blonde poker forum

I wanna put faces to names - so I guess I'll start.

Here's me on the left with a friend, who is now serving in Basra, at my uni ball.

Get your pics out....

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i posted this earlier but will add it anyway - me and the missus to be
DO NOT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THE JEANS LOL

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I'd post a pic but I have a good face for radio :D

Here's me with one of my many ladyfriends.

(http://www.toysnjoys.com/barbie/snoopy.jpg)

lol - soz all - just kidding.

That's just a cartoon. I'll post a proper one.


Here's me out shopping...

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LOL

NICE JEANS!!!!

me 2nd from left.............



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had to change the pic cos my friend went mad at me for posting it, sorry x

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Foxy minx if you would like any heads up games please please let me know  :kiv:

foxy you could have given me there tel #

LOL whos would you like ironside? you met one of them at the festival you should have asked then x

it will have to be the other one i cant date claire she works in a casino

i think we are all good looking peeps

HUBBA HUBBA

thx

im afraid i dont have the other girls number as we met her whilst over there partying  >:(

damm where is the beach pics lol

dejavumIronside was thinking the same lol

LOL they are all saved on one of my files with a secret password  ;)

Here ironside i found one especially for you

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foxy you are beautiful :):)

i meant the pics with you lovely ladies on the beach

you can always send them to my adult only email address of ilovewomen@innocent.com or the one for really hot ladies
ilovewomen@2die.com but if they are burning hot just bypass me and send them to kiv@fraybentospies.com

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Me + Mates @ Rock City.

For some reason photos of me when sober are scarce, at least in digital form anyway.

Sadly the ;chieften; has no good pictures of himself on his computer.

Not to worry though, here's a bad one instead

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Continuing the bad photo theme...

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jesus tank when the hell was that one taken, at 5am after a 5 hour session versus Billy the mouth?

there you go

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ok i dont know if you realise this, but im actually a female: (see below supporting my local football team)

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here is my ex boyfriend, we split up last year and now he lives in spain!

Me and my 60,000 friends all miss him loads!

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What on earth did she see in me ?



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5 hours with Billy the mouth?
How is that possible, he usually quits just after he's won two hands.

who knows, but you better get Tikay's jacket back to him, before he notices its missing!

im still not talking to you!

Doing a 4 way deal 3 secs after i go out 5th Grrrrrrrrrrr

Who me? I crashed out in 6th, had no part in any dodgy deal.

oh so you didnt get tipped for dealing?  :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: :kiss: ;D

I don't accept any tips I get from dealing, any gratuities are passed to the staff that work there.

Nice post sixpac

very kind off you young sir.

now time for a wee SnG!

Is that what they mean by bet the pot?!!?

Me in middle with light blue polo shirt on

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sixpac,

What a lovely picture.

Nice one Bob.

Truly is a lovely photo of you and you dear Wife Sixpac  :)

Me and my handsome husband ( M3boy ) we dont actually have many pics of us together because i'm the one who holds the camera and camcorder  :tikay:

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so how do you post a picture then ?

 :blonde:

click additional options, then browse - find the photo on your hard drive and select it so that it appears in the attachment box

Most of my pics are to big to put on here , and i have no idea how to make them smaller  :( :blonde:

Ok This is a picture of me with someone quite famous.

(I am the one on the right)  :D

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Talking of former Leicester managers, I met Brian Little once. I shook his hand and wished him all the best for the new season. Three weeks later he was sacked.

Charmaine what a lovely picture - you both look so happy and relaxed :):):)

No pics of me as I run and hide when a camera comes out...

Have encountered some of you accross the tables. Say hello if i don't, i'm a bit shy.

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Shy?! With that alias?  :D

Bit out of character, but i thought it was funny.

I was sat on the table next door to you at walsall £300 the other day. Very impressed with your chops.

lol - ty, grew them myself.

At one point in the comp were u sat on the table next door.

U should have said hello

Me and Hubby xxxx



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Even though its the pic in my profile i thought i'd take this opportunity to post a full size one as you cant really make me out in my profile pic. Contrary to popular belief i'm actully the one sat in front of the chips guarding them - the big bozo in the background is just the messanger, i'm the brains of the outfit. I sit on the cards and relay telepathic messages to him during live games telling him what to do and when playing online i sit on the side of the laptop and do the same.

Usually it works a treat but very occasionally the telepathic signals get "lost in translation" (if were sat next to any large electrical appliance usually) - this sometimes results in him raising with 8-3 o/s when i clearly told him to fold!!

(this is my excuse and i'm sticking to it!!!)  :D

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enlarged it's nothing like but your avatar looks like Lou Diamond Philips, which I always thought was an odd choice.

i wasn't sure it was you and i was concentrating on trying to get some of the 45000 chips that con was tilting off for no good reason.

Will say hello next time.

sry - I meant to say...

At what point in the comp were u sat at the neighbouring table?

me

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Heres the one I'm using for my avatar... It was taken at Rob Yong's house.... I like it cos it makes me look like a poker player :)



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This is me... Fantastic man makeup!

And foxy is looking fantabulous... along with Claire, it is a new word that is very apt i think!



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Well, now you've got long hair, AdamM, I think you look a bit like this guy...

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Charmaine,

Drop a PM to Ironside, he can make you smaller.

Perhaps he could do the same for me and then try it on my pics

From the off, i was sat on the table by the rail to the left of yours then i got moved to the one you were looking directly at where red dog made a short appearence before the table was broken up.

Well i am a silver crystal monkey so i suppose Diamond isnt too far away from the truth!! Oh you mean the lummox in the background......

He's had Keanu Reeves mentioned on the odd occasion - When he had long hair and Keanu had just done Bill & Ted's then when he had it cut short Keanu starred in Speed. but i have to admit Lou Diamond Phillips is a new one :)

probably just the way my screne is set up. the bigger pic looks nothing like him

She's just paid a fortune to go bigger Tikay  lol

okay, okay, just for the ladies.



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The first one is a lucky shot, taken with a mobile phone in Newccy in August.  (My avatar)

The 2nd one was taken by an official photographer, I don't remember when.



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This one reminds me of winning something.  I have to refer to it frequently!

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WAs so funny Tikay , being made smaller indeed !!!  :)

Thank you Zelda ..... i for one am very much in love , and it definatley deepens  not a staganant relationship lol

Would be nice to put the " POSH" pic of us up , I'll send Iron a message  :)up

Hey smart arXe, nae need for your cheek nappy boy, You that is too scared to sit down at the cash games.

Go on big man, get in there!

no mate, nothing to do with bottle, i just dont have the spare cash to sit at a cash table at present, especially with the bambino on the way now.

Plus i never ever play cash tables, i purely only play tourneys / SnG's. Never have, never will mate.

I am just joshing you mate.

i know you are mate, cos thats your game, thats what you do, but hey ive clocked that long ago.....woops, are we not supposed to give out info on other players?? Sorry  :)up

now wait a sec, you have more tells than I ever saw on one bloke. I will keep those to myself ofcourse but the wors people and glasshouses comes to mind!!

