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« Reply #45 on: January 04, 2009, 06:28:50 AM »

If you are calling bolt a prostitute you need to be careful.

He could be along in a minute and call you a poo-head. Where will you be then?

that would probably be right on the money, but then again i embrace these things, he still refuses to admit he loves the feel of nylons on his arse cheeks.
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« Reply #46 on: January 04, 2009, 04:24:58 PM »

you're both poo-heads
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« Reply #47 on: January 04, 2009, 06:04:03 PM »

So anyway does anyone know of any loan sharks in London or Kent Huh? 
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« Reply #48 on: January 04, 2009, 10:33:01 PM »

So anyway does anyone know of any loan sharks in London or Kent Huh? 

ffs, you still trying to get yourself done in?!
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« Reply #49 on: January 04, 2009, 10:36:44 PM »

One of my uncles is a loan shark and its not really talked about in the family because its not a nice profession to be in.

He was investigated and put on the BBC...check this link...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7524318.stm

This stuff is pretty standard amongst loan sharks - explore any other avenue if you can

this is genius. who would ever guess that harry lamb was actually mr haralambous

is 2,297% apr good?
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« Reply #50 on: January 06, 2009, 09:31:22 AM »

One of my uncles is a loan shark and its not really talked about in the family because its not a nice profession to be in.

He was investigated and put on the BBC...check this link...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7524318.stm

This stuff is pretty standard amongst loan sharks - explore any other avenue if you can

this is genius. who would ever guess that harry lamb was actually mr haralambous

is 2,297% apr good?

These ridic aprs are usually a little bit hyped up.

Yes the apr is stupidly high but that's because the loan is probably one where you borrow £100 and pay back £140 next week. The actual cost of the loan is only £40 but because it's short term and 40% per week the apr is insane.

A lot of these loans are just to help people out who need some cash immediately and have no other way of getting it. Next week they get their giro or whatever they can pay the loan back.

It's a high risk loan so it comes at a high cost.

A loan shark is an entirely different animal. They break your legs.
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« Reply #51 on: January 07, 2009, 12:30:37 AM »

One of my uncles is a loan shark and its not really talked about in the family because its not a nice profession to be in.

He was investigated and put on the BBC...check this link...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/7524318.stm

This stuff is pretty standard amongst loan sharks - explore any other avenue if you can

this is genius. who would ever guess that harry lamb was actually mr haralambous

is 2,297% apr good?

These ridic aprs are usually a little bit hyped up.

Yes the apr is stupidly high but that's because the loan is probably one where you borrow £100 and pay back £140 next week. The actual cost of the loan is only £40 but because it's short term and 40% per week the apr is insane.

A lot of these loans are just to help people out who need some cash immediately and have no other way of getting it. Next week they get their giro or whatever they can pay the loan back.

It's a high risk loan so it comes at a high cost.

A loan shark is an entirely different animal. They break your legs.

I think we both know a quality double glazing company who would know someone to lend him the money.

I think we both also know what then happens.

Bad times mate. Worst plan ever.

If you would like an exact description of what happens when you miss a payment by an hour let me know.
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« Reply #52 on: January 07, 2009, 01:18:57 AM »

balaclava, hand gun local bookies and your sorted mate.

if you done 18 month in the pokey 7 year for armed robbery if you get caught wont be bad just make sure you stash the dosh to come out to.
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« Reply #53 on: January 07, 2009, 08:01:45 AM »

Have you any means to actually pay this loan back?
It is no good assuming something will come along and borrow on the strength of that.
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« Reply #54 on: January 07, 2009, 01:31:40 PM »

Yes mate i have . I'm in full time employment. Only been there a short while otherwise might be able to get one through the company but i can't at present. Ive got no intention of stitching him/her up even though JON thinks it would be a good idea as stated in a previous post lol ;-) as i value my, my family and friends lives, Paying it back on a weekly basis is not a problem, Dave
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« Reply #55 on: January 07, 2009, 02:47:19 PM »

Does anyone actually know someone personally that had their legs broken by loan sharks?
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« Reply #56 on: January 07, 2009, 02:56:51 PM »

Does anyone actually know someone personally that had their legs broken by loan sharks?

not there legs, but ribs/jaw/nose (and he didnt look pretty)they left the arms and legs to give them a chance to get the ££££ otherwise they would have 0 chance
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« Reply #57 on: January 07, 2009, 05:04:18 PM »

balaclava, hand gun local bookies and your sorted mate.

if you done 18 month in the pokey 7 year for armed robbery if you get caught wont be bad just make sure you stash the dosh to come out to.

7yr for like 1k out a bookies f*** that lol
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« Reply #58 on: January 07, 2009, 06:49:39 PM »

Does anyone actually know someone personally that had their legs broken by loan sharks?
maria i have heard/seen people that were tortured for £300,,,which then accumalted to £4,500 over 6 months

they were a team from cardiff that now dont operate/that im aware of,due to stiff sentences one guy had 7 years for it...kidnap and all that stuff....

i would strongly advise disco to get his head done,and crack on for a few months open a bank account for wages to go in and then ask the bank for a small short term loan....
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« Reply #59 on: January 07, 2009, 07:10:18 PM »

Does anyone actually know someone personally that had their legs broken by loan sharks?

Happened regularly on the Sopranos. Smiley
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