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« Reply #60 on: September 04, 2009, 06:03:57 PM »
They have recently revived an old advert which has of a song containing the line, "All Red wants to do is fill his face"

It goes down a storm at my gaff. (As if I don't get enough stick already)
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« Reply #61 on: September 04, 2009, 06:07:35 PM »
Quote from: RED-DOG on September 04, 2009, 06:03:57 PM
They have recently revived an old advert which has of a song containing the line, "All Red wants to do is fill his face"

It goes down a storm at my gaff. (As if I don't get enough stick already)

lol

i do remember that advert from when i was kid, i love it when they bring back old adverts, i get all nostalgic
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« Reply #62 on: September 08, 2009, 01:14:27 PM »
Just seen an advert for a vibrating mascara?!? Razors, toothbrushes, and now mascara. Why is it better if it vibrates? No smut please.
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« Reply #63 on: September 08, 2009, 01:18:01 PM »
Helps create fuller & thicker lashes obv.

Thought everyone knew that?
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« Reply #64 on: September 08, 2009, 01:22:44 PM »
Quote from: celtic on September 08, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
Helps create fuller & thicker lashes obv.

Thought everyone knew that?

Says Vinny "Luscious Lashes" Calenti.
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« Reply #65 on: September 08, 2009, 01:23:39 PM »
Quote from: kinboshi on September 08, 2009, 01:22:44 PM
Quote from: celtic on September 08, 2009, 01:18:01 PM
Helps create fuller & thicker lashes obv.

Thought everyone knew that?

Says Vinny "Luscious Lashes" Calenti.

Yep.  That's what it's for.   
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« Reply #66 on: September 08, 2009, 01:44:23 PM »
Any expensive bottle of shampoo is in the shape of a dildo. It's shameless but I suppose sex sells and all that. My mrs is smart with money and buys the family size, apparantly it works out cheaper in the long run.
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« Reply #67 on: September 08, 2009, 04:14:12 PM »
Dear telly,

Why do you show tena lady and other ladies monthly requirements while I'm having my evening meal. Also why do you show women having fun, riding bikes etc at that time of the month. Are they really that happy and endeared to energetic fun loving activities.


Not in my fecking experience so stop being so condicending.
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« Reply #68 on: September 08, 2009, 04:19:31 PM »
Quote from: Kev B on September 08, 2009, 04:14:12 PM
Dear telly,

Why do you show tena lady and other ladies monthly requirements while I'm heving my evening meal. Also why do you show women having fun, riding bikes etc at that time of the month. Are they really that happy and endeared to energetic fun loving activities.


Not in my fecking experience so stop being so condicending.




lol time of the month for the missus??
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« Reply #69 on: September 08, 2009, 04:23:23 PM »
I wore a Tampax for ages but I still couldn't swim or ride a bicycle.
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« Reply #70 on: September 08, 2009, 04:29:16 PM »
oh yeah, that one that says 'have a happy period' winds me right up!
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« Reply #71 on: September 08, 2009, 04:50:31 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on September 08, 2009, 04:29:16 PM
oh yeah, that one that says 'have a happy period' winds me right up!


 
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« Reply #72 on: September 08, 2009, 04:51:57 PM »
Dear Telly,

Now I'm a megastar on radio when can I move up the ranks to your fantastic medium to TV fame and join the ranks of Michelle Orpe Tikay?
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« Reply #73 on: September 08, 2009, 04:55:43 PM »
Cos, will you be doing photo signings at the blonde bash?
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« Reply #74 on: September 08, 2009, 04:58:19 PM »
Quote from: Claw75 on September 08, 2009, 04:55:43 PM
Cos, will you be doing photo signings at the blonde bash?

[  ] Going to the blonde bash
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