Why do you think I am so keen to get you in to a cash game?

Thanks to Ironside i now have the posh pic !!!
Only time me n Paul have gone posh since our wedding , and being a woman i loved it  :blonde:

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Verry Posh dahling. You and your hubby look adorable. what what...:)

Nice pic Charmaine,    they didnt spare any expense on that red carpet though did they ... i have hankies bigger than that lol  :D

is that why it was me that made you take all your buy-ins within the first 20mins of the tourney the other night, or did i just dream that one????

Hmmmmm!

the only other hand i was involved with youy, was when you had straight, i knew i was behind with top pair, but i felt i had enough to call for the flush, unfortunately, you got lucky and i missed, but in the end still managed to come 5th.  8)

LOl , the carpet was something wasnt it ? but that stretch car thing was bloody fantastic , we girls thoroughly enjoyed our cruise around London

Flushy has "Cruised" around London on a few occasions :)

Charmaine, wasn't that the P4C launch?

I was there as well, for a short time.

Juat wanted to say thank you to Zelda and Gambler for their posts. thanks guys x x x x x x
and Ian looking lovely as ever  :-* :-*
where ia your picture Zelda?
Charmaine thats a lovely picture of you and your husband you look gorg  8)

Hmmmphhhhhh   what about my pic foxy ??   

By the way, I have printed yours out and had it laminated ;) ... Love to Claire xx

lol your pic kev is just fantastic  8)

no dont be doing anything naughty with my pic, im trusting you with it lol

Yes it was Robert , sadly i didnt know you then  ;)

Thank you Foxy , though i must say you live up to your name  :)

We did indeed. 

I still laugh now when I remember sticking my head out of the sunroof and waving to everyone on the steps of St Pauls, it was the fact that they waved back that tickles me still.

I speak the truth foxy - no pics of me - I am very camera shy...

Zelda, will you behave yourself.

you MUST have a photo somewhere.

We don't care if you've got two heads or whatever, stick it up.

I've put mine up...

Where is your real picture Snoopy?

he broke my camera in walsall

That is my real picture.

Put your real picture up like everyone else has   ;D ;D ;D ;) ;) ;)

Due to popular demand, here's my ugly mug...

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Was that after bongathon 2005? :)

Ok - here is a picture of my on my 40th - went to new york with the girls and we did a sex in the city night - my hair has grown a bit but it's still me.  I've got a really nice recent one with my friend but I can't put it on the site as she works undercover - it's the only one where my eyes aren't red and it looks like I'm sober......

Having seen others pics I'm sure we've been at the same tourneys - but I asked someone last night if he was from blonde and got the wierdest look........!

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Me and Mrs Red, the rest of the world dosn't exist



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What is Mrs Red-dog thnking.....

Lol, Both a bit merry, she's singing harmonies

when was that taken 1972?

Get ready.....

Why thank you Iron, Mrs Red will love you, it was Christmas 2003

she looks very young in that photo about 12

That would be illegal!

why all she is doing is singing

Caption competition


Red "Bye bye, Miss American Pie, drove my Chevy....."

Mrs Red "Bugger, he's set the dogs off again!"

lol - nah, I always look like that.

I can't decide whether the look on Red's face in that pic is due to the emotion of the song or the fact that he appears to have gone 'gonads-first' into the arm of the chair!

Sheriff

That's how he hits the high notes  :D

Where's Mrs Red's other hand???

carefull she is only 12

Operating Mr Red in a Christmas party ventriloquist act

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Me in Ming the Merciless pose (also a stone or 2 lighter :( )


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Me in 1995 (post Cup Final).

Every time I sit in an online room I shout: BLONDITE to no response. I'm sure on everyone's notes they have me down as Timmy Turrets.

Great pic RED.

Rod ever time i see that pic of you before the cup final, i just piss myself laughing, cant get over that one mate sorry!

But can i just ask one question mate, how can you go from that celtic fan legend to this:


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Sorry mate, i just had to, its the Xmas spirit and all that.

no need dave ::)

Bassa!! ;)

(http://www.aworldofpoker.com/forum/images/avatars/468555281427261187c83e.gif)

Sorry I only have this pic and it's when i had flu

Thought I'd give you all a laugh:

This is me at 18. (18 years ago  lol)

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Why would we laugh at a beautyful young lady, trace

Wow, I'm old enough to be your slighty more mature secret lover

Why would we laugh?

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I thought you were my slightly more mature secret lover?

I guess you don't see it the way I do Dewi lmao.  but thank you for the compliment.

My excuse for the hair is that it WAS the 80's.

I think we went to the same hairdresser........those were the days..........when boys were boys......girls were girls.........and kissing was very bad but very good.......aaaaaaahhhhhhh

Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss  lol

this is me. 4th time lucky

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where did you say you live mad?  :kiv:

You used to be in a pop band, then became a Presenter on MTV? Deffo looks like that lady.....can't remdrmber her name. Thick Scottish accent. The Vid was shot on a boat in the Thames. Anyone know who I mean post a pic please.

i can compress files. sorry about quality

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do you mean Clare Grogan, Grandad ?   She fronted an 80's group called altered images ..and starred in gregorys girl ... she also starred in my first ermmmmmmm "experience" :)

You talking to me Kiv?

that's her, Clare Grogan, Altered Images, one hit wonders. Deffo reminds me of madasahatstand.

here is the lovely clare grogan ... and yes , Mad is a lookalike :)

(http://www.vipics.co.uk/stars/grog.jpg)

Who, Me?

no red, that space is reserved for me:)

See Kiv, Clare & Mad ARE one & the same!

Which brings me neatly to Britney Spears.

I just happened to catch "(Hit me) Baby One More Time" on FHM. No matter how naff Britney has become these days, it's gotta be said, that Video, notwithstanding the world's worst mining, is definitely very special, & very iconic. If only she could go back to being as she was then.

It's funny what success can do to some people. Fortunately so far I have managed to avoid most of the pitfalls

That video raised a generation i reckon :)

PMSL ... nicely put :)

Come on Tikay, get a pic on here. I know we have your profile but how about you away from the table? Like in one of those nightclubs that lads your age go to.

 :hello: axxeman

Axxeman,  :hello:


enjoyed sort of watching you on Poker Night Live through alcoholic hazes.....

Aaaah. Is this the fella that trained a complete novice up to beat 5 pros?

here is only one of me on laptop,im fast on but note the grim reaper looking as if he's coming throught the door, ( kev spotted this b4)    i wanna see some nun!!

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Me in LV

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This picture I found at work today, taken a couple of years ago, to go in the company magazine whilst being an excellent horse racing tipster on Radio Cymru (welsh language radio station).

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hehe

Love the piccy Dewi. Awesome stuff.

Suited Jock, could it be that the Tshirt your wearing does infact bare the mark of a certain Glasgow based soccer team???

I got sacked from the radio job, due to being a little under the weather, live on air just before a Wales v Engand rugby international

Sacked for being under the weather?! Boy, they're harsh.

This is me, so shut it!

