blonde poker forum

OK - from a personal point of view I would have no problem with my g/f playing poker - infact not only would i encourage her but i also think she would be good.


She reads people unbelievably in real life situations from the smallest of details (and no its not just a woman thing).

She has great gut feel, and the other day from nowhere (when Im playing) (and she only understands the asbolute basics of how the game is played - like not even hand rankings properly)

"oh look you have flopped 2 pr" (i have KT on a KQT board)

i muttered somethign about being about to loose the hand - when she says

"yes but you have card removal so it is unlikely he has you beat right now"

i nearly fell over. She knows nothing about poker really and comes out with that?!??!?!!?

OK - so it could be just a conincidence - but the fact she was even thinking like that made me think she should at least give the game a go?

thoughts?

Women shouldn't play poker imo.

My g/f is tez

Jesus Christ Outrageous !!!

It's the end of the weekend ....GET A GRIP MAN.

lol - i did hesitate on posting

 ;dingdell;

is there some kind of prop bet on the forum this weekend?

sigh.... green is so not a good colour on you ;-)

pics

FYP :D

If you still have a g/f / missus you're not playing enough poker. imo

Blatent ive got a GF from OP!

lol - fiance non the less and soon to be wife in 6 weeks time

gg

Norrrrrr

Dont do it!!

Sounds like your fiance would be ideal, BUT do you really want your life to be one long poker story?

You could be in danger of letting poker consume your relationship - at least at first anyway.  Personally, I love it that me and my fella have mostly separate activities/jobs/hobbies.  And that I wouldn't dream of boring him with poker crap, like he wouldn't dream of doing the same with golf shite......;)

ty for that

i guess your prob right  - we will see

Hope you gave him a ribbing about the result today :D

My gf started playing poker at the same time as me in '03 and she has become an excellent player. I can play poker/talk poker anytime I like no hassle which is good. She often plays the same tournaments as me where we go 50/50. On Friday she chopped at the Broadway and gave me half after I busted early. Two Fridays ago she chopped the same tournament and brought home 1k and gave me half after I busted early. In fact these days I bust early and yet still turn a profit a lot of the time. Yes, I like that my gf plays poker.

Sounds like YOU need a new passtime!

Sounds good. Let me know next time he's playing golf.

She doesn't read your pha posts then Mantis? :P

Nah, she doesn't do Blonde. In fact she thinks people who use forums are generally sad no-life feckers. What she does do though is sit behind me when I play online just watching and learning, very much like when a very powerful lion takes it's cubs out hunting for the first time.

This needs some love.

Me an Mrs,Crow started playing at the same time, but she is much luckier than me.

She's won enough to get a new car and pay for a weeks holiday in August for us this year.

I play super tight and try to get to final table, but she can read players,and knows when to call and raise

So she thinks you are a sad no life fecker?

Why would she think that?

My girlfriend plays poker. In fact she's just recently landed a job as a presenter on Sky Poker.

Actually she thinks I am a God in human form and a poker genius. I have neither the time nor the inclination to argue the point with her.

did anything happen with the hale or pace (dunno which one he is soz) plan to sponsor fit birds to play tournaments?

also fwiw (and i would say this) - my missus is very pretty and I also think that this has its advantages at the poker table!

Pics obv

pics or didnt happen!

I dont know about Mr Pace but i believe Paul Jackson has taken a few young ladies (including his daughter) under his wing.

iwwil

dont know this abbreviation

i wonder what its like

so kinda insulting given the reference then!!??!?!??!?!!?

errrr, no... not insulting to you or your missus anyway.

with the greatest respect calling my GF 'it' is quite insulting - if not intended then non taken - i just dont see the point in the statement

I think Flushy was saying "I wonder what it's like to have a gf who is good looking etc etc" not referring to her as "it"

lol Guy u plonker..

u completely misunderstood i think. the it wasnt a reference to ur gf. Its basically saying i wonder what its like to have ur life/be you etc...

My wife likes to watch poker on telly, but alas she wont play (but she did play a home game)

fair enough - but not an assumption i get to when i know flushy has a GF.......... so his ref was kinda confusing

ha you clown i am taking a shot at my missus!

Just LOL, I told you he wasn't insulting you or your missus yet you still wanna go into one.

sometimes the kidz speak totally wooshes me - esp levels on levels

*picking up toys and getting in pram*

iwwil

can everyone just get the thread back on track and start posting pics pls

oh yes............... lots of my posts suggest anger???????  ;dingdell;

Is this the girlfriends trading thread i heard about on the grapevine? Count me in kthx

Surely you've pawned yours already Dave?

Just wanted to trade not sell

I hate when your getting with a girl, and they are like. "so If I give you £20 will you turn it into hundreds for me" Being a student I get this all the time when girls find out I play poker. Super tilting. Strip poker ftw though, can literaly just make a rule up why your hand is the winner.

Is it tilting cos you'd just lose the 20 quid? You should say yes just to get a shag imo

I got that iwwil wrong as well. I read it that Flushy was wondering what it was like to be pretty himself. I had this vision of him standing in front of a mirror somewhere in Brighton wearing a dress and getting all mardy and frustrated like.

yer, 20 on red ftw. look darling ive doubled your money already. obv lose the first one then do my bollocks in the martingale theory as "i run so bad".

lol - how I read it too!

If my gf took up poker that is grounds for ending the relationship.

It would be so bad, I can't stand talking about poker as it is. When people tell me bad beat stories I usually stare at them and say "thats so sick".

different thread different forum - topic "what was your biggest mistake in poker" my answer "saying to wife this looks like fun you should download it and give it a go"  so my answer to this thread is "no, yes cos I'm a twat, and no"

 ;ifm;

I got my GF into poker purely so i could play more. She always moaned about me goin off leaving her so i taught her the basics and got her playing in a pub poker league with me. Not only did she make the final 2 weeks after starting she also managed to finish 2nd and just miss out on a GUKPT seat. Granted she did totally nit up on the final table just wanting to climb up the pay ladder.
However there are downsides to this as if im ever dealing and she loses a big hand guess whos fault it is! If i didnt know better i would expect her to be Devilfish's daughter from the abuse i get!
All in all its a good thing as she doesnt mind playing poker live twice a week now and doesnt moan when i play a few hours online most nights a week as she understands the commitment i need to put in.

whats wrong with talking about poker?

Its insanely boring?

FYP

this made me LOL only you penly could come up with this ;sexybanana;

Ever since synchronised breaks came in there's little point training the missus up any more.

Any chance of some love for this please?

Oh and Guy you big nob 'ed. The iwwil thing was hilarious  ;D

Lol at nob 'ed. Not heard that for years, reminds me of jasper carrot.

In my defence all I did was ask what it meant. If you take it literally because you have never seen it used, it is diff to interpret correctly!

I'm only in the mood to talk about poker when:

I'm playing poker
The person talking to me is good at poker

The thought of a woman nattering on to me about poker when I'm not interested would send me over the edge.