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Direct line car insurance.

"We're not on any comparison websites, oh dearie me no"

Why not?

so they can pass on the saving to the customer the commision comparison websites would cost them maybe?

"You wouldn't trust your delecates to any old conditioner"

Sez who?

they are though..

well they came up on a house insurance quote i did yesterday

Good point.

I should have asked you instead of the telly.

Dunnes Stores

'Because we're Irish'

What's that have to do with my grocery shopping?!

 ;D


one i dont get is the ocean finance ads. not exactly wanting to ask the tele but why are they proud to have there own channel? doersnt that just say to you that there loans must have extortionate rates to be able to afford run there own channel?

why does that little brat want to do a poo in Paul's toilet?

You're old now, so save money with us and we'll give your relatives some of it back when you die.


Are you Kidding?

The eye-stabbingly terrible spot for Car Spotter – a service you text to find out how much your car is worth – is the clear winner here. A shabby man is loading shopping in to his boot, another man asks, "How much is your car worth?", the first man says he doesn't know and that's basically the end of the ad.

did you know that the Dragon's Den's Peter Jones fronting a moneysupermarket.com campaign was reckoned to be so bad that the client started shortlisting alternative ad agencies a week after it broke?

Lool, fk knows.

Mrs Red says, "I could kick the shit out of him and solve all his problems"

Compare the market. Compare the meerkat


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Up to £150 for your old mobile

Oh yeah? How old does it have to be?

bet they wouldn't buy mine

what is less likely to get me playing bingo online than being told to by two mimes pretending to be in a sit com to intrusive music  :dontask:


YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vidTKt0xZhA

Bank of Scotland. A friend for life.

Is it normal to charge your friends £30 to send them a letter?

Foxy, perhaps?

(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_tdHEb3gxUr8/SM4rNXUmh3I/AAAAAAAABKs/cvrDzOmP52o/s400/foxy_news_244x175.jpg)

Admit it Clare, you're playing right now aren't you?

well he is kind of attractive.... ;whistle;

Lol this thread has epic humour potential.

That Coke Zero one where the helicopters whisk him away when her dad arrives...

Smug git.

Anyway, how come her dad doesn't notice the gas mask on the dog and the big gaping hole in the window?

How come the guy doesn't notice the frog?

http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/2136219/man_finds_frog_in_his_pepsi_fda_confirms.html

On one of the cable channels ... every time the programme breaks there is this red text that comes up  saying "Here come the ad's".

It is usually met with a reply along the lines of "Here comes the off switch"

Lol. I hate the comedy channel add break links. esp that polar bear trying to wipe it's arse.

I never get people who continually moan about how pants the television is. Just stop watching it.

I never get people who continually moan about people who moan. Just stop reading.  :)

man telly's so bad these days i had to stop watching it :(

Physician cure thyself

To be fair, mine was a blatant "I'm not married" brag post. :)

Have you stopped watching altogether Byron, even sports and documentaries?

What did you use to like watching?

great ad

What's that new one? Put your old gold in this bag, post it to us in the envelope marked "hey postman free gold inside" and take a punt on whether it gets here. If it does we send you cash. Then a woman fanning cash says something like "I divorced my husband and sent in the bastard's ring. He paid for my new kitchen". What is that??

Calgon advert is good.

They state that some percentage (60%, I wasn't really listening) of washing machines in hard water areas break down in the the first 4 years.  Get calgon to reduce the limescale, blah, blah, blah.

What they don't say is how much of this 60% is made up of issues related to hard-water or limescale.  Maybe 60% of all washing machines in all areas break down within the first four years.  They never claim that calgon would help these 60% of washing machines that break down though.

What!

Manipulation of statistics by advertising company!

We need to nip this in the bud.

Curly Watts in "Cleaner Close"

Nuff said.

Obv in need of a few quid.

I fell for it and bought the stuff once.  Within the week, my machine was busto.  GG Calgon.