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Photographic evidence proving Brad Pitt joined celebrities such as Tobey Maguire and Ben Affleck in playing this years WSOP!

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sure is dave

jeez dave you look really interested there mate lol, not the happy smiley you from work lol

...

Come on guys and gals where are the pics of the rest of you???????????????????????????

I don't do good photos :)

Best one of me is up <g>.

Heid
xx

You want another one of me don't you?

No threats pls.

If all the girls get together and demand it I may be persuaded  :kiss:

Loads of demand here RED - go on then give us a pic, ;scarymoment;

I can feel the indifference washing over me  :(

Come on Heid! Good ones, schmood ones!

Here Red, let me do the honours for you:



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the next step!



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Seriously Mr Baron, I searched and searched my photos, and there isn't one I would post up here.

Unless you want a full size Geisha pic again, but that's boring :)

Wish I could find the Rogue pic - those evening gloves are fabulous.

Top forgotten fashion tip for women - full length evening gloves absolutely get the right attention.

looking fantastic there red dog  :D  blondes do have more fun though  ;)

how would you know ;D ;karabiner;

Hey Dave how are you ?

We met in Vegas this year, I'm aka Ralph (Tsatske).

In fact we played 9ball most evenings with Ruru and the rest of the Betfair crew at the Kilt Bar.

Nice to have you aboard the good ship Blonde  :)up

 You ask the silliest of things ironside  ;)  y do you think???????

no idea! do you know a blonde that has more fun than you?

i am a blonde u cheeky bugger

i think he was talking about real blondes, not bottled ones.

i never said that

lol i am a natural blonde i have baby pics to prove it  :kiv:

We believe you, no pics of you having a baby please!

LOL im far to young for that red  8)

Thats me at the back in backhand push mode

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Whoops, wrong picture, this is me at the back in push mode.  I'm the rather athletic looking fella in the previous post!! :D

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sorry for bad picture but hey no 1s perfect

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Action Man..hope Tony doesn't give me a red card for this .....But is that a pkt of Pringles under that blanket?..

OK, so I promised....

this is from 2001<g>

brownie points if you can guess who I am supposed to be dressed up as .....



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With the hair I'm thinking Cruella Deville!  (?sp)

Bugger, you beat me to it

Is the big guy Mr Pickwick, he of the horrendous suit?

Nope, and it was a wig, hence my lovely red cheeks, plus the fact I had just been stuck in a lift for 20 minutes.

:)

Tikay?

Nah he's Mr Paul Dadge :)

he's not that tall, I am just very short <g>

with those gloves and the white hair streak its gotta be Rogue from the Xmen series, even in classic costume instead of the all new modern jump suit look

We have a winner :)

Bluewolf - you big geek :)

Girlies - evening gloves are a man magnet :)

Heid
xx

I'll put some on in bed tonight and hope!  lol

Evening gloves, stiletto's and a smile. That really is all you need girls

Hmmm, think the bed sheets may get a bit twisted up in the Stillies...  Might just give that one a miss..

You could try oven gloves and wellies but it's not the same

That'd save me some money, but I'd have to go for Yellow Marigolds as my oven gloves are a big gopping!

tikay was talking of the pic above, satcom's.

Mr Pickwick being Tony Bambury, that isn't him, he was there but had to leave earlier.

Two pics of Mr B can be seen here:

http://www.poker4charity.org/index.php?page=p4cnottsxmas&parent=pastevents (http://www.poker4charity.org/index.php?page=p4cnottsxmas&parent=pastevents)

Pictures 15th and 16th down.

What a great outfit Heid!!

Ta :)

now trace, why would you wear stilettos to bed? i prefer jammies.....:)


i forgot to say, heid you look great in that get up!!

Tutt Mad, you of all people should know a lady doesn't reveal her secrets...  pmsl

lady..........thats pushing artistic licence a bit to far tracy :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

sit and swivel satty   lmfao   git

Hmm I see what you mean satcom  8)

i rest my case rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Read my sig!

bump.

Yes, let's have some more pics, I'll start



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 rotflmfao

Oh my Goooooooooood!

Please confirm that is you...

And that must have been some wedding!  :D

taken in 1931

Love the pic RED

Yo Adrian, I did it!

There's a story on here somewhere to go with that pic, I'll try to find it

Nice trophy. That your last win?  ;)

And how do u pick the cards up with that boxing glove on?

I took up boxing when I was 23, I trained hard for 6 months and was superbly fit whan I had my first fight, I was matched against a great hairy monster who broke my nose in the first 30 seconds and then proceeded to beat the bejeasus out of me for the next two rounds, although I did manage to block most of his punches with my face.

Before the start of the third and final round my corner man tried to get me to retire on the pretence that I had hurt my thumb, but I was young and foolish and insisted on carrying on.

the third round was just a blurred nightmare, then, suddenly everything seemed to be happening in slow motion, I could see this big sweaty face seemingly motionless in front of me and I hit it with a huge, desperate, last of my strength punch. I knew I had connected, it was like hitting a wall, then as I stood there, totaly spent, trying just to remain upright and struggling to get air into my screaming lungs, I saw his eyes roll upwards and watched in amazement as he toppled, pole like, to the canvas. My first thought was "if he gets up, Im gettin out of this ring" but he didn't and I was the winner by a knockout.

It was a very unfair result to what had been a great performance by him, I had a drink with him the next day, (lovely bloke) there wasnt a mark on him, I on the other hand had a nose like a pump handle, two huge fat lips and I couldnt see out of my eyes, and I was the winner?

I retired from boxing that day, but I still have a 100% record

I was really bored. So I just took a pic of me being an idiot.



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What's that little white pill in your mouth for? (I don't think they are working)

Are you Rocky?

Great picture Red, not so great Snoppy.......have you got your tongue pierced?

I never boxed myself but i have trained with boxers on and off for years (not like them, more casually!!) and the training regime and punishment they go thru is awesome.
Much respect.

Me

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i did that for years in the army but i prefered them on when running as running without boxers on ended up with a little rubbing after 10 miles or so

and not 1 piccy of u on the thread?

I actually don't have any.

me  Burnley and Peter COsta at the willhill gp party

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Tongue not pierced. Must have accidentally clicked on it in 'paint' when  I was resizing the pic to fit. oops

poppet7 - you are a STAR!

star of 1800 blondes dreams

1801

LMAO

I was only playing at it, but you have to take your hat off to the pro's, 12 rounds of extreme physical effort is bad enough without someone punching you every two seconds

I have seen some of the great bare knuckle fighters in action too, those guys have hearts like lions, true modern day gladiators

 :D

You wouldn't get me in one of those ufc cages. Have to be a maniac.

heres one of me and Coca919

me on left, him on the right

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Sunday.

You could have changed your shirt.  :D

Any more Poppet? For my art class studies

Nice ;)

TY sunday & Coca .... My shares in hair gel have just gone up a few points :D

Just the mauling in training is enough!!
60 second turns trying to get the other fella off balance and my shoulders were black with bruises!!
As for the bare knuckle stuff, i see enough of that on a Friday night down the local :)

These weren't in cages, they were in quiet fields with a circle of onlookers for a ring

Yeah, I can imagine. Hold on, that sounds like a cult or something.

