, i dont mind drowning your Parrot or force feeding your dog cheese and mouthwash sandwich's if i have to.

I once used a cat as a duster for a whole sundays cleaning, it's a brutal bussines but thats how i roll.

If I wanted to find a loan shark, I'd ask a prossie.

I had no idea you spoke with bolt THAT often.

I don't get it. Is the insinuation simply that bolt is a prostitute, or is something clever going on that I'm missing?

If you are calling bolt a prostitute you need to be careful.

He could be along in a minute and call you a poo-head. Where will you be then?

that would probably be right on the money, but then again i embrace these things, he still refuses to admit he loves the feel of nylons on his arse cheeks.

you're both poo-heads

So anyway does anyone know of any loan sharks in London or Kent ???  ;slavedriver;

ffs, you still trying to get yourself done in?!

this is genius. who would ever guess that harry lamb was actually mr haralambous

is 2,297% apr good?

These ridic aprs are usually a little bit hyped up.

Yes the apr is stupidly high but that's because the loan is probably one where you borrow £100 and pay back £140 next week. The actual cost of the loan is only £40 but because it's short term and 40% per week the apr is insane.

A lot of these loans are just to help people out who need some cash immediately and have no other way of getting it. Next week they get their giro or whatever they can pay the loan back.

It's a high risk loan so it comes at a high cost.

A loan shark is an entirely different animal. They break your legs.

I think we both know a quality double glazing company who would know someone to lend him the money.

I think we both also know what then happens.

Bad times mate. Worst plan ever.

If you would like an exact description of what happens when you miss a payment by an hour let me know.
A good friend of mine used to 'enforce' loans on behalf of someone.

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balaclava, hand gun local bookies and your sorted mate.

if you done 18 month in the pokey 7 year for armed robbery if you get caught wont be bad just make sure you stash the dosh to come out to.

Have you any means to actually pay this loan back?
It is no good assuming something will come along and borrow on the strength of that.

Yes mate i have . I'm in full time employment. Only been there a short while otherwise might be able to get one through the company but i can't at present. Ive got no intention of stitching him/her up even though JON thinks it would be a good idea as stated in a previous post lol ;-) as i value my, my family and friends lives, Paying it back on a weekly basis is not a problem, Dave

Does anyone actually know someone personally that had their legs broken by loan sharks?

not there legs, but ribs/jaw/nose (and he didnt look pretty)they left the arms and legs to give them a chance to get the ££££ otherwise they would have 0 chance

7yr for like 1k out a bookies f*** that lol

maria i have heard/seen people that were tortured for £300,,,which then accumalted to £4,500 over 6 months

they were a team from cardiff that now dont operate/that im aware of,due to stiff sentences one guy had 7 years for it...kidnap and all that stuff....

i would strongly advise disco to get his head done,and crack on for a few months open a bank account for wages to go in and then ask the bank for a small short term loan....

Happened regularly on the Sopranos. :)

Your going to wrong bookies mate ;)

yeah, go to the one bandit uses, they'll have way more than 1k behind the counter

Boom!

there it is

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