I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free That's right
I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free
That's right
I said ye buy wan, ye git wan free

<Smack>

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I agree with byron tv is so bad so guess i'd ask why are you so crap

Those "Dolmio Day" puppets who have some spaghetti instead of a shag.....

I watch the wire and love it but only 4 more episodes to go now :( I will prob always watch top gear but it's just the same old thing every week tbh. I will watch lost when it comes back on and that's about it. I watch the ufc fights online in a fuzzy little 2 inch box but it's fine for mma I think, tez for boxing and football but I'm kinda meh whatever about those. If I'm downstairs the only thing I have on is the news channels.

Safestyle - I guess it works in terms of brand recognition.  But I wouldn't buy from them as a matter of principle now.

Actimel. Some guy takes that ridic small bottle out of the fridge, starts sipping it like it's a magic potion saying "I felt bloated, prob stomach cancer or something, but Actimel cured it and I lost 3 stone in weight." What?? No thanks.

But it contains the unique acidobollocksbacilus - so it cures all cancers and also helps you play better from early position.

...and as you sip it will automatically consolidatdate all your outstanding debts (run up forking out for actimel) into one easier payment

aye, or the jizz stains all over the bed....

I didn't know it had Guinness in it!

Are you sure?

(contains naughty language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWmRAkGcf-U&feature=related

lol

I want to ask ICELAND why they haven't done an advert where a big freezer falls on Kerry Katona.

because they couldnt find a big enough freezer?

FYP

Don't make um like they used to when Tony was retiring.    http://www.classictvads.co.uk/ctv1.html

I've just seen an advert for yakult. This is apparantly "good bacteria" in an even smaller ridic bottle than Actimel. You sip it in the same magic potion way and you get the same incred benefits. Some guy in his late 50's takes one of the tiny bottles out the fridge, sips it, turns to the camera and basically says "I've been sipping this stuff for 3 weeks and it's changed my life. I've just broken the British high-jump record, been crowned 'King of the Mountains' in the Tour de France, and find myself a surprise inclusion in Capello's world cup plans". How ridiculous.

Yakult was the 'original' one with the pseudoscientificbollocksusbacterium (tm).  They're huge in Japan.

Maybe they just look bigger because on average Japanese people are shorter than us.

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I think you'll find the original magic potion was Stella Artois. It comes in much bigger bottles and if you drink enough it will make you just as deluded as Yakult man.

They have recently revived an old advert which has of a song containing the line, "All Red wants to do is fill his face"

It goes down a storm at my gaff. (As if I don't get enough stick already)

lol

i do remember that advert from when i was kid, i love it when they bring back old adverts, i get all nostalgic

Just seen an advert for a vibrating mascara?!? Razors, toothbrushes, and now mascara. Why is it better if it vibrates? No smut please.

Helps create fuller & thicker lashes obv.

Thought everyone knew that?

Says Vinny "Luscious Lashes" Calenti.

Yep.  That's what it's for.   ;whistle;

Any expensive bottle of shampoo is in the shape of a dildo. It's shameless but I suppose sex sells and all that. My mrs is smart with money and buys the family size, apparantly it works out cheaper in the long run.

Dear telly,

Why do you show tena lady and other ladies monthly requirements while I'm having my evening meal. Also why do you show women having fun, riding bikes etc at that time of the month. Are they really that happy and endeared to energetic fun loving activities.


Not in my fecking experience so stop being so condicending.

lol time of the month for the missus??

I wore a Tampax for ages but I still couldn't swim or ride a bicycle.

oh yeah, that one that says 'have a happy period' winds me right up!

 ;hide; ;hide; ;hide; ;hide;

Dear Telly,

Now I'm a megastar on radio when can I move up the ranks to your fantastic medium to TV fame and join the ranks of Michelle Orpe Tikay?

Cos, will you be doing photo signings at the blonde bash?

[  ] Going to the blonde bash

sigh. too famous now?

He will only attend a Cos bash.

never too famous. I couldn't make it way in advance - stag do in londinium. Essentially doing the same thing but drinks here 3x as expensive. marv.

It's a shame too as I wanna make Tikay like me again.

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