I was referring to the ultimate fighting on Bravo. Get some real slobber knockers sometimes.

Thought you were going to bed snoops? x

I can see the others, but I can't see this one

Got caught up. Addictive viewing this Blonde site.  ;goodvevil;

ty, now leaving for the bahamas!

wish me a rupert luck :)

Good luck mate

Good Luck! x

cheers RED, and OI snoopy....the shirt are different thanks, long and short sleeve if you look closely ;)

and NO I DIDN'T CUT IT!

This is me and mins on my wedding day.

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oh...looks like you cant tell the difference!

well one is aquascutum the other is topman! :)

Gr8 piccy.

The little en on the left looks rather startled. :)

Great pic Newman, how long ago?

July 14th 2005, done it in vegas so i could see the world series.

You old romantic

the conversation went like this

her : st lucia?

Me: Vegas!!!

Her : St lucia, It should be my choice.

Me: Vegas or I am not paying!! 

Her: ok then, but no elvis.

lol - you haggled.  :D :D

 ;goodvevil;

No snoops, she bet.. he raised... she re-raised... he pushed ALL IN :D

Nice pics all round, sorry Sunday yours has come out as the dreaded red "X".

Tom like the boxing pic, it seems as though your opponent dislodged your 'tache. Nice trophy, what did the winner get?

(I'll get my coat)

Mrs Red sold my trophy on a car boot sale a couple of years ago, I was gutted, she said she was sorry but the following week she sold my catapult

you need to be signed into your msn pass to see it

They have no concept of what is important!


Cheers ironside, haven't fired up MSN

The pic is gone i think.
MSN??

i think sunday hosted it on msn (microsoft) asked me for my passport when i went there but it could be due to his pic using up all his allowed bandwidth

I don't even get the cross, spooky, as if it was never there...............

Great pics , love the wedding pic new .. what a beatiful family .

Poppet looks a cutie and as for Red !!! ....... even cuter dare i say ???  ;hide; ;scarymoment;

 rotflmfao

Lol - I think I know who Dr Chan is.

OK me slightly sleepy and bogeyed - November 15th  I think!



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Your world looks rose tinted

That'll be the Arabian Boudoir colours lol

and maybe the sun was shining...  and yes I know I look rough..

hehehehe Trace
What you have to remember is that she doesnt drink and went to bed sober!!

Anyway heres one of me and No I aint wicked!!


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I knew i left my trolleys at yours fwoozy, thats them hanging on the radiator ;) LOL

nice carpet.

Ok then, suppose i'd better put one up of the real me......

Not sure how many of you have seen my picture that i use as my pokerstars avatar - well for those that have if you've ever wondered why i've always got a grin on my face then here's the real reason.

Funny that pokerstars wouldn't allow my full picture - they insisted that i cut it down to just a picture of my face.......



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Which one are you?  ::)

Don't ask him to speak with his mouth full

LMFAO @ Matt's post.


YOU ARE A NAUGHTY MONKEY!!!!

Me as all students are deep in thought/ drunk . Not sure who the girls were .

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This is my baby.


Murphy

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This is David's Mare

(I bought her from a bloke called David)

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do you still have horses reddog?

your horse only has 3 legs i think he saw you coming red

omg !!! ...talk about memory lane .
That pic of the pony and caravan could of been us and our pony as kids , think we called her Rawnie , or was that our dog ???
We lived in a caravan very similar to the pic , plus the boys slept in a tourer next to it .

Yes Mad, I still have horses

Charmaine, Did you know that Rawnie is the Romany word for "Lady"?

reddog

i cant resist telling you a story about a horse.when i was 17  my friends had horses and i helped look after them. because i didnt have one of my own, my friends big sister said i could foster one of hers. Buster! i loved that horse and took it out for a couple of weeks just wlking to try to get it fit and used to me. it had not been ridden in a while.
One day i tacked up buster and 2 of my friends and i went went riding in this huge field with a small loch at the bottom/ we were cantering down the hil, into the water and galloping the horses back up the hill. on my second ascent, buster went nuts and starting bucking and threw my off. ouch!!!! my friends were is stiches at me, especially because buster didnt really want to play and now i was off!! i got my own back when i lay there still as stone. they appraoched and stopped laughing. when they got off their horses and came down to where i was 'unconcious' i jumped up and should 'ya buggars!!'  it was such a good day......................

mad

Yes Red ... i remember a few words , but as ive gotten older my memory isnt what it used to be lol.

Have many happy memorys though , Dads a Romany and mums a Gorgia , makes me laugh that word , moved into a house when i was 13 as mum couldnt cope with 6 kids in a small caravan , cried my eyes out when we moved into a house .

Lovely story Mad, horses can be very mischevious and they have a great sense of humour


Charmaine, How interesting. Do you mind if I ask what your family name is?

The Romany language is slowly dying, I speak a little less than my parents, my kids speak a little less than me, In fact the form we use now is called "Poggardi Jib" which means "Broken words"

Watertight. Are you old enough to play poker?  ;)

And there's nothing wrong with aditting that you have two girlfriends.  :D

Following RED's lead of older photos, these were taken in 1997 at the Soccer AM studios after I'd been on there a part of the 'Fans of The Week'.  This was 2 games into Barnsley's one and only Premiership season when we were sat comfortably in 9th place.  The next day we lost 0-6 at home to Chelsea on Super Sunday (prompting the infamous 'We're gonna win 6-5' chant on live TV) and it proved to be the highest position we reached all season.

I love these pics for many reasons:
1) Watching football was fun back then
2) It was a top day out
3) Hells Bells is lurvely!

Sheriff

PS: Yes I am wearing fake tan.  Thanks to our 'Just Like Watching Brazil' chant they decided to make us Brazil fans of the week, hence we all went to make-up pre-show for a David Dickinson!

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Seeing as we're showing pets, heres my kitten Cokey...

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Great pics Sheriff, I love the sly look at the camera in the second one

Sheriff - I thought they only allowed "fans of the week" onto soccer AM if there were more than 8 of you?

You're a barnsley fan so how come they made an exception for the 3 of you?

They could only find 3..... :D  :D

Its almost as if she's thinking "these will end up on the internet one day!"

Sheriff

I think they said I counted as 6 people, or something like that!

Sheriff

Cokey, awww

Ah the glory years! The memories...

BRAZIL! ITS JUST LIKE WATCHING BRAZIL!

We used to know how to pass the ball back then ;)

What legally or not?  /:-| ?

well she obviously never got any poker lessons from you she can play a little

Dads Whitehead , but  Grandmothers maiden name was Webb , my kids have picked up a few words from Dad and love to hear stories of Fruit picking in summer and stories by a fire told by old men  and woman.
Dad was a   scrap merchant and i  have many memories of "going  calling " with Dad .

