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Some lady selling vacuum cleaners just rang the doorbell on my house, and when I went to answer the door (admittedly wearing pyjamas) she asked me if my parents were in.

hgajdhflsjdahfsdhg, I'm 25 in a couple of weeks!

lollllllllllllllllllll

this beats stu rutter getting ID'd going into the Walkabout.................. age 26!

loooooooooooool

wp on posting this, gives us all some entertainment :)

How many vacuums did you spite buy?

My mate got asked for id in Vegas when he was 39!

35 was my id'd record  :D

they're still gonna be asking you for id when you try and buy booze with your pension money

I got carded 3 times in a night last year when out with flushy but I think that's standard practice in brighton rather than them actually thinkin I was young

I haven't shaved in about 3 weeks and have a crazy beard, I went onto the Spar the other night and asked for 20 Mallboro cigarettes, the girl was about 23 asked me for ID, I told her I was 28 but she still needed it; I had to go back out to my car to get my wallet, when she served me, I asked how old she was and she said 19!!! FFS lol

I remember buy Cigarettes when I was 13 once !

Changed days right enough.

I used to buy fags for my sister when I was about 9 and she was 14. she'd write me a note saying she was my mum and she'd sent me to the shop for her and they were perfectly happy with that

Still happens in our local shop.

Those sort of clubs have different age limits do they not?

[ ] rubdown
[X] compliment

Pretty standard in the US no? I got carded in over 50% bars last year and I was 29

I saw at the baseball they had a challenge 35 policy when selling beer.

Depends

Rubdown if your 25 and look 12
Compliment if your 35 and look 25

;)

F***ing hell I went through puberty aged 7, first braided my pubes aged 9, had to use a lawnmover for my chest hair aged 10 and the last time I was id'd i was 12.

Lol, exactly

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lol ok -rubdown for now then, but think of the future of compliments that await you!

im sure she wouldnt want to rub u down if she was asking for ur parents :P

Pretty standard in Brighton, only place I been carded in past 10 years. Then again, you were with flushy!!

Yup I'd imagine so, i was in Boston and my dad got id'd a few times and hes 48 albeit a young looking 48

Currently still holding my record of never being ID'd since I was 14. Not including casinos obv

Fml i was out there when i was 30. The only place i got id`d was passport control.

lol I got that from a double glazing salesman a while back.

He was walking up the steps to the house, as I pulled up in the car on my way home from work. Waited for me at the front door rather than ringing the bell, and says 'Is your mum or dad in?'

If I'd been sharper I'd have pointed and said 'Yes, they live about a mile that way.'

I was about 34 at the time.

LOL gg mate

I wen't to buy tabs the other day got i'd'd (??) obv had no i'd on me I'm 24 said to the bloke "so you don't think i look 18 no" he said doesn't matter it's challenge 30 eh? wtf how does it not matter if you only have to be 18 why you i'ding me you muppet,power goes to peoples head innit.

challenge 30 means if you look under 30 you have to challenge them, even if you think they are about 26
its going to get worse as more people move from challenge 21 to challenge 30 in pubs clubs and shops

i still get challenged daily in my dreams

Best one i ever had was in a bar in town.

Ordered the drinks and as she was pouring the last wine she said "You are 18?"

I said "Nope"

She said "What?"

I said "WTF did you think i was going to say"

She said "You have a point" and passed the drinks over.

I understand what it means,but don't understand the concept why should you have to look over 30 to get served for something you need to be 18 for he pretty much said he knew i was over 18 so why i'd me

Edit:Why do i keep putting i'd when it's clearly id ???

I presume it's for people like me who are absolutely rubbish at telling how old people are by looking at them. If the policy is to challenge anyone that appears to be under 30 it gives the person asking for ID a bit more leeway in avoiding looking like a twat when as far as they can tell the person they are serving could be anywhere between 16 and 26.

Got ID'd when buying araldite in B&Q last year!

I got ID'd buying blunt cutlery in tescos.

Yeah the blunt cutlery jobby I had last year in Wilkinsons. I mean, wtf. I was buying a bunch of stuff for the house, did she really think I was some scally that was going to raise havoc with a knife and fork?!?!?!

Licence holders get fined the fuck out of when they sell to minors, this makes it very hard to do.