I know a lot of Webb's

"Going calling" not many kids have had that "privilege" eh? happy days

 :respect:

if i may be so bold to ask? whats 'going caliing'?

thanks

mad

Knocking on doors, trying to find work, asking for old scrap metal and rags, looking for a way to earn a living

thanks for that reddog. i too remember adventures involving scrap metal but there was no calling involved. just plain getting in through the fence type of stuff. its a great pleasure for me to hear this kind of stuff as its not often i get to think or talk about it. im not from the same travelling culture as you but things you have said have struck a big chord. im not one to open up too much(maybe on the surface) but this place makes me feel quite relaxed. viva life

mad

Good for you Mad, you can't beat a bit of nostalgia

Our caravans at Wisbech during strawberry picking time, circa 1990

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A nice selection of photos. One caught my eye particularly, that of Foxy Minx. Here is the question. Is she REALLY tall or does she have very small radiators??? (see page one).
Yours confused.
Simon

you know, i think id like the caravan kind of life. my passion is the sky, even though i dont know what stars are called, i am in my glory looking at them. the open life gives you a real opportunity to see the sky. if i could do anything, it would be to wander comfortably under their blanket for ever.

ps. is that you on the exercise mat?

mad

No, three of my daughters, Muzelly (Big one)  Kelly (Lying down)  Sadie (Small one)

I remember fruit picking in  Wisbech well  , was alot earlier than the 90s though more like late 70s early 80s.

<==========  One ugly mug!!! :D :D

me with Jayde 11 and Jasmin 8 my two beautiful girls xx
Thanks for the help Heidi

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As i said on msn, they're both cuties!....and you of course :D

Here is me again, excuse the mess in the background, it doesn't look like that now!

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This was me & Heidi when we heard there was a direct flight to Vegas January sale on..

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 rotflmfao cool pic

Cool pic of YOU too poppet.

Meet poppet, serial winner.

Ahhhhhhh YES! I'm a junior member now - good, I hated being the newbie. I feel part of the gang now :D

Thank you Tikay x

LOL Maureen!

Yeah the briefcases are stuffed with money... run from the convent Mother Superior TikayConastious is chasing!

OOOohhhh Kev!!!!  Dont tell everyone!   hehehehehe   

  (Besides - its a cap and a t shirt)[/b]

 :tikay: & I.

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Ohhh you look just like santa!

Who's the handsome chap stood next to your red troosers?

ironside-

how do i get my pic working mate, looks ride saying heres a picture of me and its a red cross!!

cheers

Never mind that ... whats that between santa's legs ?? !!!!!!

I saw that and didn't want to ask, I thought to myself "Nah Kiv will"

Dunno but it's plugged into the mains!!

sunday if you make sure the pic is 96 dpi then click on additional options and then add it that way

96 dpi...isnt that tyre pressure?

seriously...i havent a clue what you mean! :blonde:

No wonder he fills your stockings

what size is the pic in kb?

For recognition purposes tomorrow, here is me in a photo taken just before some proper poker pros teach me a lesson.

(http://www.andrewtracey.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/images/AndrewPhoto.jpg)

 :hello:

My entry into a "silly shirt competition" at an xmas bash:

(http://www.the-cartel.co.uk/sillyhat,jpg.jpg)

I had a three hole Doll that looked like that. We had an argument though, after she claimed I let her down.

Please tell me you won the awful shirt comp, i hate to think that someone out there owns a worse shirt than that !!

RobertHM would absolutely walk a similar contest using jumpers instead of shirts :D

I think i walked it  ;)

 a picute of me and one of my many fans.

about7 years old tho so i look at little younger.

so does the guy who is in it wiv me

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Which one?

The guy on the left or the one behind the car?

lol  no iam the guy on the right with the cool hair

Isn't that Henrik Larsson?

the one and only

that's Chesney Hawkes.

Thought id add a more recent pic of myself (slightly drunk once again lol).

This is me and one of my best mates Jules on Christmas night in the toilets of one of our local high class pubs (Rumours!!!) :D :D

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don't start all that again, for pete's sake.

Foxy, looking as spectacular as ever.....

The Baron being as nice as ever  :-*

hubba hubba

My you do look handsome  :D

handsome????????

Could have been worse lol

OK you look lovely but I refuse to hang my tongue out like the others  8)

Very nice to see you again last weekend.

like wise robert i had a great time even though i was steaming lol

I dont hang my tongue out. It just happens to sit that way when foxy posts! :D

your so smooth Aaron  :D

Aww thank you hun. That's the idea of a Mach 3! ;)

i found one of billy  (newmanseye)...........





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Big fish too...

 :cheers:

lol thats billy alright! Big Mouth Billy Bass.... featured on the front cover of The Angling Times a few months back. Also known as Billy The Fish... but theres already a poker pro known as Hilly The Fish so that sounds too unoriginal.

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There he is, bless his little cotton fin-socks.

Here's me at the Blackjack table.
Although the trophy is in front of me I didn't win as the bint in the white t shirt had two blackjacks in a row, I went all in and bombed out.
 :dontask:

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Is that Tanks Mrs......on the right in the FLOPPY hat

I wish

(wondered where my hat went, now I know)

Listen, I don't care - my mother loves me.

Me when I was about 7.. wish I'd stayed that cute lol.. what happened!?

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Another baby picture, don't know how old I was there but I'm the one thats squatting lol!

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Are you a relative of Matt674 Poppet?

Or, in that picture, are you just......thinking real hard.

Thinking real hard.. lol

not enough fur to be a relative of mine!! ;)

True!!

I don't think I want to know about your fur poppet.

I get the feeling I should be arrested sometimes.

TANK!!  :D

Only just seen this yesterday in a Man City Programme for a game I didn't go to over Christmas.


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nice 1 lol shame about the shirt

It's a beautiful shirt, or at least today it is.  :)up

This is me.  #1 looking pensive, or gormless, depending on how charitable you are.                #2 strangling a dog....as you do.



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Emm, thats a nice one of you .. did you have your flaps on?

Oh yes I did and were truly audible that day!

I daren't ask

Don't :)

won't  :-X

Robert I think you should

Stop stirring

(you ask her, go on go on go on)

I dont beleive I can, too shy, anyway it's your job

Too shy? rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

WTF are flaps?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flap_(aircraft) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flap_(aircraft))

There are other types is aswell, fowler are the most popular.....

He's managed to overcome his shyness

This is all Heidi's fault ;)

In the days when I was office based, Heids had the misfortune to work with me. In the summer I always wore flip-flops and she once exclaimed, at full belt as I was walking down the open-plan floor, "Emma!! your flaps are audible!!"  I'm quite sure nobody in that office ever looked at me in quite the same way again.

 rotflmfao

this is me lol

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Who's is that hand in the bottom right of photo?
And what is it doing? :D

lol hadnt noticed. its my cousin holdin the baby!!! :D

ok i got a couple from the bahamas that make me very proud :)

excuse the barnet, it hadn't been cut in a while!

heres one of me and Hachem, he looks pleased to see me

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me, rupert and Mr Raymer

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nice pictures Suncday just wanted to know where Hachem's other hand was and why aren't you smiling  :D

i have a weird smile!

and i can assure you his hand is placed firmly on my left buttock

This is me!



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Some lovely condiments on the table, had you just had Pie ??

Kev, you beat me to it, I'm hungry now

IIRC It was scampi & chips! Although I am suffering from eating far too many pies.

Thanks to Poppet I managed to get a profile pic at last. Thanks for the help. It still took me about 40 minutes to figure it out though. Me and computers don't mix well I am afraid.

There is no such thing as "Too many pies"  ....  you can never have too much of a good thing :)

Because of the light, it looks like you are a dead former celtic stiker, who has come back to help a dreadlocked swede beat your goalscoring record.  ITV4 Tuesdays.

Me in colour ;D

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One I am proud of......

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Did he drop you?  :D

;D

Here's one for you Nemesis.

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who is that guy recieving a shirt from david platt?

 rotflmfao ;tightend;

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For the railbirds...

Don't ask, eh?

Very nice Bongo.... :)

ok heres one of me standing next to the crypto lobby...

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me and my pal Dan...

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I swear I see Tikay in the background of that lobby.....

oh and most of you wont know this guy, one of my old friends Joe...

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That whole Atlantis place was a bit like living in a dentists waiting room, so many fish..........

First time I've read that.

Brilliant.

Seriously man you should write.

This is Michael Sprott trying to pick a fight with me at Heathrow.  Big Wimp that European Heavyweight Champion!!

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I'm stuck in between RosyITB and Bradley Strider

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Only just put some pics on my laptop so here is my entry.

At my brothers wedding last month.

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You sure thats not you at court Jim?  :D

If it weren't for the flower, I'd be thinking the same!

 rotflmfao ;yellowcard; rotflmfao

Cake o'clock on the mountain!



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mr F

i always thought you were black as per your picture. whos that in your pic

mad

I also thought this, mate

me too

I didn't, Mr F was at BB1.

Is the pic a footballer?

My appologies, Mr F

I don't watch football.   I just assumed it was you.   I should have asked.   Sorry . 

I didnt get to meet you at BB1 , will make sure i say hello at BB3 though  :)

how could you miss him? He was the one who'd had wwaaaaayyyyyy too much to drink!!

oh hang on that doesnt really narrow it down much does it?  :D

no piccies of the nun yet  :(

cue baby nun's chance to gain revenge on her mum by posting a picture..................

That's me on the right at 8pm. Can you imagine the nick of me at 10pm? Mrs steeley had to pour me into bed - but that's another DVD.  :)up

Does anyone want to see some silly scottish arses?

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this is me at cheesey poker

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Haven't looked at this thread for a while so missed all the questions.  I don't generally like pictures of myself so I used that one for my avatar.  It's the boxer I keep banging on about, Gareth Couch, the one I went to Monte Carlo to watch. 

My 'stars avatar is another boxer mate, not me with highlights as one blondeite commented.  Can't remember who said that but it got Mark a lot of ribbing afterwards!!

And Matt, thank you for your kind comments as usual reference me at the Bash!!!  I was hoping that would all be forgotten after the second one.  Alas...

This is me, with all the starting stacks at the blonde bash 2

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This was the same wedding - just after the ceremony which was in the grounds of a stately home, it was a lovely summer's day and we were asked by the snooty photographer to walk down from the trees like 'Bravehearts' - his words!!

So we decided to give our own version of 'Braveheart'.

FREEEEDOM!!!!!

ps - mine is the 4th moon from the left...ahem!

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i got a new one from my hols! wat ya think im the 1st one lol

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I think I know what the boys will say..! :)

whos the guy ??? poss?

 rotflmfao

 ;goodvevil;

You look nice but I think the guys will be admiring your, errr.... top. lol

ty v much! it is a lovely top so hot i got a bit burned  ::)

I have some excellent after sun cream, but I'm the only one who knows how to apply it properly

At the Dogs.........................







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Not seen this thread before, ill try and resize a pic of me from my travels once i bust out of this stars comp!

OK hopefully some pics of me form when i went travelling from June to year end 05'

First pic is me and the blue mountains in sydney,
2nd pic is me playing with new camera and auto take function
3rd pic is me in singapore at the southern most point of asia
4th pic, me about to scuba dive barrier reef

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aww tnx read dog urs so thoughtful lol x

Wow, nice pics pab... the first one looks amazing

thanks very much, is my favourtie picture from the whole six months i think!

So it should be! :)

That view is amazing mate.

MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what a view in that first picture. what were the highlights of your holiday?

This is me and Davina, she couldn't believe it when she bumped into me, she made me stand with her so we could have our picture taken, only problem was...she didn't have a camera so I used mine :)

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Let's revive an old thread!

Me drunk on my 30th birthday:

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Not a good one of me, but one for the boys:

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and no - they are not my sons, just happen to be in both pics!

If the second one isn't perfect for a capiton competition i don't know what is.
 :D

I look like I'm about to sneeze don't I? think I was singing along to karaoke!

You'll never drown Claw!

 :D

Top Notch Norkage Miss Claw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Let's see a pic of you and your baby Smithy!

We haven't got any digital pics yet - sorry - the digital camera has been broke for a while

Got loads of the usual pics, and just paid £450 for some studio pics but no digital ones yet. I have loads on my phone but dont know if there is a way of downloading them onto this site

she is just over 6 weeks old now and growing fast - !!

Claw, is the guy in the first photo Ben?

Yup - he's half in the 2nd picture too

Here's a picture of me at a home game and one at Notts P4C event last year

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Here is a pic of me having a few glasses of fizzy pop  ;) before heading out into town in Greece.  :D

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i think a certain gent from colchester will be busy with the laminate tonight             ;)

and to follow foxy I thought I'd post my most flattering picture:(in my defense) its after the day after a fancy dress party and there was copius amounts of booze and lipstick- for anybody familier with glasgow my mates call it the tommy sheridan picture  :D

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You are so unhairy, dude.

You havent seen the rest of me-chewbaccas my 2nd cousin

heres a normal pic of myself

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Is that you coming out of the closet?

Looks like you have pulled Stuart, or yyu may be pulling, unsure on Flushy's likes n dislikes

So there i was, browsing the forum, when i came across this thread.  Here is a picture of myself and Harmony26, it looks like i have obviously come out with another witty remark.

(http://www.bain.uklinux.net/Bainn-Harmony26.JPG)

Moster chin fluff  :)up

Indeed, cultivated like a fine lawn my son.

wow

love the beard!

If only I could grow one of them

bah humbug

now, how about a blondeite profile?

Cheers Snoop, a profile?  Sure, wil do one shortly my son and i'll get Harmony to do one.

cool

look forward to reading it

Oh dear, talk about pressure, lol.

no pressure...

but make it fascinating, or else...

Stunning as ever!

i got a new piccie from a night out at cream in liverpool

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which one is you :D

the one you haven't yet noticed is in the pic Kev!

Them shades are a bit bloody dodgy for a bloke!!

Ahhh  yes ... got him now,  I hope jimmy saville doesnt report you to the old bill for nicking his shades ;)

your such a charmer aaron lol  thank you  :-*

the shades were £2 jobbies from the cheesy pub/club flares for £2, we got hats, wigs, the whole shebang, went down well with all the party-ers in cream, they prob thought the shades were space specs

you look like robbie williams in that photo and the specs are cool :)

reminds me of the nightclub in sheffield under ponds forge, top night out for a 70's 80's night

aha the roundhouse know it well, btw mick the croupier from naps was talking to me about a possible new venture, can you shed any light mel?

i'll send u pm

Heres a pic of me , mum dad and all my brothers and sisters at my big sisters wedding on the 1st july.
We very rarely get together and have a pic taken so mums well chuffed  :)
I didnt wear the mini skirt to the wedding !! was very hot to keep my dress on  ;D

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Lovely family Pic Charmaine - more please.

I justed posted my pool pics on the heat thread  :)

Charmaine,
Nice photo but the words under your profile pic about being a nudist doesn't make sense since you changed your photo  :D

yeah Elvis wants them back

I have no imagination indestructable , gonna take an age for my to think of something witty  :blonde:

New family member, Joseph was born thur 13th, You don’t really get to see him here, but most other pictures seem to be naked, So I will add a baby picture soon.




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Welcome to blonde and the world little man...may your venture in life be troublesome free and your health be with you always.... I would cross his palm with silver but hard to do that on net..

Congratulations Bundle and family!

I need to diet.

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that is freaky!  looks like one of those Derren Brown portraits someone (Sark?) posted a link to recently.

Wifey & Me today going for walk...

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Harley took these of me yesterday 8)

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Me with my fake smile

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Here's me as best man at my Bro's wedding last year.

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Hi guys,

new to this forum but have been lurking for a while (it's one of my fave pastimes).  Love the site and love the piccies (which strangely only appeared on my screen after i uploaded my mine)

Peace


Up the Saints!!!!

Your shorter than I remember but like your hat

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Seriously that hat was the bane of my life for two weeks before the wedding, she could not make her mind up about it na dwould ask every 5 minutes if it was ok!!   It wasn't like me and Colin had more important things to organise!!

As mentioned on the school photo thread as today is going to be most embarrasing ever when my BB3 interview is televised then may as well go the whole hog!!

You cute little monkey  :)

ty :)

just a pity the reverse ugly duckling syndrome took over as i got older!!  :D

Is it cos I iz black?

No.

It's because you look like a prat!

 rotflmfao ;tightend; :goodpost: ;iagree;

Does every thread or photo on blonde have mikky in it? :P

 rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao ;tightend; ;tightend; ;tightend;

Took last week at work for the dart notice board..

Lazer eyesight like superman, or spawn of the devil?  ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil;

Take yer pick chav!  lol

I aint no chav, cheeky!

Oi!  Leave my chubbies out of this!  lol

About time we bumped this, one of my fave threads.

Yoohoo! Howdy ho everybody!  :hello:

Newest one of me taken a few weeks ago, not great quality as it's off my phone

Or this one. I look a bit ghostly!

You've got that 'Come and get me boys!' look.  8)

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Don't ask!

tea

I'm worried about Dewi again...

what!! this is not the what u had for tea thread?

If it is, then I somehow managed to eat myself.

Yup! It's my favourite pose ;D

what do they call that then?

Beagle Delight

Dog Food

I think it could be a problem snoopy

If I ate myself i would be sssssssooooooooooooooo full :D

This is me too....

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must resist ....must resist ....must resist ....must resist.

that wine is foreign, never touch the stuff!!!

Here I am in my natural enviroment, anyone know where i can get hold of a water-resistant lappy?

Check out the latest article on the main site, you're in there too!

is that you on the left Lukie?  If so, you are well fit!

I'm asking!!  lol   and do you do private parties? ? ? ? ?

don't forget my invite  :)up

Claire

Im a gibbering wreck hun!  lol

I wonder if he likes older women?

he dont do "needy birds" apparantly :D

GFY!!!  git

 ;scarymoment;

Move over you two, I've got more experience with Toy Boys  :D

LukieD, Hiya Hunny!! ;kev;   

 rotflmfao

PMFSL


Jane, Can't we share? ? ? ?  lol   Lukie that is  not James!!

Oh dearrrrr   look what he's done to all of us older ones....

Lukie


Any chance of more like these please? ? ? ?

Bout time we girlies had some decent eye candy....

we probably look a bit sad.  I've got a bit of an 'arm' thing, and those are gorgeous arms.....

Sigh, imagine if it was us lads drooling over a pic of a woman !!!






OOOPS forgot ... we have ;)

I have a chest and muscular arms thing  and  oh  ring a ding ding  lol

I aint seen a set as gorgeous as that in a lonnnnnngggggggggggg longggggggggggggggg time.

And you lot have the cheek to say we blokes are sexist. (I feel so used!)

You wish!  lol

To be fair we didn't notice that we were sexist too, until little Lukie posted his piccie!

I vote that LukieD gets a thread of all his pics all to himself..


Anyone with me?  lol

I never saw a problem with sexist remarks anyway  lol

Wow just saw the picture,
what can i say?

I am getting a bit hungry....

I am with you Trace, put me on the list......I don't mind sharing.... In my age, anything will be a gift.

For the first time in my life  I feel too old!   lmfao

OMG Tantrum ... i thought you were a fella  8)

LOL, me too!

How do you know Tantrum aint a fella?    ;goodvevil; ;goodvevil;



Why do I get the feeling you two are hanging around waiting to delete something? ? ?   lol

We aint that out of control                                                            YET!

Me 3

Oh,

I am not a fella, sry do disappoint you boys
 ;goodvevil;

But why did you think I am a fella?

i spose its because we never had any information to the contrary .... and you dont act as desperate and needy as most of the other women on here :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Sigh on that note   I'm off to bed!!!

I'll get you back Kev, you can't count on it....

REEEEEEL EM IN LOL ... theres the first bite :D :D ... trace when you get me back, can it involve PVC please.. thanks in advance.

I am sure Trace, you won;'t be the only one.......

Kev you are in trouble now, watch your back....And as they say don't wish for more then you can swallow, or sth like that.....

4

5

I've lost track, what are you lads agreeing to. Your former perception of tantrum's gender or Lukie being a looker.

Both :D

 :D

2

So was it a fancy dress Luke ? 

For some bizarre and totally unknown reason this is one of my favourite photos.

 :( My old picture got deleted, well seeing as the thread has been bumped :

(http://static.flickr.com/80/259736857_f4dc630fc7.jpg)

lol,  I did as well  :D

Cheeky !!!!!! i'm not desperate  :P

Oh the lovely lovely Helen, a blonde chick who is a laugh and loves footy and poker.
Pretty much my ideal woman!

I was sad (and embarrassed) enough to go my local papershop and buy the edition of penthouse she was in, was doubly gutted after that teenage throwback experience to discover she didn't even get her boobs out...it was penthouse for christs sake! I was unable to pre-check as they had it in the old sealed bag.
She did flash her bum so she obviously preferred it to her boobs.

Also your football chant reminded me of a similar one following SAFC, losing 5-0 the opposition starting chanting "we want 6", so we drowned them out with "we want 1".

This has been a good thread for a newbie to look through, shame so many pics are deleted though.

That's why it keeps being bumped, there is a part of this thread where people who hadn't met me thought I was black because of my avatar!!

SO where's your photo Zeb?

I think some of those pictures could be reinstated if requested.

Quality bit of bumping that Zed - made my day seeing those pics again!

We had the first Blonde Bash a few days after I posted this.  When Colchester Kev met me his opening line was something along the lines of "I almost kissed you then, just from the knowledge of where those lips had once been!"

 rotflmfao

Sheriff

PS: Not sure why all the old pics are deleted - presumably a space saving exercise?  I noticed the same thing on one of the older live updates thread.

It was ironside that deleted them all a few months back it was to save space :)

You're not?!  :dontask:

Nope, this has been discussed in this thread earlier on, not sure what pages.  On the previous page you'll find me 6th post down with glasses on, this is generally how people remember me from BB1, ask the Scots boys and Poppet.

Drunk and asleep on the floor?

p.s.  ;slavedriver;

haha wow..strange seeing a pic of someone after you've imagined them completely differently!

I thought Tantrum was a guy as well.  Can't remember what the proper name for it is from my psychology student days, but it's basically down to fixed mindsets.  However open minded we might consider ourself, as the majority of people posting on here are white men, we assume that is the demographic of a member who has not declared otherwise.

Anyway, Matt674 will no doubt be very excited to find out that there is a female monkey frequenting the forum!

Mr F - you look absolutely s**t-faced in that picture!

If only - she's a baboon, pretty but no patch on a monkey!!

 :'(

lovely deep eyes though (the avatar, the avatar!)

prob my fault ;) oops although he didn't need much encouragement for getting drunk at the bash lol

There it is, cut from a family pic to reduce size.

Tis true CLaw, that was back in my drinking days before I became a student!


I was not on the floor, it was on the table. ;tk;

As I recall, he found that live updating seriously got in the way of his drinking that night!

and of course under doctors orders not to drink

Forgot about him loudly announcing that at the start of the evening!

I loudly announced it as soon as I got in the hotel room, to which Mel loudly announced "sod the doctor have some vodka and red bull"

I didn't really have a choice.

I also found that the alcohol severely got in the way opf my memory for the updating, despite the fact the pc was 5 metres from the tables.

Mel has a lot to answer for

stop digging.

i'm not - compared to how some of my monkey friends talk about baboons thats quite a complement. ;)

You know, the way they walk around sticking their bare behinds way up in the air like they think they own the place!!

OMG

c'mon dont act all shocked and surprised - i know you baboons talk about us monkeys in exactly the same way  :D

can't deny it....

I'm back from the hairdressers, and I'm afraid to say that:

1.  I bottled it.

2.  She wouldn't let me go shorter anyway!  lol

Here's two pics:

your hair looks very nice indeed

Looks great Trace , love the colour  :)

Thanks Tote and Char.

Char, I think it's the way the light has caught it in the picture, cos I haven't coloured it in absolutely ages..

It feels tons better though, she took all of the dead ends off, I lost about 3 inches - coulda cried  lol

Very cool indeed Trace

i know the feeling!!

 ;whistle;

thankfully there's still enough in reserve

I saw you'd had a haircut.

for some reason they insist on it before my bi-annual tick bath  :dontask:

wow, I thought the nickname pretty much gave it away..... ;)

(http://69.93.254.120/G/storage/site1/files/99/82/82/998282_109050257d0454in4d6f12.jpg)

LMFAO ...im impressed with the Michelle Rodriguez one ...and Pele :D :D :D :D

Why Pele, you got a leetle problem?  :D

me n georgia

aving a nap after watching the footy together

awwwwwwwww what a little cutey pie she is....


Is that a chav sofa???

 rotflmfao

I didn't even notice the sofa!

Very cute :)

oi Burberry is the height of fashion

didnt u know

Not very recent but here I am considering future career options.

My niece.

I look like an evil dork, but that can't be helped.

Loving the shirt/tie/jacket combo there m8

I'd forgotten my tie, nicked that one from a passing schoolgirl

Suit from British home stores ..... Haircut by the council ??

It's Dr Tank and mini-me

What's a haircut?

That's a lovely piccy Tank..


But Claw...... rotflmfao rotflmfao rotflmfao

Before:

(http://www.blondepoker.com/files/images/CIMG3669_0.JPG)


After:

(http://www.blondepoker.com/files/images/Flushy_0_2.jpg)

Posted this before but didnt get the female adoration i think it deserved!

I think you'll find it was about right, none

How dare you, I was wrecked in the photo down the dim sum cocktail bar on valentines day! You probably cant see it tho coz drink has no effect on me! The bill for the cocktails had a very big effect on me though!

Pic of my girls receiving there orange belts at kick boxing

Pft, I could still take them. (http://forum.casebook.org/images/smilies/clipart/karate.gif)

you couldnt fight your way out of a wet paper bag

They look so proud Redimp , bet your smile was as big as theres  :)

And how proud was Mum? The girls are simply lovely. I envy you.

my missus took this about a week ago

im proud

Me in 20 years after spending too much time reading blonde and playing poker online.

my little boy niall aged 9
mr handsome (me) niall and my darling mel

Here am I! I just noticed this thread.

They are the spit of you!

are they invisible des?

.....it would be a lot quieter around my house if they were! 

lol i cant view pic is it just me?

think he is refering to the fact that it shows up as a red cross

trying clicking this link it should show up ok

http://lh6.google.co.uk/image/www.apat.com/Rem7ovWSD3I/AAAAAAAADnE/5Sjx31raOk0/Grace%26Reb.JPG

it works ok for me!

hi , just saw this post now ......how come it says all the pics "removed by admin"

sorry if its mentioned somewhere in the thread 45 pages a bit much to get through

A while back, the admin nicked all the photos all over the forum because there was too many of them, and it was slowing down the servers or something.

damn it , i wanted to see the pic of foxy minx , see what the hype was !   ;)

Son & Good Lady are both wonderful, you lucky man.

A very characteristic pic of the lovely Dana, & get that titfer!

Beautiful, both of them, & yes, Dad sure stamps his stock.

Yes, we were advised that was the case, &, after repeated alleged "overload" problems, we had to set the default to remove the pics after, I think, 3 or 4 weeks. Sorry!

I think she's got her pic as her avatar if you want to check her profile.

exactly the same here

How odd! Sorry. I'll report it to Bongo.

I would be gutted if i couldnt see these pictures, they are the best in the world and you are missing out on so much!!

The problem seems to be that it is a downloadable link rather than a link to an image.

i can see a little bit of this one.,.,

picture of my little girl taken this morning after her very first ballet lesson...

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v248/clairep75/Picture018.jpg)

jazz on her school trip last week.
The washing was intresting!

thanks Snoops :)

fantastic.,.,.she looks so pleased .,.,